The Read

A look back at the moments that defined the year. Thank you to every listeners, new and old, who shared, and supported us along the way. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2025

Please don't disturb my simulation... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2025

Clearing the gay ass air... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2025

Ignoring Ray J's black ass... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2025

Getting to your man in 30 minutes or less... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 25 November 2025

Dodging d**ks under tables... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2025

Dipping our fingers in treatment... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2025

Here’s a first listen to Crissle’s Couch, Crissle’s new weekly advice podcast. Each episode brings her signature mix of sharp truth, lived experience, honest advice, and thoughtful reflection. Listen to the trailer, then make sure you subscribe, rate, and follow Crissle’s Couch using the link in the description so you never miss an episode.

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2025

What to do when Young Metro don't trust him... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2025

SKVLKING outside a dessert parlor in Sydney... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2025

Leave God alone!!! Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2025

Ignoring niggas for seventeen years.... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2025

Grandma, bi*ch... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 9 October 2025

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH..... Sakir Everett: https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-sakir-everett-a-brave-student Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2025

Getting scammers to do chores... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/kidfury Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 25 September 2025

DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury and Crissle would NEVER make jokes about a dead ass white man. They are far too classy for that. As a matter of fact, these niggas aren't even real. This episode is completely AI. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2025

DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury would NEVER take pleasure in the news of a person's very tragic and public murder...even if that person glorified the very thing that got their ass murked. What sounds like laughter could simply be the expulsion of deep sorrow and regret. Please respect Fury's pain and his privacy. Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 11 September 2025

Vaccinate your damn dog, moron. ***Spoilers for "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" from 2:02:22 - 2:18:47*** Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2025

Caping for corny men... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 28 August 2025

Kicking mama to the curb... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2025

Feeling like an old cat on a puppy play-date... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 14 August 2025

Laughing to keep from punching... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2025

Watching movies and TV...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2025

*** NOTE: The beginning of the episode was lost due to a technical error*** Waiting on giant lesbian aliens...

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

Acting a foo-foo over Labubus from my boo-boo...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

Crying with the damn Kingdom again...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2025

Shaking our heads at the "justice" system...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

Sending your man his location...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2025

ignoring 100 text messages...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2025

Watching ancient television shows with grannies...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2025

My man told me not to...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2025

your baby daddy needs to be re-raised.Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2025

You lost me...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2025

There was no DNA on the shank...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2025

Laura, shut up for two seconds...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2025

Beyoncé season begins again...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

This is a stan account for Ryan Coogler and Ms. Tina Knowles!!!

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025

Should have just said it was Susie...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

Cutting off white boys...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

Kid Rock look like he work in Times Square.Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

And I meant it...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

Why do I keep making up new shit that I have to title? I'm terrible at creating titles! SMFH.Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

Dealing with rebellious dog vomit...Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

All of you Tom Joyner Cruise niggas need to go ahead and shut up.Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2025

The mega-talented and Grammy nominated, Durand Bernarr, joins us this week to discuss his new album, BLOOM.Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

More classic letters and questions... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

Thank you to all the fans for the love and supportKid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

I will hate more. I will hate harder.Tickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster    Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025

Happy blackity black monthTickets for The Read’s 12 Year Anniversary show are on sale now! Visit TheReadLive.com or Ticketmaster    Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2025

Revisiting some classic letters and questions... Kid Fury | Crissle  Thisistheread.com Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Transcribed - Published: 3 February 2025