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Infants on Thrones

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

Overview

Welcome to Infants on Thrones, a podcast dedicated to exploring self-awareness, discovery, and the complexities of human existence. Our name, Infants on Thrones, reflects our belief that we are all in a continuous state of growth and learning, much like infants. As we navigate through life's challenges and questions, we aim to approach each topic with curiosity, humility, and a touch of humor. Join us as we delve into a wide range of subjects, from personal development and mental health to philosophical and spiritual inquiries. Whether we're discussing the evolution of human consciousness, sharing insights from various fields of study, or reflecting on our own life experiences, our goal is to foster a deeper understanding of ourselves and the world around us. We're not experts with all the answers, but we invite you to join us on this journey of exploration and growth. Together, we'll question, learn, and hopefully gain a bit more clarity along the way. Welcome to Infants on Thrones.

854 Episodes

Ep 941 - Welcome to the Dojo of Sound: Demons, Witches, and the Friend I Used to Know

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile A message from an old friend became an unexpected mirror. After a New Moon ritual, Glenn received a warning that he had opened demonic portals through witchcraft and that only repentance could save him. Rather than debating theology, this episode explores certainty, folklore, nervous systems, cult dynamics, spiritual identity, and the stories we use to make sense of reality. What happens when two people who once admired each other find themselves living inside entirely different worlds?

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

Ep 940 - Awakening the Divine Masculine Within

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2026

Ep 937 - Tell Me More about That Matrix Story

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2026

Ep 936 - A Meditation on Anger

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile A binaural meditation examining anger through the lens of neuroscience and polyvagal theory.

Transcribed - Published: 9 February 2026

Ep 935 - Pluribus Reflections: What Does it Mean to be Safe?

Transcribed - Published: 22 December 2025

Ep 934 - Pluribus Reflections: Do You Want to Be Happy (No Matter What?)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile After watching Episode 8 first thing when I woke up this morning, I had to sit down and record my reflections -- set against a backdrop of a binaural audio soundscape intentionally designed to calm and soothe the nervous system (if you will allow that, Carol).

Transcribed - Published: 19 December 2025

Ep 933 - Pluribus Reflections: In Defense of Carol, Part 1

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this binaural audio meditation, I offer reflections on Pluribus—not as claims about authorial intent, but as a personal response to what the story evokes in me. I don’t presume to know the intentions of Vince Gilligan, the creative team, or what Rhea Seehorn is aiming to convey. Listening to the show’s official podcast, you can hear the care, curiosity, and shared joy behind their process—a kind of pluribus, a many-as-one collaboration that I deeply respect. My reflections exist alongside that work, not over it. Using Carol Sterka’s resistance to the Joining as a case study, this episode explores perception as a “controlled hallucination,” shaped by memory, identity, and threat. The soundscape itself is intentionally open-ended: binaural beats move gently between theta and delta in a Fibonacci-inspired rhythm, forming a kaleidoscope of sound rather than a lesson. This podcast also gives me space to explore ideas I often hold quietly in therapy—ways of seeing people, trauma, and meaning that belong to reflection rather than intervention. I create these episodes for my own regulation and practice, trusting each listener will take from it exactly what their nervous system needs.

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2025

Ep 931 - In The Stranger's Guise (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:12am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees on Infants on Thrones. This is a previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, playfully resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2025

Ep 930 - The Perfect Thanksgiving Lament of Ex Ex-Mormon Reed (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:11am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. This is a newly written and submitted listener essay, summarily executed and resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on the inevitable perfection of mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2025

Ep 929 - The Lazy Valedictorian (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:10am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 16 November 2025

Ep 928 - Russia Made Me Do It (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:09am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2025

Ep 927 - Remarkably Unremarkable (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:08am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 10 November 2025

Ep 926 - My Lucky Day (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:07am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2025

Ep 925 - Dear Grandmother, Who Is Dead (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:06am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 26 October 2025

Ep 924 - The Old Ship Zion (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:05am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2025

Ep 923 - The Atheist and the Humanist (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:04am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 20 October 2025

Ep 922 - The Problem of Good (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:03am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 18 October 2025

Ep 921 - The Log on the Fire (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:02am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 14 October 2025

Ep 920 - Faith Crisis: A Nervous System Story (Essay Resurrection File, Morning of 12:01am)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn became a mental health therapist largely as a result of his interactions with listeners and interviewees in Infants on Thrones. These are previously published listener essays from 2014-2018, newly resurrected to shine further light and knowledge on mental health and wellbeing.Glenn's Psychology Today Profile

Transcribed - Published: 13 October 2025

Ep 919 - Dear Chip... Happy Birthday, Aquarian Soul

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile A man writes a letter to his younger self at the moment of birth. Dear Chip – Chapter Two is a fiction-as-self-therapy meditation: piercing cries, blossoming lungs, controlled hallucinations, attachment theory, and the first grooves of trust and independence. Blending neuroscience, modern folklore, and lived experience, this lyrical and provocative reflection explores how realities diverge, how belief seeps in unnoticed, and how early wounds echo as lifelong patterns. It invites listeners to reconsider their own first breath — not as a single cry, but as the opening chord of a lifelong symphony.

Transcribed - Published: 8 September 2025

Ep 918 - Dear Chip 01: The Point of Conception

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Before the Infant.  Before the Throne.  There was a sperm, an egg, a single cell then two.  This is a letter written to this two.A man writes a letter to his younger self at the point of conception. Dear Chip – Chapter One is a fiction-as-self-therapy origin story: zinc sparks, cosmic eggs, parts-work, and the simple compass to live and to love. Blending science, myth, and psychology, this intelligent and provocative meditation challenges how we think about beginnings and what it means to be alive. It invites listeners to reimagine their own origin story with curiosity, courage, and wonder.

Transcribed - Published: 7 September 2025

Ep 917 - Agitation (aka Infants on Mike on Gene Keys on Agitation on Mormons on Mushrooms on Thrones)

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Glenn sits down with Mike Steed from Mormons on Mushrooms to discuss The Gene Keys and his experiences with agitation.

Transcribed - Published: 17 August 2025

Ep 915 - 19 Epilogue: The Avocado of Existence

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares the Epilogue from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 7 August 2025

Ep 914 - 18 The Glitch Is the Gift: Returning to the Beginning as Something New

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Part III In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 18 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2025

Ep 913 - 17 The Tip of Whimsy and the Planetary Mind

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Part III In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 17 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 29 July 2025

Ep 912 - 16 The Ego, The Gods, and the Story that Shaped the Sky

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Part III In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 16 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 27 July 2025

Ep 911 - 15 Atlantis and the Neuron that Dreamed Itself Awake

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Part III In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 15 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2025

Ep 910 - 14 Lemuria and the Cell that Stayed

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Part III In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 14 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

Ep 909 - 13 The Nymph, the Void, and the Pattern That Paints Itself

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Part III In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 13 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 21 July 2025

Ep 908 - 12 The Science of Ra

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Part II In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 12 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 19 July 2025

Ep 907 - 11 The Science of Seth

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Part II In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 11 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2025

Ep 906 - 10 The Science of The Gene Keys

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Part II In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 10 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2025

Ep 905 - 09 Inspiration from The Gene Keys

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Part II In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 9 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 13 July 2025

Ep 904 - 08 Inspiration from Seth

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Part II In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 8 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2025

Ep 903 - 07 Inspiration from The Ra Contact

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile Part II In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 7 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

Ep 902 - 06 The Orientation of the Soul – Polarity and the Path Ahead

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 6 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 7 July 2025

Ep 901 - 05 The Illusion of Control and the Wisdom Beneath It

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 5 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 5 July 2025

Ep 901 - 05 The Illusion of Control and the Wisdom Beneath It

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 5 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 5 July 2025

Ep 900 - You're Not Broken... You're Just Rewiring, Part 6

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 4 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

Ep 900 - 04 Pain Is a Message, Not a Malfunction

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 4 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2025

Ep 899 - 03 The Mind-Body-Spirit Complex and the Harmony You Forgot You Were

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 3 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2025

Ep 899 - 03 The Mind-Body-Spirit Complex and the Harmony You Forgot You Were

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 3 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2025

Ep 898 - You're Not Broken... You're Just Rewiring, Part 4

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 2 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 29 June 2025

Ep 898 - 02 The Tip of Whimsy and the Painter of the Cosmos

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 2 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 29 June 2025

Ep 897 - 01 When You’ve Done Everything Right and Still Feel Wrong

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 1 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2025

Ep 897 - 01 When You’ve Done Everything Right and Still Feel Wrong

Glenn Ostlund's Psychology Today Profile In this episode of Infants on Thrones, Glenn shares Chapter 1 from his new book: You're Not Broken... You’re Just Rewiring: The Science and Mythology of Listening with New EarsYou can contact Glenn at infantsonthrones@gmail.com Check out Glenn's Psychology Today profile here.

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2025

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