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Junkfood Cinema

Crackerjack (1994) with Eric Szyszka

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Leisure, Visual Arts, Arts, Tv & Film, Hobbies

4.6732 Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Eric Szyszka from We Hate Movies returns to the show as he and Brian climb to the very peak…of the nadir of Die Hard ripoffs! This episode is truly Crackerjack!

See WHM at STLV in Vegas!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You know when the bad guy hands the good guy, the champagne flute and says, you know, we're not so different, you and I.

0:07.8

That's WeAid Movies and Junk Food Cinema.

0:10.7

Brian's very graciously allowed me to tell you about our upcoming Las Vegas shows.

0:16.2

Yes, We A Movies is playing three shows in Las Vegas at the Rio during the Star Trek convention

0:22.4

STLV the 60th anniversary you do not need convention passes to attend but if you'd like to

0:29.6

you can head to www. W. W.H.m. Podcast.com slash tour for all ticketing information.

0:38.6

Yes, Thursday, August 6th will be doing a live podcast on Star Trek 2, The Rath of Khan.

0:45.2

Friday, August 7th, we'll be doing a live podcast on Star Trek Generations and Saturday.

0:50.5

Star Trek First Contact live podcast, We 8ies coming out. I'd love to see my

0:56.5

junk food cinema people there.

1:00.2

Guys, I'm meeting junk and watching rubbish. You better come out and stop me. Hi, this is Dick Miller.

1:24.9

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema.

1:27.6

Who are these guys?

1:48.1

You will speak only when you are spoken to.

1:49.8

You will do exactly as you're told.

1:51.9

You will allow us to give of our expertise.

1:54.8

You will listen closely and you will relax. For a new junk food cinema, brought to you by crackerjackfax.com.

2:00.0

Dot com.

2:20.2

Dot, that is not just a bag of sweets. This is, of course, the weekly Colton Exploitation film cast so good. It just has to be fattening. I'm your host, Brian Salisbury. And this week, Cargill is on a vision quest to see if he can grow a Terry Silver ponytail. I'm not really sure why that was the vision quest he chose to take, but he did.

2:21.9

So I'm just going to let him do him. And in his stead, I am beyond excited to welcome back to the show, one of the hosts of my favorite film podcast,

2:29.5

We Hate Movies, the Carl Zeprooter of taking shots at bad films, Mr. Eric Siska.

2:35.9

Thank you. Yes, I don't miss. I appreciate that. And you're right. This podcast is

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