MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

This week Syd and Marie are joined by now top five guest of MESS -- Aaron Jackson! The three talk Sydnee's fast food MESS, work MESS, Friend MESS, and more!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2025

This week Syd and Marie are joined by one of their favorite comedians from across the pond -- Sophie Duker! The three talk dating app MESS, NYC nightlife MESS, and more!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2025

Hello, MESS Listeners! We want to share a new show you might enjoy, CrimeLess. About the show: What’s the best way to rob a bank? How do you fake your own death? Can you deploy a swarm of bees to get rid of the cops? And if so, how (theoretically) would one do that? All of these questions and more are answered on CRIMELESS, a weekly talk show that breaks down crazy crimes and answers the questions that you’re too embarrassed, or too afraid, to ask, lest it land you on an FBI watchlist. Each week, comedian Rory Scovel and his co-host, the veteran journalist and true crime podcaster Josh Dean, break down a brazen heist, outlandish scam, crypto caper, monkey gang war, or otherwise outrageous crime. The story will catapult the hosts into an exploration of the minutia of the crime, the wild characters who committed it, and how the hosts could do it better. While the show will be funny, first and foremost, listeners will also learn something — at least enough to seem interesting for 10 minutes at a party. It’s How Stuff Works, if How Stuff Works got drunk and robbed a Papaya King, to pay for the Bored Ape NFTs it bought to cover its gambling losses. Or You’re Wrong About, but mostly focused on things that Florida Man did after smoking too much kratom. (Or do you snort kratom? We definitely need to do an episode unpacking WTF kratom is.)  Listen here and subscribe to CrimeLess on the iHeartRadio App or wherever you get your podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie catch up with the Christian Rap Expert (lol) Rufat Agayev! The three chat apartment dating MESS. Is it mess to never have the person you're dating over??    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie catch up on some much needed solo time MESS! The two talk holiday mess, work mess, relationship and friendship mess, and more. Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by friend and comedy Jay Jurdan! The three call each other IN in some group therapy MESS.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2025

This week on MESS Syd and Marie are diving back into their life MESS. Dating mess, bed sharing mess, straight people MESS and more!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2025

HAPPY HALLOWEEN from us here at MESS! Enjoy this very special episode featuring Lord Farquad AKA the Micnelladonna!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by Demi Adejuyigbe!! The three talk apartment mess, CON ED MESS, and most importantly -- HAIR MESS!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2025

Hello, MESS Listeners! We want to share a new show you might enjoy, CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist About the show: It’s 1996 in rural North Carolina, and an oddball crew makes history when they pull off America’s third largest cash heist. But it’s all downhill from there.  Join host Johnny Knoxville as he unspools a wild and woolly tale about a group of regular ‘ol folks who risked it all for a chance at a better life. CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist answers the question: what would you do with 17.3 million dollars? The answer includes diamond rings, mansions, velvet Elvis paintings, plus a run for the border, murder-for-hire-plots, and FBI busts. Listen here and subscribe to CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist on the iHeartRadio App or wherever you get your podcasts!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2025

Welcome back, or for first-timers, welcome!! To Season TWO of MESS. This week, Sydnee and Marie have a very special, jam-packed, MESSY episode for you. The two catch you Messties up on Marie's birthday extravaganza and the London trip of a lifetime.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2025

This week MESSTIES we have a special surprise for you -- an extra MESSY episode featuring all of the best moments from season 1! Thank you all for joining along the ride, and we're excited for all the fun MESS coming in for season TWOOOO.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 October 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by friend and OVERCOMPENSATING legend Mary Beth Barone! The three chat NYC apartment MESS along with some fun lesbian MESS. The three also get into your MESSages!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air!     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 October 2025

This week Syd and Marie catch up before MARIEPALOOZA! AKA let's welcome in Libra szn with our fav Libra baby Reezy! The two talk apartment, stealing, and life MESS!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 September 2025

This week on MESS Sydnee and Marie chat with the hilarious Amber Singletary! Messties get ready to be FED because Amber brings in unheard of levels of MESS for you. Tune in to cult mess, OF mess, dating mess, and MORE.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 September 2025

This week Syd and Marie are joined by none other than Reggie Conquest! The three chat TaskRabbit MESS. They also go deep on you all's MEssages!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 11 September 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are BACK in the studio talking all things life MESS, but most importantly -- go through y'alls MESSages!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 September 2025

This week the ladies are BACK solo! Sydnee and Marie are talking all things scam and Love Island MESS.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 August 2025

This week Syd and Marie chat with friend and fellow comedian Jared Goldstein! The trio talk Jared’s driving MESS, hypnotherapy, and his extensive gorgeous handbag collection LOL.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 August 2025

In this spontaneous, hilariously chaotic episode, Sydnee and Marie drag people who can't walk on sidewalks, debate the merits of Drake's abs, and roast public figures. Special guest Zack Fox joins the fun, opining on plastic surgery and riffing about New York's need to start over. Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 August 2025

HOT off the press!!! This week Sydnee and Marie sit down with friend and fellow comedian Nick Smith chatting about EX mess! Is it Mess or Just Living to steal their reward points?? The three also talk chuckle f*ckers, dating, scammers, and MORE. The text is rich folks.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2025

In this episode, Sydnee and Marie chat their weekly MESS. The duo dishes on friendship boundaries, the art of curating a dating profile, and the fine line between flirty and just plain messy. And y'all came in with JUICY MESS this week!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by friend, comedian, and TV writer Sonia Denis! The three chat neighborhood dating MESS, and also a little bit of Hoodoo???  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by comedian and friend George Civeris! The MESS? Big Beverage? But in reality, LIFE. and as always, the three give y'all their take on your MESSages.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by their sister in life and Syndee's emergency contact Karolena Theresa! An episode full of laughs, pregnancy mess, and Cerealgate pt 2.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by THE Dwayne Perkins! The three have group therapy as Dwayne imparts some much needed wisdom, and get into some MESS. What MESS you ask? Being too nice!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are solo -- chatting Hard 75 MESS! Sydnee is just over a week in, will she make it??  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by friend and TikTok STAR Jake Cornell! The MESS? Spending in the summer. Spending really any time, but ESPECIALLY when we're tryna be out in these streets.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are solo chatting their MESS of the week! The two chat about messy relationships, members only clubs, and Halle Berry's new lube!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2025

HAPPY PRIDE !!! Kickng off Pride Month we have a blast of an episode with friend of the show Paris Sashay! The three get into their mess of the week and Paris MESS: being gay LOL.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by your favorite short-form video unscripted content creator -- Kareem Rahma! The three talk dad and bachelor party MESS. Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2025

This week the ladies are SOLO DOLO! Marie is back from Japan talking all things travel MESS and Sydnee catches us up on life while Marie was playing where in the world is carmen sandiego.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by friend of the podcast and comedian Devon Walker! Their mess this week? TRAVEL MESS!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2025

This week the ladies are solo chatting on all kinds of MESS! They talk dating mess, jail mess, and Sydnee's new favorite influencer -- a duck??  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 May 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by fellow iHeart Royalty Mandii B! The three chat dating, and really age gap, MESS. Mandii gives the ladies all the TEA on love, sex, dating, and more!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by friend of the pod and potentially one of their first guests from Unofficial Expert days -- Petey DeAbreu! The three talk snitching MESS.   Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 April 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie chat with friend and LA Comedian Danielle Perez about Bachelorette party MESS. These three messties dish stories, plan their own bachelorette trips, and of course get into you your listener mess!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie bless us with a solo episode! The two discuss their personal messes, including Sydnee's tendency to fall asleep at parties and Marie's dubious shopping habits. and as always, they go through your listener MESS!    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie sat down with dear friend and one of their favorite funny ladies Aminah Imani! The MESS this week? REVIEWS! Specifically Aminah's MESSY reviews, always making sure everyone knows what's up! The three also go over you all's MESSages.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie have on THE Rob HaZe to chat burner account MESS!  We find out Rob's online boxing lore and the three do Mess or Just Living!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 March 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie meet up with friend of the podcast and "sisTER" Rosebud Baker! The three talk about crying in public MESS, among other mess in each of their lives. Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 March 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie have on friend and comedian Ontonio Kareem! The Mess?PILLOW TALK. And as always, the three tackle some Mess or Just Living, and y'alls MESSages!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 March 2025

This week on MESS we have a podcasting queens mash up -- Hunter Harris and Peyton Dix of Lemme Say This join Sydnee and Marie to chat Birthdays and Hair mess! The four chat friendships, love, Mess or Just Living, and more. Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2025

Rejoice! Syd and Reezy are back with a solo ep this week. The ladies chat love in this month of love (SPOILER: Sydnee is OFF the market), do some Mess or Just Living, and get to your MESSages!   Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 February 2025

This week Syd and Reezy have comedian Eva Evans to chat WORK mess! But really, also life?? The three cover messy experiences with exes, workplace challenges, and of course, endd it with talking about y'alls MESSages! Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 February 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by the talented Larry Owens! The three delve into Larry's MESS - TikTok, and of course, they wrap it up with you all's MESSages!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 February 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie are joined by comedian Mateo Lane. The trio share their MESSy stories, from ripped pants and late-night nail salon visits to memorable first dates and unexpected encounters. Their topic of the week? Messy white women! And as always, the tree tackle your MESSages!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie dive into their everyday messes, featuring guest Liza Trager, The trio covers a range of topics, including their love for gossip, handling messy relationships, and their thoughts on celebrity behaviors and tipping, and of course -- your MESS!  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie touch on life MESS like TikTok, Sydnee crashing out at the deli (literally) and friends in messy relationships and more.  Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2025

This week Sydnee and Marie bring Caleb Hearon, whose MESS is moms on social media, and their hilarious antics.    Don’t forget to write in your messy stories at [email protected], or call in at (763) 280-6588 to have your MESSages read live on air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 January 2025