This is a Disneyland original little long playing record, and I am your story reader.

I am going to begin now to read the story of bed knobs and broomsticks.

You can read along with me in your book.

You will know it is time to turn the page when Tinkerbell rings her little bells like this. Hi, this is Dick Miller. If you're listening to Junk Foodrespondence College of Witchcraft.edu.

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This is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good, it just has to be magic.

I am your host, Brian Salisbury.

I'm a fraud, a hoax, a charlots, and a joke, but they love me everywhere.

And this week, Cargill volunteered to be a referee for a rugby game on the Isle of Naboombo.

So in his place, returning to the podcast, all the way from Indiana by way of a marvelous

traveling spell called Zoom, Mama junk food herself, Carla Sousberry.

Hey, junkieons. Hi, Brian. How junk food herself, Carla Salsbury. Hey, junkyons.

Hi, Brian.

How's it going, Mama?

It's going great.

It's a beautiful day here in Indianapolis today.

Is it as beautiful as the weather in the lagoon of Naboomboom?

Gosh, it could be.

It's 76 here today, but probably not quite as tropical and fragrant.

Fair enough, absolutely.

For those of you who have not glommed on to what junk food cinema is, I really feel sorry for you because you're coming in way late.

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