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Guaranteed Human.

You're listening to Mess.

Nah, just the middle of the week.

What's what I'm talking about?

Also, we weren't talking to you yet.

Wow.

You see how it starts?

We weren't talking to you that.

Did you not want to intro?

My bad, my bad. No, no. That's great. Wait a minute. That lineup looks freshest up. It looks really. It's not, it's a swoop. Because, you know, I'm receding. So, like, what happens when you get in your upper 30s, they'll cut this side long, They'll leave this side longer and then you swoop it over the recession. Now is there a profit you got to put it in it? You got a little special cones. And you hope that the wind isn't at high function. It's windy. So it's like something. Is this like a baby hair for a man?

Like that swoop? Yeah, it's a little. It's a little bang. It's a little bang. It's a little cover, you know? What I was talking about is a line on the side. Like it's giving. Oh, this. Yes. Oh, no, no. That's shout out to Genesis, my barber at Otis and Finn. Otis and Dan. That's not like a hipster barbershop.

They hooked it up.

Genesis, the barber's name, and then Otis and Finn sell real hipster. You paid $82 for the haircut? 60. Yeah. That's not bad? Includent tip? Includent tip. Yeah, yeah. 20% tip. Honestly, I... Yeah, it's not bad. I think you guys can get more haircuts. You know, for $60, I wish it cost $60 to get my hair. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to take out a small PPP loan to get just the hair. You got to let it grow a little bit, though. You got to like, as a man, you got to let it grow because I grew up, you know, amongst black people my whole life. So then I was like on a week. Amongst black people. Amongst black people. Amongst us. And I will say like growing up, the haircut schedule was crazy. Like once a week. Yeah, that's a crazy schedule. That's all my lunch money. I was spending on hair cut. Lunch money. Okay, rich. Yeah, I was broke. No, rich, lunch money. I was on free lunch. I didn't get no lunch money. Look, my dad looked rich on paper, but he was... But you got money for lunch. That's what I'm trying to say. That's poor people don't give the kids money for lunch. Yeah, it sounds like you had allowance pretty much. No. Don't do. No, no. I lived in, in Florida with no AC. Alligator, Alcatraz. Yeah. No, I had a rough. I was at my friend's house most of the time. Maybe that's why we'll get into our mess.

Okay, we'll get into our mess.

But I was mostly at my friend's house most of the time.

And they were like, I was on my best friend's mother's will at one point.

Oh.

At one point.

At one point.

Miss Shirley took you out of the will.

She took me off the wood.

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