The Secret Files of a Scorned Lover

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Comedy

4.9 • 28.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 129 minutes

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0:00.0	Well, how do you?
0:09.0	Well, howdy-ha.
0:26.4	I can't remember.
0:27.2	Isn't that a South Park thing?
0:30.2	No clue.
0:31.1	Howdy-ha.
0:32.0	Was that like one of the teachers or something?
0:34.1	I kind of watched South Park, but not really.
0:36.0	I feel like that's what it came from.
0:37.2	Maybe. I think it was the poop that but not really. I feel like that's what it came from. Maybe.
0:39.2	I think it was the poop that said that.
0:40.5	Oh, God.
0:41.3	Could have been.
0:43.5	And I was definitely not tuned in for that.
0:47.5	Welcome back to The Function, everyone.
0:52.2	I am Alex Newell, Tony Award winning singer, and I'm Alex Newell, bad bitch, writer, and community.
1:04.7	And I am Mars, ruler of Ares, and this is The Read.
1:09.8	Thank you for coming back. What? Mars Ruler of Aries, and this is the reed. Thank you for coming back. What?
1:13.0	Mars ruler of Harry, catch me up. Well, you know, I'm deep in my, in my zodiac bag. I'm with the Woo Woo Girls now.
1:21.1	It's Airy season. The pink full moon is tonight. You know, I'm just feeling- The full moon has colors?
1:28.3	Well, I don't, okay, so let me not get to lying.
1:32.3	I know the full moon is in Libra tonight, and I know it's called a pink full moon, but I don't think the moon will actually be pink.
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