A Glass Bitch w/ Matteo Lane

MESS with Sydnee Washington & Marie Faustin

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

This Week Sydnee and Marie finally redeem Matteo Lane with proper video!!!! Enjoy the three talking meeting Rihanna MESS, birthday MESS, stand up MESS, and more!

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:05.5	You want to watch the episode?
0:08.0	Oh, of course you do.
0:09.2	So click the link in the episode description.
0:11.4	For avoir.
0:13.8	Ooh, you're listening to Mass.
0:17.2	Hey, y'all.
0:18.2	Hey, what's going on?
0:19.6	We have one of our favorite people in the studio of all time.
0:23.2	Laj.
0:24.1	Mateo Elizabeth Lane.
0:25.2	Hey.
0:29.0	I'm like, I know he's going to do it.
0:31.3	Don't do it.
0:32.3	I'd like that.
0:34.5	Mateo, you're back.
0:35.5	You're back because obviously we did not have video. I was going to say we've upgraded in the beautiful studio with video. Yes, you deserve. I think last time we did the pod, we were at a wobbly table and there was a iPhone. Yeah, there was a little. We were at a Waffle House. Don't you do that to Waffle House? It's better than that. I love Waffle House. Obsessed with Waffle house. I think it's great. A thin waffle, not too thick, and I like it a little crunchy. It's crispy. Two little meats, a bunch of sides. Yeah. $4.98. Oh. That's why they're fighting in there. Yes, I would fight too. Because I want my seats.
1:11.3	I want my food.
1:11.9	And uppercutting people.
1:13.3	Finish him. Yeah. When's the last time you went to Waffle House? Oh, I went last year when I went to Kenneywood in Pittsburgh with my friend Donnie and Simmer and Nick. And we went to Wapst. Pittsburgh has Waffle House? Yeah. Was it a Denny's? No, it was a waffle house.
1:26.1	It was thrilling.
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