I Don't See Diseases w/ Ian Lara
MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
This week Sydnee and Marie bring on the MESS with friend and comedian Ian Lara! The three talk standup MESS, gifting MESS, dating MESS and more.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:05.5 | You want to watch the episode? |
| 0:08.0 | Oh, of course you do. |
| 0:09.2 | So click the link in the episode description. |
| 0:11.4 | For avoir. |
| 0:13.7 | Ooh, you're listening to Mets. |
| 0:16.9 | Yes. |
| 0:18.2 | Oh my God. |
| 0:19.4 | I'm so excited. |
| 0:21.8 | Then he got lots of rest last night. I did. I went to bed at like 11 something. |
| 0:26.8 | What? That's early. That's good. I ordered some Pizza Hut and then went to sleep. |
| 0:31.7 | Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut. Yeah. Unless you have Pizza Hut order so we can write it down. |
| 0:36.4 | Listen, it was nothing crazy. It was just like a personal pan pizza pepperoni. I also ordered a sasha one for today. But that's it. So two. Two Pizza Hut pizzas. Yeah. And you said Pizza Hut, not Domino? Not Domino's. I've moved on. No local pizza ears. No. No mom and pop shop. |
| 1:10.1 | No, I like Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut. Are you listening? What if I told you pizza Hut owner is a Trump supporter? Would you still eat pizza? Is that true? I don't know. But, Marie. Well, then I'll be done. You would? You would? You would? Yes. |
| 1:10.9 | Okay. |
| 1:13.3 | But girl, you still eat Chick-fil- would? You would? Yes. Okay. |
| 1:11.2 | But girl, you still eat Chick-fil-A and they don't like the gays? Hey, come on now. I think they're coming around to the gays. Like, they're saying like they're okay now. Probably because they're stop. So it's getting better. They're asking the gays. They need all the votes they can get. So that's what it is. Okay, yeah. |
| 1:26.3 | Yeah, they were putting gays in the mix. |
| 1:27.9 | They're trying to convert us over. |
| 1:30.2 | It's just like a cult. they need all the votes they can get so that's what it is okay yeah they're putting gays in the mix |
| 1:27.8 | they're they're trying to convert us over it's just like a cult you know what I mean you have |
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