#3435 House of the Dragon S03E01: Take a Seat

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4.8 • 16.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2026

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Rhaenyra enjoys a new piece of furniture in House of the Dragon, which continues its hot streak in the second episode of the season. Less hot: supporting characters, several of whom didn’t survive the episode. Meanwhile, things are looking equally glum over with the Sea Snake. With his fleet destroyed and house burned, maybe it’s time for OnlyFans? Oh, and that witch is still sauntering about, and lord knows what she’ll get up to once she encounters Aemond.

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0:00.0	One, two, three, four. One, two is crappening.
0:39.3	It's our Game of Thrones House of the Dragon podcast here at Watcher Crappens.
0:45.3	We are talking today about House of the Dragons season three, episode two.
0:51.1	Welcome back.
0:52.5	Welcome back.
0:53.1	If you're listening on Watcher crappins and you actually only care
0:56.7	about this kind of coverage then we have a whole separate podcast feed called winter is
1:01.7	crappening where you can just get exclusively house the dragons and game of thrones content
1:06.8	so go check that out but it's being also simulcast here on Wadro Crapins. Uh, welcome one,
1:12.4	welcome all. I'm Ben Mandelker. That's Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going?
1:16.6	Good. What's going on with you, baby? Oh, I'm just enjoying a second episode in a row of
1:24.4	House of the Dragons. That was really, really good. What's going on with you?
1:28.1	Oh, my God. This show is so good. So depressing, though. Jeez. And so stressful. Oh,
1:33.2	stressing me out. I was crying. I was stressing. And then, you know, I have to go watch all the recap
1:39.2	videos and stuff after. I love it. I love it. especially while Love Island is on because that show is like
1:46.4	so insipid and this show is so great and smart. It's, it's a crazy brain switch going from one
1:54.9	and the other. I don't know if I'd say this show is so smart. I don't, I only, there's, there's a fine line between Love Island and House the Dragons.
2:04.2	I mean, you've got factions, you've got dragons, you've got fiery demises, you've got twists, you've got turns.
2:12.2	So, I don't know, to me it's just like another episode.
2:14.4	It's basically like going to cast some more.
2:18.0	Well, we did get some wiener today.
2:20.8	We did.
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