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Infants on Thrones

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Philosophy

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

Overview

Welcome to Infants on Thrones, a podcast dedicated to exploring self-awareness, discovery, and the complexities of human existence. Our name, Infants on Thrones, reflects our belief that we are all in a continuous state of growth and learning, much like infants. As we navigate through life's challenges and questions, we aim to approach each topic with curiosity, humility, and a touch of humor. Join us as we delve into a wide range of subjects, from personal development and mental health to philosophical and spiritual inquiries. Whether we're discussing the evolution of human consciousness, sharing insights from various fields of study, or reflecting on our own life experiences, our goal is to foster a deeper understanding of ourselves and the world around us. We're not experts with all the answers, but we invite you to join us on this journey of exploration and growth. Together, we'll question, learn, and hopefully gain a bit more clarity along the way. Welcome to Infants on Thrones.

854 Episodes

Pluribus Reflections: In Defense of Carol, Part 1

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this binaural audio meditation, I offer reflections on Pluribus—not as claims about authorial intent, but as a personal response to what the story evokes in me. I don’t presume to know the intentions of Vince Gilligan, the creative team, or what Rhea Seehorn is aiming to convey. Listening to the show’s official podcast, you can hear the care, curiosity, and shared joy behind their process—a kind of pluribus, a many-as-one collaboration that I deeply respect. My reflections exist alongside that work, not over it. Using Carol Sterka’s resistance to the Joining as a case study, this episode explores perception as a “controlled hallucination,” shaped by memory, identity, and threat. The soundscape itself is intentionally open-ended: binaural beats move gently between theta and delta in a Fibonacci-inspired rhythm, forming a kaleidoscope of sound rather than a lesson. This podcast also gives me space to explore ideas I often hold quietly in therapy—ways of seeing people, trauma, and meaning that belong to reflection rather than intervention. I create these episodes for my own regulation and practice, trusting each listener will take from it exactly what their nervous system needs.

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2025

Ep 931 - In The Stranger's Guise (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:12am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees on Infants on Thrones. This is a previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, playfully resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2025

Ep 930 - The Perfect Thanksgiving Lament of Ex Ex-Mormon Reed (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:11am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. This is a newly written and submitted listener essay, summarily executed and resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on the inevitable perfection of mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2025

Ep 929 - The Lazy Valedictorian (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:10am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 16 November 2025

Ep 928 - Russia Made Me Do It (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:09am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2025

Ep 927 - Remarkably Unremarkable (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:08am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 10 November 2025

Ep 919 - Dear Chip... Happy Birthday, Aquarian Soul

A man writes a letter to his younger self at the moment of birth. Dear Chip – Chapter Two is a fiction-as-self-therapy meditation: piercing cries, blossoming lungs, controlled hallucinations, attachment theory, and the first grooves of trust and independence. Blending neuroscience, modern folklore, and lived experience, this lyrical and provocative reflection explores how realities diverge, how belief seeps in unnoticed, and how early wounds echo as lifelong patterns. It invites listeners to reconsider their own first breath — not as a single cry, but as the opening chord of a lifelong symphony.

Transcribed - Published: 8 September 2025

Ep 918 - Dear Chip 01: The Point of Conception

Before the Infant.  Before the Throne.  There was a sperm, an egg, a single cell then two.  This is a letter written to this two.A man writes a letter to his younger self at the point of conception. Dear Chip – Chapter One is a fiction-as-self-therapy origin story: zinc sparks, cosmic eggs, parts-work, and the simple compass to live and to love. Blending science, myth, and psychology, this intelligent and provocative meditation challenges how we think about beginnings and what it means to be alive. It invites listeners to reimagine their own origin story with curiosity, courage, and wonder.

Transcribed - Published: 7 September 2025

Ep 917 - Agitation (aka Infants on Mike on Gene Keys on Agitation on Mormons on Mushrooms on Thrones)

Glenn sits down with Mike Steed from Mormons on Mushrooms to discuss The Gene Keys and his experiences with agitation.

Transcribed - Published: 17 August 2025

Ep 915 - 19 Epilogue: The Avocado of Existence

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares the Epilogue from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2025

Ep 914 - 18 The Glitch Is the Gift: Returning to the Beginning as Something New

Part III In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 18 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2025

Ep 913 - 17 The Tip of Whimsy and the Planetary Mind

Part III In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 17 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2025

Ep 912 - 16 The Ego, The Gods, and the Story that Shaped the Sky

Part III In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 16 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 27 July 2025

Ep 911 - 15 Atlantis and the Neuron that Dreamed Itself Awake

Part III In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 15 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

Ep 910 - 14 Lemuria and the Cell that Stayed

Part III In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 14 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

Ep 909 - 13 The Nymph, the Void, and the Pattern That Paints Itself

Part III In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 13 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

Ep 908 - 12 The Science of Ra

Part II In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 12 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 19 July 2025

Ep 907 - 11 The Science of Seth

Part II In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 11 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

Ep 906 - 10 The Science of The Gene Keys

Part II In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 10 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2025

Ep 905 - 09 Inspiration from The Gene Keys

Part II In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 9 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 13 July 2025

Ep 904 - 08 Inspiration from Seth

Part II In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 8 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2025

Ep 903 - 07 Inspiration from The Ra Contact

Part II In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 7 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

Ep 902 - 06 The Orientation of the Soul – Polarity and the Path Ahead

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 6 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2025

Ep 901 - You're Not Broken... You're Just Rewiring, Part 7

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 5 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 5 July 2025

Ep 901 - 05 The Illusion of Control and the Wisdom Beneath It

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 5 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 5 July 2025

Ep 900 - You're Not Broken... You're Just Rewiring, Part 6

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 4 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

Ep 900 - 04 Pain Is a Message, Not a Malfunction

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 4 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

Ep 899 - You're Not Broken... You're Just Rewiring, Part 5

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 3 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2025

Ep 899 - 03 The Mind-Body-Spirit Complex and the Harmony You Forgot You Were

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 3 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2025

Ep 898 - You're Not Broken... You're Just Rewiring, Part 4

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 2 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 29 June 2025

Ep 898 - 02 The Tip of Whimsy and the Painter of the Cosmos

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 2 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 29 June 2025

Ep 897 - You're Not Broken... You're Just Rewiring, Part 3

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 1 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2025

Ep 897 - 01 When You’ve Done Everything Right and Still Feel Wrong

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 1 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2025

Ep 896 - You're Not Broken... You're Just Rewiring, Part 2

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares the Introduction from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

Ep 896 - Introduction: You're Not Broken... Just Rewiring

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares the Introduction from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

Ep 895 - You're Not Broken... You're Just Rewiring, Part 1

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares the Preface from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2025

Ep 895 - Preface: Uncovering the Bear Claw Pendant

In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares the Preface from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at [email protected] Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 23 June 2025

EP 894 - The Bacta Tank of Sound: Healing Through Immersion

The Bacta Tank of Sound: Healing by Immersion Written and narrated by Glenn Ostlund What if sound could become your sanctuary?In this immersive and intimate episode, Glenn Ostlund introduces a powerful new creative project: Control-ALT-Create—a podcast that blends neuroscience, story, sound healing, and therapeutic insight into a guided, felt-sense experience of healing and transformation.Episode 894 of Infants on Thrones features the premiere episode from this new series: The Bacta Tank of Sound. Inspired by the glowing Star Wars recovery chamber, this episode explores how binaural beats, hypnotic language, and rhythmic storytelling can act as a kind of auditory flotation tank—calming the nervous system, softening the mind, and helping the body remember what it feels like to be safe.You’ll learn how trauma speaks in rhythm rather than words, how the brain’s predictive coding and plasticity respond to sound, and how a meditative audio field can become a quiet revolution in self-care.Glenn is excited to announce that Control-ALT-Create is now live—and he’ll be dual-publishing episodes both here on Infants on Thrones and on the new podcast feed. Why? Because there are so many fascinating ideas still to explore, and this layered format of sound, story, and science opens up entirely new possibilities for growth, healing, and creative expression.So grab your headphones, settle in, and float—just for a little while—in your very own bacta tank of sound.🎧 Control-ALT-Create is available now on all major podcast platforms. 🔊 Headphones strongly recommended for the full effect.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2025

Ep 893 - Musings on the Neurological Cult Ripples of Experience

In this episode, we’re introduced to the idea of playing with thoughts the way you might play with Legos—stacking, twisting, reshaping, not to build something permanent, but to feel your way into understanding.It starts on the floor. Stretching. Thinking. Thoughts of childhood. Thoughts of trauma. Thoughts about how being raised in what now feels like a Mormon cult still echoes through the nervous system today—like ant trails in the brain, rerouted and reinforced by years of psychological patterning and fear-based storytelling.Then… those raw thoughts get analyzed. We look at how trauma shapes our cognitive patterns. How propaganda moves through mirror neurons and limbic resonance. How personal stories of grief and inherited pain ripple outward through time—like a tidal wave of life stretching back to the Big Bang, and forward into Neuralink and speculative futures.And then… the analysis itself gets analyzed.Through the lens of a soul-centered, trauma-informed therapist, we explore what it means to simply wonder out loud. To not judge thoughts as “sane” or “crazy,” but to honor the courage it takes to turn your inner life into a sandbox—and let others in.Every idea—whether poetic, philosophical, or wildly speculative—is re-scored with a 10. Not because it’s right. But because you showed up and let the thoughts speak. And maybe, that’s where the healing starts.Feeling something stir? If you’ve ever found yourself tangled in your own thoughts, trying to make sense of your past, your identity, your place in this strange unfolding now—I’d love to talk.đź§  I’m Glenn Ostlund, licensed therapist in Arizona. I offer a free 15-minute consultation to see if working together might help you piece together your own Lego set of healing.📍 Psychology Today Profile 🌿 Spirit of Sonora Counseling & Wellness đź“§ [email protected]

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

Ep 892 - Reflections on Andor Season 2: Maya Pei and the Basal Ganglia Brigade

Cassian Andor didn’t just escape a crash — he landed in the middle of a fractured rebellion, where mistrust, fear, and instinct rule the day. In this episode, we explore the early chaos of the Rebel Alliance through the lens of the human brain: the survival-driven basal ganglia, the emotional currents of the limbic system, and the emerging wisdom of the neocortex.You'll meet the Maya Pei Brigade — not just a group of bickering rebels, but a mirror of your own nervous system under pressure.Guided by a binaural beat soundscape (think: a bacta tank for your brain), we dive into how hope survives through the chaos, how awareness can strengthen fractured alliances within, and why embracing your own shadows is the ultimate act of rebellion.Dedicated to my sister — and to anyone learning how to trust their own fragile, powerful thread of hope.Because the rebellion isn't just out there.It's inside you.

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2025

Ep 891 - Reflections on Andor Season 2: Maya Pei and the Basal Ganglia Brigade

Cassian Andor didn’t just escape a crash — he landed in the middle of a fractured rebellion, where mistrust, fear, and instinct rule the day. In this episode, we explore the early chaos of the Rebel Alliance through the lens of the human brain: the survival-driven basal ganglia, the emotional currents of the limbic system, and the emerging wisdom of the neocortex.You'll meet the Maya Pei Brigade — not just a group of bickering rebels, but a mirror of your own nervous system under pressure.Guided by a binaural beat soundscape (think: a bacta tank for your brain), we dive into how hope survives through the chaos, how awareness can strengthen fractured alliances within, and why embracing your own shadows is the ultimate act of rebellion.Dedicated to my sister — and to anyone learning how to trust their own fragile, powerful thread of hope.Because the rebellion isn't just out there.It's inside you.

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2025

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