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SARAH GOT CHEESED

Funemployment Radio

Greg Nibler

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6516 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

And a happy 2026 to you all.

0:04.6

Hi, it's Sarah, your pal.

0:06.9

I hope you all are having a great year so far.

0:10.6

So here's the deal.

0:12.4

So I just got over to Greg's and he is like, I feel so bad for him because he kind of runs himself ragged a little bit. And I swear

0:21.2

this isn't going to be like every day, but he has lost his voice. And so he did, you know,

0:26.9

his show all day. And when he got here, um, he went down and sat on the couch and promptly fell

0:32.2

asleep. And when he could talk, he was like a whisper talking. And he's really afraid that he's

0:36.3

going to lose his voice for work tomorrow.

0:40.3

So I told him that I would absolutely just put something out there to let you guys know that we're thinking about you.

0:45.6

And we're still here and, you know, life happens and things happen. And sometimes you just have to listen to your body and I think a lot of people

0:55.1

have been going through that I mean at least I have over the past you know month or so just

0:59.8

random colds and illnesses I got that fun bout of bronchitis that was super fun now it's turned

1:06.3

into you know a cough that'll never go away yay but you know it could it could it could be a lot more terrible, but it is, you know, it kind of is what it is when things are so cold and gross and you're not feeling 100% the best thing is to not push it. And that's kind of what I told him to do. He's not, this is just, I think, you know, we've talked about it and it is, you know, just it is what it is. He has a long drive there, a long drive back. It's, it's dark in the morning. It's dark in the evening. It's a lot of talking. And, you know, it's the first day back. Which, by the way, can I tell you that, um, I know it's the first day back because the other day I had parked over at Greg's house and I left my car here because I had like driven over here for something and then we'd had some drinks. I took the bus home, whatever, came over and you know I can tell that the children are back in the neighborhood because someone cheezed my car. And I didn't even know that was a thing. And it's still slightly on there. They put pieces of cheese on it. So I went out. I had taken the bus back and I was getting ready to pick up my car and I'm like,

2:04.9

oh, it looks like there's like bright colored leaves stuck to the front of my car. What is that? Because I'm like, okay, well, it's not yellow. It's not, you know, any kind of ticket. So that's actually a good thing. As I got closer, I see that there are two bright orange

2:19.4

squares adhered to my front windshield. And I go and look and some turd had stuck not one,

2:27.6

but two pieces of cheese onto the front of my windshield. So I didn't notice it because I had

2:34.1

left my car for like a couple

2:35.8

days. So it had definitely been there for a little while because half of it was eaten off.

2:42.8

You could tell that it was either squirrels or birds or something that just left little like

2:47.3

claw marks and teeth marks and whatever until these two random ass pieces of

2:51.2

cheese that someone stuck onto my front window. But it wasn't just a personal cheesing because I did

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