Junkfood Cinema

Brian & Cargill chase their love for Peter Yates' Bullitt all across the internet and proclaim the titular cop to in fact be...the most interesting man in the world.  Fasten your seatbelts!  Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2025

Happy Yates-Giving, everyone!  On this very special holiday episode, Brian and Cargill discuss a Robert Redford heist movie that is a hidden gem in every since of the word: The Hot Rock! Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2025

In honor of the late, great Robert Redford, Brian cracks a book for a change and invites Mama Junkfood to the garish West Egg party that is our episode on The Great Gatsby(1974)! Please drive responsibly, old sports.  Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2025

Cargill comes off the bench and makes his glorious return to the big leagues as he and Brian play all nine innings of Night Game!  Get ready to go beyond Astrodome!  Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 15 November 2025

Brian & Griffey go to war (on the shore) with Tom Hardy, Joel Edgerton, and Kurt Angle(?) in 2011's Warrior!  ...it really should be called WarriorS Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2025

The grand finale of Halloween Spirit finds author/podcaster Jason Murphy returning to the show to take a deep dive into Lake Mungo!  This Halloween episode is a real trick in the treat-bag! Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2025

Chris Cox from OneOfUs.Net boards Junkfood Airlines and goes careening through Aughts-tober with the original “Final” Destination! This Mack Daddy of an episode also features a special interview with Baby Junkfood (aka Zane) on why he loves this franchise so much!  Support on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 24 October 2025

Still wrapped up in Halloween Spirit, Brian and Scott dance with darkness (and Ernest Borgnine) in The Devil's Rain! The cast of this gem is infernally good!   Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 17 October 2025

Kicking off Aughts-tober, a miniseries within a miniseries, Brian and Weinberg battle cults, warlocks, and crazy evil bikers alongside Nic Cage in Mandy!  Oh, and as a special treat, we have summoned the powers of dark magic to bend the fabric of time and cause a collision of today's episode with a sonic relic of the distant past.  Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 10 October 2025

Josh Griffey from the Messed Up Movies podcast joins Brian to prove that enough is never enough of The Stuff! Are you consuming this podcast...or is this podcast consuming you?  Nope, it's definitely the first one.  Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

Continuing the Halloween Spirit, Brian & Cargill venture into The Abaddon Hotel to explore the film franchise that makes scaring you their business: Hell House LLC! Watch out for that goddamned clown! Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 19 September 2025

Getting into the Halloween Spirit, Brian & Weinberg bust bunkers and Nazi zombie skulls in Overlord!  Scary feels good in a place like this. Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 12 September 2025

The ultimate midnight movie leads to the ultimate cinematic redemption as Brian & Cargill enjoy The Rocky Horror Picture Show! ...how bout that?  Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 5 September 2025

Brian and Cargill share their glowing praise for the Bay Area banger that is Freaky Tales, and declare it their favorite movie of the year so far! We hope you don’t think this episode is Too $hort. Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 29 August 2025

In honor of the late, great Terence Stamp, Brian & Cargill come bursting out of The Phantom Zone to do battle with both cuts of Superman II! No need to kneel, just support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 22 August 2025

It's big. It's green. It is NOT a kids soccer movie from the 90s. Busting up from the sewers, it's our long overdue episode on Alligator!  Be careful what you flush.  Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 15 August 2025

Brian and Cargill get locked up with Tom Selleck, his mustache, and a murderer's row of character actors in An Innocent Man! This movie will hit you like a Sledgehammer.  Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 8 August 2025

It's summer 2025, and Brian & Cargill are ready for an Escape 2000! Sorry, that was awful. Sometimes coming up with ideas for these intro paragraphs can be a real Turkey Shoot. Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2025

Load up the wagon and take a road trip with Brian and Cargill as they sit in The Way Way Back! Batten down the hatches and prepare for Hurricane Janney!  Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

June Hackmonth wraps up...in July? Merry HACKmas in July!!!  This week, Gene works on a mystery without any clues in Night Moves!  Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2025

In this glorious return of The Double Stuff, Brian & Weinberg are foolishly permitted to drive James Garner's Tank!  This episode is dedicated to the great Lalo Schifrin. Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 28 June 2025

As June Hackmonth continues, Brian and Cargill invite you to join their family and have an absolutely fabulous farcical time in The Birdcage! Don't be afraid of our natural heat. Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2025

Brian and Cargill continue June Hackmonth as they hit the field with The Replacements! It's one of the greatest football movies of all time without even breaking a sweat...I mean the players probably sweat but...you know what I mean!  No scabs, all flab!  Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2025

Brian and Cargill embark on their month long celebration of the legendary Gene Hackman.  First up, the movie that reminded us that deserve's got nothing to do with it...and that there's a difference between an El Camino and a Gran Torino? Anyone who doesn't listen and share this episode will be Unforgiven.  Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2025

Brian & Cargill sit atop a pale horse and become death...ly afraid of the notion of a Clint Eastwood ninja turtle in this week's excursion with the Pale Rider! Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2025

Brian & Cargill come ridin' into town to prove that the good stuff CAN last a long time...provided that good stuff is Lawrence Kasden's Silverado! Or, as Brian calls it...The Big Sil Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 24 May 2025

Brian & Cargill are joined by editor/friend-of-the-show Greg MacLennan to go mano y mano...y mano with one of the greatest sports film gems of all time: Gladiator! Justice for Romano!  Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2025

Brian and Cargill battle roller-Nazis in the not-too-distant future. So, ya know, it's a normal weekday.

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2025

Brian and Cargill skate past the flaws of--and quench their thirst for--the wild and wonderful post-apocalyptic mania of Solarbabies!  Seriously, what's going on with that torture robot?!! Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 1 May 2025

In honor of the late Val Kilmer, Brian and Cargill celebrate the many disguises of his Simon Templar in 1997's The Saint. It's like 12 performances in one!  Bask in the cold fusion confusion!  Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2025

Brian & Cargill (aka The Parker Brothers) take another gritty, violent trip to Westlake with Point Blank!  I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren'tcha? Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2025

Brian and Cargill are joined by professional wrestler Ryan “Hollywood Hunk” Nemeth to take on The Tall Man in a casket match. Wake up to a nightmare, it’s Phantasm time! Support us on Patreon!  Follow Ryan on Instagram! See him in action at TNA: Rebellion on April 27th!!!

Transcribed - Published: 3 April 2025

Brian and Cargill gang up on the bullies, the commandos, and the...mall ninjas(?) of Lincoln High as they approach 3:15 the Moment of Truth!  Seirously, this cast is its own formidable gang!  Support us on Patreon...if you're not a narc. 

Transcribed - Published: 28 March 2025

Brian and Cargill gas up for one last Canadian tax shelter movie that raced out of obscurity and ran down their hearts: Firebird 2015 AD!  It's like...Irritated Max. Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 19 March 2025

In honor of the late, great Michelle Trachtenberg, Brian & Cargill get their passports stamped hard as they go on a EuroTrip!  Scotty doesn't know why donuts should be avoided...but you soon will. Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 14 March 2025

Long live the new episode!  Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 7 March 2025

Brian and Cargill charter a boat with Captain (Jason) Murphy as they set sail on a fishing trip/revenge quest against Orca! As Jaws rip-offs go, this one is...a whale of a time. I apologize for nothing. Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 28 February 2025

Alright, rent-a-tuxers, Brian and Cargill embark on a night to remember as they try and survive Prom Night.  So. Many. Red. Herrings. Support us on Patreon, eh?

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2025

Stuff a brand new episode of The Double Stuff into your Valentine boxes! Although our hearts are heavy, they are still filled with love for the recently-departed David Lynch. So Brian and Weinberg reunite to celebrate arguably Lynch's most romantic film: Wild at Heart!  We got some dancin' to do, peanuts.  Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 14 February 2025

Brian & Cargill continue to explore the films (and tax benefits) of the great white north as Go Canuck Yourself pays a visit to The Little Girl who Lives Down the Lane. What are the secrets kept in that house...and how do we keep Martin Sheen out of it? Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2025

Cargill returns from Canada just in time to kick off our new miniseries on...Canadian tax shelter movies! Get ready to Go Canuck Yourself!  First up, the sexiest game of cat and mouse Toronto has ever seen: The Silent Partner.  Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2025

Who the hell is hogging Nic Cage's Pig? And what's he gonna do about it? Brian and Scott forage for answers. Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 30 January 2025

Brian and Griffey (/Film, Messed Up Movies) cordially invite you to experience…The Menu. On said menu, you will find tasty delights like biscuits and gravy, utopia masturbation, and kitchen Jokers. There is no accounting for taste. Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 23 January 2025

It's JAN-uary, so Brian and Weinberg are ready to Michael down those Vincents as they jump in the Landmaster and traverse the wildly uneven landscape of Damnation Alley!  How did those cockroaches gain armor plating? Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 17 January 2025

Brian and Weinberg join the B.P.R.D in an episode designed and directed by the red right hand of Hellboy. GDT FTW! Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 9 January 2025

The great Drew McWeeny (The Hip Pocket) sheds his chapeau, sits a spell, and gets into the spirits of the annual JFC New Years Eve tradition as this time, The Thin Man Goes Home!  Check out The Hip Pocket podcast!  Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2024

It’s Christmas Eve! It’s the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer and the miracle happens! In this case, the miracle is the epic conclusion of A Very Salisbury Christmas! Mrs. Junkfood herself stops by to discuss with Brian a true blue holiday classic that hits both of their feels like a toaster to the skull: Scrooged! Yule love it! Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2024

It's still A Very Salisbury Christmas, and this week, Mama Junkfood stops by Junkfood HQ to discuss a 1997 made-for-TV holiday flick that's sure to one day be on your Christmas List! Enjoy this festive episode with a tall glass of Dr. Nogg'n! Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 20 December 2024

Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals!  We're kicking off a very special miniseries at this festive season. Get ready get your halls decked and your eggs nogged with A Very Salisbury Christmas!  Each week, in true variety show fashion, another special guest from Brian's family will drop by and gift him one Christmas movie that really speaks to them. First up, the traps are set and the bandits are wet...it's Home Alone with Brian's brother Blake!  Support us on Patreon! 

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2024

Reporting from the front lines, Werewolves director Steven C. Miller and editor Greg MacLennan join Brian to sink their fangs and claws into the 2003 “goth Matrix” that is Underworld! We hope this episode is to your…Lycan?  See Werewolves in theaters December 6th!  Support us on Patreon!

Transcribed - Published: 2 December 2024