How A Southern Belle Jumps The Broom

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4.9 • 28.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2026

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Demanding our respect even when it's unnecessary... Kid Fury | Crissle Thisistheread.com Patreon Fury: patreon.com/kidfury Patreon Crissle: patreon.com/cw/CrisslesCouch Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	Oh, happy day.
0:07.0	Oh, every day, yeah.
0:11.0	Happy day, yeah.
0:12.0	Happy day.
0:13.0	Happy day.
0:15.0	We need to watch.
0:16.0	We need a lot.
0:18.0	And he's a lot.
0:20.0	And he's a lot. Hot damn whore.
0:28.4	Here we go again.
0:31.5	Light as a rock, bitch.
0:34.5	What's the next part?
0:35.9	I have no idea.
0:37.4	Hard as a cock, bitch!
0:39.3	Oh.
0:40.3	Welcome the fuck back, ladies and gentlemen.
0:47.3	I'm that 2026 girl.
0:51.3	I'm the 2026 girl.
0:53.3	I'm the New Year Girlie. I'm that
0:55.8	girl
0:56.7	that you're going to wish you did not cross in
0:59.8	2025 because she's upright
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