Funemployment Radio

Today: Leading up to the show, the long walk, going to the stadium and the lights, walking back and going to Hooters, meeting some gals who work evenings, fights and Tequila Sunsets, and the most unexpected overheard bathroom conversation - have a great night!

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Today: We have missed you all and it's so great to be back! Today Sarah tells part one of her Vegas vacation, including a topsy turvy trip there, the purple advice, going to the top of the tower and the art museum, heading to the Fremont experience, orange slime, and more - have a great night all, and click here to pick up your limited edition Courage Record!!

Transcribed - Published: 2 June 2026

Today: Sarah is going on an adventure tomorrow, heading to Vegas to see a band that she doesn't know a lot about so Greg tries to help, the color green and don't join a gang, and more! Have a wonderful night all, we will talk with you soon - we love ya! :)

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

Today: Sarah has taken something that she is already obsessed with and decided to make yet another side gig out of it, going to the zoo and birds of prey, and more! Have a great day friends, back tonight with a new show!

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2026

Today: Greg had an awesome experience and kind of got humiliated by a bunch of amazingly talented girls, Sarah and the wedding, the profuse and concerning sweating, what to do to make yourself look less like a monster, and more! Have an excellent week friends!!

Transcribed - Published: 15 May 2026

Today: HUGE thank you to everyone who made it to the Record Pub for the Courage show this past weekend; it was fun and hilarious and wonderful and we are all just so grateful for you - you RAWK! Also today, we had two very opposite Florida stories, a secret wine hiding place, and more - have a great day, and we'll be back live tonight!

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2026

Today: Bowie has made a new friend (or enemy?) on his walk, animals meeting other kinds of animals, there is somebody living in your basement, robot airplane seats and a SQUATCH UPDATE (!), and have a wonderful evening friends! 

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2026

Today: The Kentucky Derby was this weekend and it really went in a Greg direction, going downtown and horse dresses, being a talking head and being nervous in front of people, and of course (duh) Courage record release this weekend :) Talk to you in a bit!!

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2026

Today: Sarah is having a special day and doesn't know what to do with it, going to a diner on 82nd and being obsessed, naked gardening and etsy witches, Kentucky Derby and of course - the Courage show on May 9th :) Have a great weekend all! 

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2026

Today: Greg made it back in (mostly) one piece from his boyz trip, going to a show and the road trip, Sarah got to meet Fat Mike from NOFX and it was rad, and more! Have a great day friends, we love ya and look forward to seeing you on May 9th for the COURAGE RECORD RELEASE!!!

Transcribed - Published: 28 April 2026

Today: Greg is going on a road trip with a few of his bros, metal and mispronunciations, best prom limo EVER and fake bears, maybe don't use that when you are driving and the play-offs, and more - have a great night all!! :)

Transcribed - Published: 21 April 2026

Today: Sarah is back from the coast with stories, going to Lincoln city and to Newport for David's Chair, sea lion surprises and wins at the casino, the playoffs are soon and the BLAZERS ARE IN!, and more - have a wonderful night friends! :)

Transcribed - Published: 17 April 2026

Today: Sarah had a nerdy Twin Peaks weekend and it was awesome, why she has not showered, stolen bananas and Michael Myers masks, how to torment your neighbors, and more - have a great night all, back on Monday!! :)

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2026

Today: Sarah had to work so Greg had a solo show, and spoke with local musician Amie Santavicca! She is looking for extras for her music video to be brawling (which sounds awesome), so if you are interested shoot her an email at iwannafightlovers@gmail.com! Have a great day! 

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2026

Today: We went to a Blazer game and it was really fun, being on the jumbotron and making new friends, stolen kit kats and wait gate, updates on the insanity of the month before April, and more - have a great day friends! 

Transcribed - Published: 6 April 2026

Today: A quick show with your pal Sarah to talk about car payments, the world's most expensive bottle of wine, a man that you don't want to be friends with, and more - have a great night all!

Transcribed - Published: 31 March 2026

Today: Sarah's been super busy real estating and made a new friend, the Madness of the Month before April continues on and Greg is doing just TERRIBLY (haha), Oregon ghost conference and exploring an old brothel, and more! Have a great day all! 

Transcribed - Published: 30 March 2026

Today: Greg got to see the adaptation of his favorite book and is very excited, Sarah found a copy of a paper she wrote in from TWENTY FIVE years ago with a "CD review" (dear god), Wheel of Fortune fortunes and bug tusslin, plus where will you get abducted by aliens from? Have a great night friends! 

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2026

Today: We had an exciting adventure going to the Titanic exhibit, what it was like and how neat it was, heading home and finding a buddy, what happened and how it's going, our pal Tristan Mayer from Pacific Perks hangs, plus who is winning the bracket? Have a great weekend!

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2026

Today: Greg made himself a knife and he managed to keep all of his fingers, Sarah and the package stealer, cheeto lizards and being a short king, and it's that time of year - it's the TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS - sign up to play for free (before Thursday!!) at funemploymentradio.com/toc! Have a great day all! 

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2026

Today: Greg is going to make himself a knife sword thing and I hope he doesn't lose a finger, MAR10 day and why didn't I know that was a thing, Barbie collection and wing drinks, and more - have a great night all! 

Transcribed - Published: 17 March 2026

Today: Sarah had something disturbing happen to her car, is there anything gone and where to look, Greg and the Boyz-ee trip and the maybe scam, plant updates and lies, and more! Have a great night all! :)

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2026

Today: Greg doesn't know what to do because he has to admit something isn't doing as well as he has implied, what to do and can he fake it, relaxing in a coffin and new airplane rules, and more! Have a great night!

Transcribed - Published: 6 March 2026

Today: It's that time of year again - yes... tax season. It sucks but it's something we all have to do, so why don't you make it a little less painful with a friendly helping hand! Our dear friend Gilbert walks us through the changes this year to taxes, how to make the most of your current finances, and has tips along the way - he's awesome. Have a great day, and we will be live tonight at 7!

Transcribed - Published: 5 March 2026

Today: The great Greg wig investigation continues - does he own just one? Does he have multiples that mimic human hair growth? Also, Sarah has decided on a new 'look' and it's a little more murdery than she initially thought, and more! Have a great night all!

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2026

Today: Greg is talking to a Scream person, being stuck on a ski lift and that happened to Sarah, being told you are a serial killer, and a nightmare way to clean your clothes. Have a great night friends, back this evening with a new live show!

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2026

Today: Apparently it's just all dogs all the time here on Funemployment Radio! Sarah tells the tale of the dog that was found and the chain reaction to trying to get it home, oh the stress and happy ending, Star Trek metal and hammering your face, and have a great day all!

Transcribed - Published: 24 February 2026

Today: There's nothing like getting your feelings hurt by an animal, what did I do and why does he hate me, yelling insults at your neighbor for two straight years, a shortage of something at the Olympics, and more - have a great night! 

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2026

Today: Greg had to work late and I wanted to get something out to just say hi to you all! I hope you had a wonderful weekend; ours was full of moving and memories and more - back this week with a new show, have a great Monday night!

Transcribed - Published: 17 February 2026

Today: Greg and the lack of emotions for his footwear, never. being able to consume food without getting something on yourself, the teeny tiny Bowie and the plopdown, getting stuck in a carwash and a cat burglar,  and more - have a great night all!

Transcribed - Published: 17 February 2026

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2026

Transcribed - Published: 8 February 2026

Today: It's the great boom that rocked Portland - did you hear it last night? What could it be? Is it the Cloverfield monster? Is it a sonic boom? Is it a rove band of fireworks miscreants roaming the streets causing chaos? Who knows!! Try to figure it out with us! Have a great night :)

Transcribed - Published: 3 February 2026

Today: Sarah went out to dinner in a random place, finding a speakeasy and being memorable, going on your own adventure and eavesdropping, tree hugging and Bubba Hotep, and more! Have a good one, and we'll talk with you tomorrow!

Transcribed - Published: 2 February 2026

Today: Sarah was involved in an awkward email situation, Bowie and the Very Scary Bandage, how many people will respond, writing a dating app for a friend, big football things are happening this weekend, and more! Have a great weekend and happy Friday!

Transcribed - Published: 24 January 2026

Today: Greg tried to make a new friend and it went terribly awry, Sarah and the door guy, Scott and the bartender, going to see the tribute band, Greg has found a new thing he is trying, talking Balls and Football is almost over, and more! Have a great night all! 

Transcribed - Published: 21 January 2026

Today: Heading out to a tribute show and we are joined by our pall Scott Dally, what he's been up to and visiting LA, Greg having his boomer moments and overpreparing, David Lynch anniversary, and more - have a great day friends!

Transcribed - Published: 19 January 2026

Today: Greg made the adventure to an extremely terrifying animal place, Sarah and the story of the class, being the only one not from there, woman tries to fulfill her mermaid dreams, psychic stealer, and more - have a great day all! :) 

Transcribed - Published: 14 January 2026

Today: More updates on Sarah's cheese situation, Greg and the butter cars, going to a class that's not really a class and it's actually a workshop and oh god will they call on me and is there roleplaying and what have I done DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE - also, Ball Talk! Have a great night all! :)

Transcribed - Published: 7 January 2026

Transcribed - Published: 6 January 2026

Today: We are back in town and it's our last show of the year! We did a recap of what we've been up to, beers in little chairs and Barn Boys, my little pony bronies and Lamb of God, and more - we love and are grateful for you; talk with ya next year!! (I KNOW) :)

Transcribed - Published: 31 December 2025

Today: Greg has become friends with someone who thinks he's a serial killer, where would you travel and would it be stinky, Sarah and yet another flat tire, world's biggest collection and why Titanic, pennies for millions and a cyber husband, and we are so grateful for you!! Thanks for being you and we'll talk with you next week!

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2025

Today: Sarah got explore a creepy neat dome house, what it's like teetering on the edge of a cliff during an atmospheric river, making your dog a child for the IRS, Christmas songs and a Home Alone cookie house, and more! Have a great night all! 

Transcribed - Published: 24 December 2025

Today: Greg had something happen to him today and the Country PI is on the case, where did it go and who is the culprit, places to look and did it really even get there? Plus - Sarah had an awkward avoidance time at the pharamacy, when to say hi, and more! Thanks for listening, and have a great night! Also if you'd like to pick up some Funemployment Radio swag for the holidays here is the link for ya! Oh look, there's Courage stuff there, too!

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2025

Hello to you friends! We just wanted to give a big thank you to everyone who came out to see Courage at Landmark Saloon this past weekend - it was SUCH a fun time and it was so great to see your faces! Today's show is a brief check-in, but tonight we'll be back with an actual show (sooo I'm posting this the day after because I've been crazy busy, sorry for the delay!) - talk soon!! xoxo

Transcribed - Published: 17 December 2025

Today: Greg is maybe (or maybe not) finding out long lost relatives, what it's like to be a Nibler in the world, don't find a frog in your salad and please please do not open an airplane door, sardines are stinky, and COURAGE is playing tomorrow afternoon (a supper show) at Landmark Saloon - we hope to see you there! Have a great night!

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2025

Today: Sarah went to go see her friend on a film set, trying not to be a weirdo and to act normal, how to talk to your physical therapist, Greg's cardboard box confessions (CONFESSIONSSS), and COURAGE IS PLAYING THIS WEEKEND! SATURDAY, DECEMBER 13TH AT LANDMARK SALOON - SHOW STARTS AROUND 5ISH - HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE! IN ALL CAPS! THIS IS AGGRESSIVE!   

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2025

Today: Gregnog just had too much on his plate so I recorded a show from my place, filming a movie and trying not to be creepy, jail break-INs and more 6 7 stuff, and more! We'll be back tomorrow, have an excellent night!

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2025

Today: Greg has decided to unburden himself of his newest delicious food phase, sneaking around to eat and making your own restaurant, root beer perfume and KFC lore, and the updated tale of Sarah's experience in the elevator in the hospital :) Have a great night! 

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2025

Today: We are back from the holiday weekend, thank you for your patience!! Today we talked about gambling rings above a bowling alley in Bremerton, haunted roads and fake nails, drinking vinegar and tiny horses, human washing machines, and more - have a great night friends!!

Transcribed - Published: 4 December 2025