MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

In this episode, Sydnee and Marie chat their weekly MESS. The duo dishes on friendship boundaries, the art of curating a dating profile, and the fine line between flirty and just plain messy. And y'all came in with JUICY MESS this week!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by friend, comedian, and TV writer Sonia Denis! The three chat neighborhood dating MESS, and also a little bit of Hoodoo???  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by comedian and friend George Civeris! The MESS? Big Beverage? But in reality, LIFE. and as always, the three give y'all their take on your MESSages.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by their sister in life and Syndee's emergency contact Karolena Theresa! An episode full of laughs, pregnancy mess, and Cerealgate pt 2.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by THE Dwayne Perkins! The three have group therapy as Dwayne imparts some much needed wisdom, and get into some MESS. What MESS you ask? Being too nice!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are solo -- chatting Hard 75 MESS! Sydnee is just over a week in, will she make it??  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by friend and TikTok STAR Jake Cornell! The MESS? Spending in the summer. Spending really any time, but ESPECIALLY when we're tryna be out in these streets.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are solo chatting their MESS of the week! The two chat about messy relationships, members only clubs, and Halle Berry's new lube!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2025

HAPPY PRIDE !!! Kickng off Pride Month we have a blast of an episode with friend of the show Paris Sashay! The three get into their mess of the week and Paris MESS: being gay LOL.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by your favorite short-form video unscripted content creator -- Kareem Rahma! The three talk dad and bachelor party MESS. Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2025

This week the ladies are SOLO DOLO! Marie is back from Japan talking all things travel MESS and Sydnee catches us up on life while Marie was playing where in the world is carmen sandiego.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by friend of the podcast and comedian Devon Walker! Their mess this week? TRAVEL MESS!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2025

This week the ladies are solo chatting on all kinds of MESS! They talk dating mess, jail mess, and Sydnee's new favorite influencer -- a duck??  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by fellow iHeart Royalty Mandii B! The three chat dating, and really age gap, MESS. Mandii gives the ladies all the TEA on love, sex, dating, and more!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by friend of the pod and potentially one of their first guests from Unofficial Expert days -- Petey DeAbreu! The three talk snitching MESS.   Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie chat with friend and LA Comedian Danielle Perez about Bachelorette party MESS. These three messties dish stories, plan their own bachelorette trips, and of course get into you your listener mess!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie bless us with a solo episode! The two discuss their personal messes, including Sydnee's tendency to fall asleep at parties and Marie's dubious shopping habits. and as always, they go through your listener MESS!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie sat down with dear friend and one of their favorite funny ladies Aminah Imani! The MESS this week? REVIEWS! Specifically Aminah's MESSY reviews, always making sure everyone knows what's up! The three also go over you all's MESSages.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie have on THE Rob HaZe to chat burner account MESS!  We find out Rob's online boxing lore and the three do Mess or Just Living!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie meet up with friend of the podcast and "sisTER" Rosebud Baker! The three talk about crying in public MESS, among other mess in each of their lives. Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie have on friend and comedian Ontonio Kareem! The Mess?PILLOW TALK. And as always, the three tackle some Mess or Just Living, and y'alls MESSages!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

This week on MESS we have a podcasting queens mash up -- Hunter Harris and Peyton Dix of Lemme Say This join Sydnee and Marie to chat Birthdays and Hair mess! The four chat friendships, love, Mess or Just Living, and more. Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

Rejoice! Syd and Reezy are back with a solo ep this week. The ladies chat love in this month of love (SPOILER: Sydnee is OFF the market), do some Mess or Just Living, and get to your MESSages!   Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

This week Syd and Reezy have comedian Eva Evans to chat WORK mess! But really, also life?? The three cover messy experiences with exes, workplace challenges, and of course, endd it with talking about y'alls MESSages! Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by the talented Larry Owens! The three delve into Larry's MESS - TikTok, and of course, they wrap it up with you all's MESSages!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by comedian Mateo Lane. The trio share their MESSy stories, from ripped pants and late-night nail salon visits to memorable first dates and unexpected encounters. Their topic of the week? Messy white women! And as always, the tree tackle your MESSages!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie dive into their everyday messes, featuring guest Liza Trager, The trio covers a range of topics, including their love for gossip, handling messy relationships, and their thoughts on celebrity behaviors and tipping, and of course -- your MESS!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie touch on life MESS like TikTok, Sydnee crashing out at the deli (literally) and friends in messy relationships and more.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie bring Caleb Hearon, whose MESS is moms on social media, and their hilarious antics.    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie catch listeners up on all things their personal MESS. Bad checks, Venmo etiquette, insured genes, and of course -- your MESSages!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 January 2025

This week the ever-funny Tomas Matos joins Sydnee and Marie to chat Twitter (X??) MESS and of course get to your MESSages!   Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 January 2025

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from Sydnee and Marie! This week the ladies chat their weekly mess, holiday and family mess, and y'alls MESSages!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 December 2024

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by one of their favorites -- Greta Titelman! The three talk trends, MESSY relationships, fashion mishaps and more. They also get to your juicy MESSages!   Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2024

The holidays are coming up, and Sydnee and Marie are NOT even close to having their stuff in order. The two have so many things to do: dealing with unpleasant realtors, emails regarding their taxes, and writing stuff on loose paper. Let's just say the prayer list is lengthy this time around. Plus, they discuss the latest mess: aging!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2024

On this week of MESS Sydnee and Marie talk mess FAN culture with favorite friend of the pod Matt Rogers! They talk the dynamics of being a public figure, complex relationships with fans, social media influence, and more. As always they also chat Mess of the Week and your MESSages!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2024

In this Thanksgiving special of MESS! Sydnee and Marie dive into holiday antics and mess with guest siblings Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar! They discuss everything from holiday naps, Christmas decorations, favorite Thanksgiving dishes, dating woes, and dental disasters. Happy Thanksgiving!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2024

This week the two talk Sydnee’s apartment mess, Marie’s dating mess, when you should end your situationship, lottery mess, and your MESSages!   Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2024

This week Syd and Marie are joined by their dear friend Alex English! They recount a recent trip, debate the trials of roommates and unreliable coworkers, and tackle social media virality.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2024

Welcome to the first episode of MESS! Sydnee and Marie take you through some mess in their lives like oxtail meet-cutes and landlord woes, to mess in the world, and lastly your MESSages!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2024

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Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2024

Verified superstar, Kalen Allen, joins us this week as our Only Child Expert! Kalen quells the rumors surrounding only child syndrome, everything he's looking for in a partner, and his rise to fame. Plus, Sydnee and Marie talk about their upcoming tv appearances and Sydnee goes from a Michelle wig to a Kelly wig. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2021

On this week's solo episode, Sydnee and Marie discuss DaBaby and DaBookings, Saweetie and her McDonald's meal, and everything else from Paul Rudd to 9/11. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2021

SNL's Ego Nwodim is on the pod this week as our Classy, Bougie, Ratchet Expert! Ego opens up as much she can - while still securing those NBC checks, to tell us about going to the Catskills, going on bad dates abroad, and getting into some road rage. Plus, Sydnee talks about her recent live shows and Marie talks about all the dates she's been on this week. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2021

Another solo episode this week where Sydnee, Marie and Andrew discuss hot billionaires, what makes a diva and why ghosting is never okay. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2021

Slinging and slapping dick. He she they y'all.Sugar daddy-ing down the game. Minnesota 10, New York 7. Close your eyes open your legs. Lazy eye for the win. Cowardly lions are not my type. Her cups ran over. Espedrils and Sancerre. We had sodomy. What are you saving yourself for? What the fuck is joe Rogan talking about? Clock out, login. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2021

We're back with our first solo episode in a minute. Marie talks about closing herself off from fans and Sydnee comes to terms with being too close with just about anyone. We discuss the Molly episode from two episodes back and respond to a listener email. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2021

Chris Gethard joins the pod this week as our New Jersey Expert! Chris talks about a typical day in the life as a new dad, his past living it up in New York, and the best foods you can find in NJ. Plus, Sydnee talks about the recent heatwave in NY and we all recap our pride weekends. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2021

Big tea this week, sweetie! Listener, Molly (who's messaged the Unofficial Expert to become the unpaid assistant), is on the pod this week to be interviewed by Sydnee, Marie, and Andrew. We unearth her past, ask what it means to be suffocatingly Jewish, and ask her to write the opening scene of Sydnee and Marie's sitcom. Listen to find out if she got the job! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2021

Jo Firestone joins us on this week's episode as our Spiraling Expert! Jo tells us what it means to spiral, how she stops herself from spiraling out of control, and of course what Winnie the Pooh character she relates most with. Plus, Sydnee elaborates further on her birth and Marie talks about a bad experience on set. Enjoy! ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2021

It's just Sydnee and Marie this week! They're talking about their review of "Cruella," a review of the podcast, and feeling gratitude during this weird time. ---- Listen to The Unofficial Expert Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus ---- BUY UNOFFICIAL EXPERT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-unofficial-expert-podcast ---- FOLLOW THE UNOFFICIAL EXPERT: https://www.instagram.com/UnofficialExpert FOLLOW SYDNEE: https://www.instagram.com/JustSYDbw https://twitter.com/justsydnyc FOLLOW MARIE: https://www.instagram.com/Reeezy https://twitter.com/MsReeezy FOLLOW ANDREW: https://www.instagram.com/mcgui_guy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2021