Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about states where road rage is the worst, Champagne sales are down due to global unhappiness, Aunt and Uncle Day, woman’s encounter with bears in Northern Canada, gator found in Detroit home, kid robbed at gun point for his phone, 8-year-old talks to reporter about surviving a tornado, ship stuck in space, oldest message in a bottle found, 2024 Olympic Summer Games kick off today, NBC will put heart monitor on athletes’ parents, Olympic condoms, Fielder Family, punter camped outside Dolphins practice facility hoping for a tryout, Deadpool & Wolverine official opening, Lisa Kudrow talks about filming the fountain scene for Friends intro, Lady Gaga taught herself to sing poorly for Joker 2, Justin Timberlake the lone holdout preventing N’SYNC reunion, Mick Jagger birthday, security found drugs in man’s bags at airport, man showed neighbor his b-hole after a fight, guy goes into neighbor’s porch and touches himself, church assistant arrested for embezzlement, man’s penis tip amputated, science has grown mouse testicles, suspects escape holding cell claiming they shapeshifted into cats, man sets record for twerking, swinger festival just wrapped up its 4-day event, building residents were throwing poop at electrical workers for working slowly, Ask Dave & Chuck The Freak, should she tell husband that she likes porn?, is ‘suck it up buttercup’ offensive?, should he or not?, wanted woman walks by the search party, old man attacked package thief, woman flipped out on people on public beach, mercury has a 10-mile thick diamond mantle, court rules boneless wings can have bones, people order more when ordering from a touch screen, Indian man had to commit crimes to prove to government that he was still alive, and more!

Published: 26 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about National Wine And Cheese Day, who wins in a breakup, Alexa can translate Gen Z speech, liquids you can take on a plane, passenger from plane that came close to the ground shares video, unaccompanied kids still stuck around country because of flight cancelations, Scouts help guy who had a medical emergency while on a flight, guy climbed down hotel balconies to try to escape police, update on cinder blocks holding up roller coaster, bad gas caused problems for drivers, guy has heart attack while on vacation and gets massive bill, jury duty, Canada women’s soccer coaches banned from Olympics for spying, Taylor Swift scheduled compared to Chiefs, Billy Ray Cyrus recording, Veep sees hurting viewership spike, Deadpool & Wolverine, Inside Out 2 highest grossing animated movie of all-time, salmon sperm facials, working at SNL is the most cringy job in show business, Hello Kitt is not a cat, Mick Fleetwood has album coming out with a ukulele master, woman spits in manager’s face over missing chicken finger and ranch, woman calls in false emergencies for the sexual thrill of an ambulance ride, teen derailed train so he could see it, teacher caught jerking in public park and cemetery, have you ever had a tragic flip-flop story?, gas station clerk accused of stealing lotto ticket when he scanned it, man’s winning lotto email ended up in spam folder, shark attacked aquarium employee in Iowa, great white shark sighting, family says that fish fell from the sky and damaged car, guy who was stranded at airport rented a U-Haul, face stickers to cover up zits, family saved baby bird by wrapping it up in a warm tortilla, man run over by bus trying to steal old man’s phone, manhunt for man with word EVIL tattooed across face, scammers taking advantage of marathon runners, a doctor quit to become an influencer, bogus credit card disputes, drug dealers post videos on TikTok on how to make drugs, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 25 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about real life cheat codes, Jason’s massage therapist, husband and son went bike riding for hours and can’t sit down, gets an adrenaline rush under his balls when he sees fail videos, guy caught filming up ladies’ skirts at store, man flashes junk at hotel pool, whale landed on a boat, hydrothermal explosion at Yellowstone, Delta still struggling after the tech outage, woman’s purse was swiped at Walmart, wiener mobile in rollover accident, discussions about an 18-game NFL schedule, WNBA viewer number, University of Michigan sign stealing scandal documentary on Netflix, ballpark food, Paris Olympics, Celine Dion will perform at Olympics, Snoop Dogg will carry Olympic torch, Hawk Tuah Girl, Jelly Roll said he wanted to do a half marathon, Sydney Sweeney phone hacked, Keanu Reeves says he has been thinking about mortality a lot, Halle Berry poses topless with cats, Amazon trying to put an end to decision paralysis for what to watch, Deadpool & Wolverine with Madonna, Katy Perry’s new single is a bust, woman attacked fiancé during prenup argument, hooker steals $120K worth of jewelry from John in Vegas, big guy got lost hiking, woman’s nipple fell off after breast surgery in Turkey, woman found out her engagement ring was worthless, man bit by snake and bit it to death in retaliation, shooting between land owner and guy who lived in trailer on land, roller coaster being held up by cinder blocks, man jerks off at nature reserve, Big Foot hunter, duck eggs, most useless things you’ve memorized, teen saved woman from submerged car in lake, woman dances out of a bar and falls into manhole, woman wants to return wedding dress found on side of road to owner, old guy who works for McDonald’s, happiest employees work in construction, National Tequila Day, man who was ordered to avoid booze called cops to get a ride when drunk, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 24 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman’s mac and cheese order from California Pizza Kitchen was just a container of cheese, top fast food restaurants, favorite dips for the summer, fluffy Coke, Southwest Airlines plane drops dangerously close to the ground again, more travel cancellations due to software failure, thieves steal $1M worth of Wagoneers, pizza place busted using underage labor, Costco’s apocalypse food bucket, guy creates chirping device to get homeless to leave his apartment building, Britney Griner playing for Team USA, LSU player recorded sex with woman without her consent, tarantula in golf cup, Ozzy Osbourne said he was fed up with Britney Spears dance videos and Britney responds, in the running to replace Vanna White, what guys do when they get aroused while filming a sex scene, Justin Long admits that he pooped the bed next to his hot wife, Celebs people say they could never hate, guy was using funnel to drink margaritas out of his lady’s butt, guy in Walgreens bathroom overnight, whole jar of salsa dropped in pool caused $20K in damage, 24-year-old streamer died after eating too much on camera, human finger found on driveway, teacher posted pics of her and partner online, guy used drone to spy on wife he suspected was cheating, couple gets divorced after 3 minutes, Mayor accused of attacking husband with a metal tool, man dies after taking accidental bullet to the chest, golf course worker dies after being attacked by swarm of bees, woman attacked by cluster of venomous spiders, sharks on cocaine, electrician busted stealing power from neighbors’ houses, man busted with giant African snails at airport, man tried to smuggle snakes across border in his pants, people and dog rescued after boat ran to ground, man’s house listed as location to return car boot, Kum & Go changing name, how long people spend online shopping, dog came home after going missing for 9 years, liquor stores went on strike in Canada and guy stole several bottles of booze, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave’s trip to Buc-ee’s, old man tried to kill kids who ding-dong-ditched him, old man assaults 20-year-old during road rage incident, update on the big software glitch, video of Spirit Airlines employees freaking out at passengers, family of 9 left behind in Alaska by cruise line, 2 Grizzly Bears escape Detroit Zoo, a surgeon saved umpire’s life at her kid’s baseball game, box of Auto Blows in Dave’s office, next year’s MLB Opening Day dates, Ric Flair wants to have been included in Greatest Athletes Of All-Time List, break dancing at the Olympics, the Kelce brothers’ cereal, Twisters opening weekend, Bruce Springsteen now worth over $1B, Family Guy writer thinks it is not acceptable to wear sweatpants on a plane, former city employee vandalizes Vice Mayor’s home with tiny sausages, man accused of jerking inside a Walmart, 97-year-old bartender gets into fight, Big Sam’s Club brawl, teen struck by lightning while doing yard work, guy who won $2B Powerball has new Instagram model girlfriend, dad puts home invader in ICU after he attacked his kids, EMS workers steal Mail Drop box while on duty, UPS driver seen dumping packages in dumpster on camera, entire HOA board quits because President was bullying them, sleep divorce, 74-year-old breaks national power lifting record, PornHub blocks access for Nebraska because of law, woman tried to dine and dash but forgot her purse, guy robbed 3 places in 30 minutes, man rescued from a hole, another guy shot at group of teens for playing ding-dong-ditch, flushable wipes are not flushable, guy dropped ring during proposal, Chinese man commutes 200 miles every day so he can see his wife, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a 4-year-old lost in the woods, fake pee used for drug tests, gluten, global tech outages, Paris Mayor swam in the river, The Mirage in Las Vegas closing, man died from 150-degree shower in Kentucky motel, ride tipped over at carnival injuring people, CIA analyst acted as agent for South Korea in exchange for expensive items, Andy saw a road rage incident, flight attendant had to close bathroom door shut during flight, giant hairball removed from woman’s stomach, a man made soap out of body fat, what was your worst make out session?, what’s his perversion?, woman uses dance moves to try to get out of DUI, man blames farts on dog, artist who is sexually attracted to Mona Lisa, Sheriff’s volunteer busted selling drugs, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 19 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a Walmart Hot Or Not?, strange places you’ve seen someone watching porn, Andy thinks it’s Tuesday, taking Xanax to calm the nerves, meteor shakes New York City, everlasting dinner kit, 6 people found dead in Bangkok luxury hotel, hot Florida woman crashes into Popeyes, naked kayaker rescued on Lake Erie, marshmallow guns, water metal detectors, what you found after going through your partner’s phone, locked apps, big guy falls trying to steal beer, shortage of 911 operators, co-workers leave one off of lotto winnings, where does America rank in penis size, electro shocks to last longer in bed, thug kills gay lover who threatened to release pics, bear chases family into house, woman tries to kill ex over what she found on his phone, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 18 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a Crazy Bread freak-out, dirty restaurant dishes, Ingrid Andress says she was drunk during National Anthem, being drunk in public, trapped at work, Richard Simmons death update, people with high energy, running errands, oversized delivery boxes, guy locked in pharmacy overnight, woman busted drunk driving after casino win, tunnels found in Mexico, man scams Russians as fake lawyer, Ohio man arrested with gerbils down pants, Chuck’s encounter with Ohio brothers, taste aversion, our love for Arby’s, pooping your pants in public, company embezzles money to fund owner’s side rap career, HOA late fees, Fantasy Fest, naked restaurant, man uses toilet as a weapon, a noisy neighbor solution, shirtless man eats spaghetti with his bare hands, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 17 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a Texas man who shot his neighbor, an overweight cop’s weight loss, first date tests, rain making everyone late, Chicago storm, people got sick on Detroit flight, Homerun Derby National Anthem, Copa America fans break into stadium through vents, ice cream truck swept out to sea, Andy offered glove at gas station, Jason’s massage, guy unicycles across Ireland, Dave Portnoy almost swept away at sea, vending machines with ammo, losing wallets, Chuck left phone behind in gross Kroger bathroom, man gets stung in eyeball by bee, man peed on $500 worth of deli sandwiches, LEGO thefts, cop pulled over driverless car, bachelor and bachelorette party strippers, grandma who reviews sex toys, man jerks in upscale apartment complex, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a pooping killer, an old man jerking on a plane, the worst thing that’s happened to your genitals, Andy’s lazy break, Chuck tries to clean, Lisa hosting a party, golfing, Jason’s broken computer, Alec Baldwin Rust trial, celebrity deaths, Chuck’s cryptic tweet, haunted locations, betting on Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, fireworks on the 4th of July, pervs on a plane, nails found in a used couch, flesh eating disease death, snake found in couch, man gets black fungus in the brain, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 15 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about whether or not you would tell your buddy if you saw him on Porn Hub, what happened to a guy who sprayed foam inside his penis, when you were swindled on Tinder, the carpet fetish, why a woman stabbed her boyfriend over a movie, unwanted shoe deliveries, why a d-bag punched a hole in the wall of an ice cream parlor, what a husband did that made his wife shoot him, an ex-con porn star, the dating life of a bearded lady, what happened to a guy who passed out in a car full of drugs and more!

Transcribed - Published: 12 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the strange place a bird decided to nest, a homemade helicopter, why someone stole some human heads, what a woman got stuck inside of herself, substitute teacher stories, if super man is circumcised, the most intimate thing you’ve done for a partner, why a cop pulled a gun on a youth group, cheating revenge, what happened when a drunk guy who was posing as a cop tried to pull over a real cop and more!

Transcribed - Published: 11 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what happened when a semi dragged a car along on the road, wrong numbers, the world’s loudest burp, a Splenda fight, a mishap with a hippo at the zoo, an arrest at a pickleball court, what fetish the show unlocked for you, what a cop was busted doing while on the job, what happened when a woman slapped a cop’s ass, why peppers were thrown down a dude’s chimney, things you wish guys would stop doing, how selfies got truck thieves busted and more!

Transcribed - Published: 10 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how an old woman got revenge on her ex, someone who pooped on the floor of a goodwill, the crazy way that a woman was killed by her roommate, letting your partner see your phone, a fake kidnapping, your worst hookup ever, the craziest thing you busted a partner watching, the weirdest way you injured yourself, the petty reason that a woman tried to poison a guy, maple syrup crimes and more!

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the Satan club, why you woke up in the hospital, a perv on OnlyFans, the human punching bag, the postal worker who left an old lady on the ground, why a guy was hiding in hotel bed sheets, when you were a bitch, when one of Dave’s shoes became new, the secret you would like shared at your funeral, an old lady who won twice at the casino in less than a month, dating people who look like you and more!

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what happened when a crane operator had to poop, how the upper class is now lower class, how an old man in a wheelchair ended up in a lake, young guy dating mistakes, an old pilot, Boston space savers, the hottest thing you ever ate, a nightclub that will ask stinky people to leave, what happened when a plate of pot brownies ended up in a senior center by mistake, background checks on a dating site and more!

Transcribed - Published: 5 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about memorable clients that strippers have had, why a guy was tasered in an airport, your worst idea that did not go your way, an Airbnb mistake, how a dude used magic to rob a Walmart, a tattoo mystery, whether or not a listener should sell their socks, far jar NFTs, why and old trainer sued his gym, why a nude man threatened to beat another guy with a barbell and more!

Transcribed - Published: 4 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how you could get paid to do nothing, the stupid thing that you did for a dare, the adult man Boy Scout, disturbing thing you found in a nightstand, a crazy lady loses it on a plane, Dave’s plane movie reviews, Dave’s nightmare, living in a murder house, why a guy threatened to shoot his neighbor, how donating your pubes could help to save the planet, a shoe store theft fail and more!

Transcribed - Published: 3 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how movie seats caused controversy, what crawled up through someone’s toilet, someone who tried a DIY circumcision, how an old man burned himself, freakouts at a Taco Bell, a sculpture of poop made out of snow, a squirrel rampage, things that got stuck in people’s penises in previous years, how single guys seem less into sex these days, what happened to someone who broke into an old guy’s house, what hookers did with items they stole from a guy, what a lady did to bust her man at the strip club and more!

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what a d-bag did in a hotel, the most intimate thing you’ve done for a partner, the nipple biting perv, tattoo mishaps, dentures that found their way home after being lost for 11 years, a drive thru flasher, money lending regrets, a lung injury sustained after jerking, a Reddit post with a butt in it, why a mob boss put a hit out on his doctor, whay a cop grabbed a dude’s balls, the old guy who fell into a volcano and more!

Transcribed - Published: 1 July 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about cops who took on a guy with Roid Rage, which places should be open 24/7, boss tried to confiscate phones, things you wish people would stop telling you is so great, wrong man picked up and taken to funeral home, Spider Woman tries to escape cops through window, man arrested with drugs after robbing GF at murder motel, sinkhole swallows part of a soccer field, McDonald’s plant-based menu was a failure, 5-Hour Energy’s BBQ sauce, 4th of July travel expectations, woman keeps getting mystery packages delivered to her, Bronny James drafted to Lakers, NBA Draft, Batboy caught ball headed for Shohei Ohtani, Hunter Green threw up on the mound, AI video of Justin Timberlake chugging a beer, Hawk Tuah Girl, Paul Walker Hauser doesn’t like Vin Diesel, Netflix canceled show after filming it, original water color cover art for Harry Potter and Philosopher’s Stone sells at auction, Shifty Shellshock official cause of death was accidental drug overdose, Taylor Swift critic, cartoon featuring Ozzy and Lemmy as superheroes, old guy shot at Walmart Delivery Drones, world’s oldest trucker, man repeatedly burglarizes home, maneuver truck spill, Chipotle delivery had heartfelt note, convenience store says Closed For Sex, loan shark took nude pics as collateral, man caught carving his name in wall in Pompeii, Ask Dave & Chuck, should physical therapist drop creepy client?, GF keeps testing his loyalty, checking in on a guys’ trip, GF’s ultimatum her or the dog, how much money talk is too much?, animal crackers stollen from guy’s garage, bear got into family’s van, space junk hit house leading to NASA lawsuit, fake airbags, turned on by house work, pilot saves baby moose, former Jet Blue flight attendant called in phony bomb threat, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 28 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an email from a listener who once closed his dong in a trunk, smoker lady sings at coal festival, sex hotel in Ohio, man died while trying to warn others of a storm coming, guy fed up with postal workers driving on his lawn to deliver mail, another ATM theft, thieves follow dude home from ATM and mug him, woman stuck in flash flood, 19-year-old wins $1M on scratcher, kid saved classmate from drowning, Randall Cobb’s house caught fire due to Tesla charger, Kelly Stafford addresses admission of dating Matthew’s backup, Olympic runner got trapped inside porta potty, Paris Olympics, multiple people may be charged in the death of Matthew Perry, Chilean actors found dead after Tinder hookup with 2 women in Colombia, Hawk Tuah Girl being looked at by Hollywood agencies, professor found dead at the bottom of a gorge following sexual assault allegations, nurse used patient’s vagina as dummy and pretended it was talking, Vermont settles lawsuit with man who gave finger to state trooper, woman riding suitcase on sidewalk without license, couple put $5 in piggy bank every time they had sex, have you had an early dating sex mishap?, woman accused of poisoning husband’s drink for insurance money, judge punches cop outside of night club, entire Hells Angels chapter arrested, Boeing Starliner space craft is stuck in space, Gen Z thinks being 5-10 minutes late is right on time, corn and other products that are surging in front of 4th of July, Pizza Hut all you can eat lunch buffet making a comeback, people who would rather watch a movie with their dog than their partner, guy on fishing trip killed man for summoning Big Foot, man rescued after falling into a corn bin, fortune teller used her skills to rob someone, man found ancient fossil at beach, dozens of cyber trucks vandalized with exploitive against Elon Musk, EV owners having buyers remorse, if you could be given 5K of anything that started with letter “Y” what would it be?, guy found cobra in his underwear in Thailand, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 27 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who broke his dong, bear surprises couple sitting on deck playing jazz music, woman jailed in Costa Rica because of a pottery souvenir, squatter hunters will take your house back for you, cop busted taking money from people on camera, teen bitten by shark, asteroid will pass close to Earth, old woman receives Masters in Education at 105, woman’s card attached to balloon took off hoping someone will return it, Jason’s stretch appointment, Swifties hacked podcast data to leak Travis Kelce interview, Snoop Dogg commentary on Olympics, Olympic gold medal winner injured and can’t compete in Paris, most watched NHL game in 20 years, Fantasy Football can damage your mental and emotional health, Justin Timberlake selling his Nashville ranch, Britney videos, update on death of Shifty Shellshock, voice actors are suing AI company for cloning their voices, Tom Hanks and Robin Wright teaming up for new movie, Jennifer Lopez tour canceled and Target marked down her new album, man tried to slice off another guy’s nose for kissing his kin in gas station parking lot, obvious rub and tug busted, man hit $4M casino jackpot then had heart attack, snooping cop used city cams to spy on wife, old woman accused of pooping on side of neighbor’s house, Sexy Or Serious Facebook Marketplace ads, man accused of flashing young woman, man flashes people while in road rage incident with them, fishing boat ran into shore, sinkhole opened up next to toddler playing on splash pad, woman stole $34K worth of lotto tickets, smoker grew hair on the back of his throat, man refused to get off plane after seat was double-booked, Onion Coffee trend on TikTok, Cup Noodle dish with second most poisonous frog, hiker finds human remains, kid pulled off train tracks moments before train rolls through, statement asking people to stop stealing cicadas from National Parks, surgeons paying settlement for leaving surgeries fast to get quantity over quality, company selling poop for fecal therapy without FDA approval, animal health insurance policies will be dropped because vet costs are high, naming your car, woman presumed dead was alive but don’t know who dead body was, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 26 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who made a song for the show using AI, Craigslist ad for in-person ASMR, update on guy who was hit in head by roller coaster while searching for keys, roller coaster mishap stories, argument between neighbors ends with one of them dead, woman lost $12K in a slight of hand scam at an ATM, wounded man found on path, Stanley Cup won by Florida Panthers, pillow fight championship, Jacob Elordi’s deep fake jerk off video goes viral, Ben Affleck yells at paparazzi, Scarlet Johansson has been begging to be in new Jurassic Park movie, woman in her 80s slipped and fell to death in quarry where Star Wars was filmed, Snoop hugged a 91-year-old fan at concert, Walk Of Fame, actor dies from shark attack while surfing, Guy Fieri’s son had pickleball themed engagement party, Jason’s stretching appointment, man on tricycle with a machete, bottomless woman beat driver while pulled over on side of the road, homeowner finds 20 foot hole under his house, 71-year-old becomes oldest to compete for Miss Texas USA, woman writing messages with her toes sells them online, man flew to Florida to attack gamer he got into an argument with, Shifty Shellshock from Crazy Town dies, update on guy who spent 70 days in Turks & Caicos after ammo arrest, woman’s leg impaled by umbrella, guy stole a ton of Pokémon cards from Target self-checkout, Hooters in trouble, mayo on hotdogs, old man scammed out of $154K by someone claiming to be an Amazon rep, illegal Botox injections in parking lot, police using package decoys to catch porch pirates, swimsuit colors to avoid, electronic shelf pricing at Walmart, raw dogging a flight, summer food is the best food, world’s ugliest dog, man arrested for trying to have sex with train seat, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave still packing for his move, phone alarms you hate, porch pirates fighting each other for packages, man returns home after having gone missing for10 days in mountains, passengers from plane that came within 500 feet from ground speak to the news, plane’s pressurization equipment malfunctions, cyber attack on car dealerships, woman bought lifetime warranties and kept her car running for free for 500K miles, NHL finals, Oilers fan who flashed at game signed deal with Playboy, fan threw phone at Jrue Holiday and he recorded himself and threw it back, Bill Belichick’s new GF is into old rich guys, Justin Timberlake speaks for first time after DUI arrest, weekend box office numbers, Vana White may be leaving Wheel Of Fortune because of Ryan Seacrest, unauthorized streaming service busted, Dave Grohl talks trash about Taylor Swift on stage at Foo Fighters show, Universal Music will offer AI voice models to their artists, woman got nude for the Google Street View car, man let it all fly in the back of a police car, politician chases stripper with a gun after disagreement, guy chases burglar out of his home with a frying pan, elephant pulled old woman on safari out of car and killed her, fat beach day trend, adult star looking for love, people thought they saw a floating corpse but it was a guy cooling off and napping, wife of guy electrocuted by jacuzzi speaks to the news, kid found after going missing in the woods, most unhealthy snacks, fast food value wars, guy robs a dude after a car falls on him, Rolex robbery leads to police chase in Los Angeles, San Francisco home for sale but can’t move in until 2053, Finland is happiest place on earth, corn snakes in bathtub, donation box had snake inside, guy tries to break the ice with women by getting his pee on them, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about hooking up with someone from Facebook Marketplace, pilot dropped to 500 feet and buzzed the top of a neighborhood, old train operator attacked, elderly driver backed into McDonald’s spot, Amazon delivery driver peed on camera, dog walker has close call with bear, gift card kids bought for dad on Father’s Day was scam card, Wales debating bill that would make it illegal for politicians to lie, man hit lotto for $7.2M thanks to advice from dad, Nuttin Butt Azz basketball event canceled, Boston prepping for championship parade, NHL Final, Stephen A Smith offered $90M 5 year deal from ESPN, Kelly Stafford revealed that she banged Stafford’s backup in college, Wayne Gretzky golfs barefoot, Donald Sutherland died, Justin Timberlake DWI, climate vandals spray paint stone henge and Taylor Swift’s plane, Kevin Costner says The Bodyguard sequel was supposed to star Princess Diana, Ben Affleck says he has a resting hard face, M3GAN movie erotic spinoff, Queen song catalogue sold, man woke up in hospital with surprise sex change operation, woman dunks child under water at pool and bit cop, guy lost keys on roller coaster tried to get them back and got hit by coaster, firefighter saved a guy who was shot in head at pool party, man stole beer and announced that he stole it, Michigan Men save choking raccoon, woman sued husband for not driving her to airport, diet noodles giving people ‘unholy levels of gastric rage,’ AI sex robots, his female roommate is asking him to get married, ex had stroke and sent him pic of her and current BF topless asking for threesome, met girl on Tinder but she has a mustache, black belts kick dude’s ass while he was attacking a woman, porch pirate steals package right in front of delivery driver, family opens package to find a snake inside, how your body feels as you age, people workout to bang better, the most attractive jobs if money didn’t matter, parkour stuntman damaged ancient building, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 21 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how did you win the genetic lottery?, car crashed into a home, plastic surgeon’s wife went into cardiac arrest on his table, online sale turns to robbery and shooting, guy posed as food delivery guy while looking for places to rob, woman spots her dad’s stolen semi on the road, shark attack survivor speaks to the news, San Francisco’s tourism slogan is “Hey, it’s not so hot here!,” people who drink coffee are less likely to die early, Chipotle Boys, Pistons coach Monty Williams fired, LeBron James no longer set on the idea of playing with son Bronny, Dick Vitale can return to call basketball games, Florida Gators have a 7’9” basketball player, Justin Timberlake released statement regarding DUI arrest, Kristen Bell talks about meeting Dax Shepard, celebrities caught lying about growing up poor, The Office bloopers, Missy Elliott kicking off first ever headlining tour, man went to bank when it was closed and tried to rob it, guy tried to pay for Taco Bell with fake $20 bills, guy went into full cardiac arrest during daddy-daughter dance, man eats raw bull testicles every day to boost his testosterone, lube shaming, designer vagina surgeries, Indian passenger dyed his hair and beard to get senior discount on plane tickets, wealthy CEO poisons neighbor’s trees to improve ocean view, another hidden camera monitors house to scout for theft, woman got trapped in her Tesla after battery died, tire and repair shop busted selling moonshine, guy who steals entire dishes from restaurants, first sports team to sell THC products at their games, 7 sets of twins born within days of each other, old woman phishing scammed, sex toy store employees voting to unionize, Americans are eating healthier, employers adding perks to working in the office, deaf mute mountain man turned out to be fugitive, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 20 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a new study saying the most stressful thing is moving, staying up past 1am is bad for mental health, procrastination and procrastination, man who beat roommate to death over Taco Bell heading to trial, 911 outage in Massachusetts, LEGO theft crime spree, woman’s lost luggage turns up in homeless encampment, man took nap and car slams into his apartment, Hertz renter gets hit with red light ticket before they rented car, bear got into car and fell asleep, 80-year-old trying to get golden wings, NHL finals, Willie Mays passed away, Boston Celtics parade with Duck Boats, update on Conor McGregor pulling out of fight, Airbnb prices skyrocket in Green Bay for 2025 NFL Draft, update on Justin Timberlake DWI, Howie Mandel’s wife fell in hotel, Spaceballs sequel, things that happened in 2019, Golden Girls remake with gay men, bedroom playlists, guy stole white trash foods from Walmart, threesome drug deal, 3-year-old spotted walking down the street with a loaded handgun, domestic violence over Honey Bun, coal mine riders get stuck in the mine, notepad found with list of names under “People I Want To Punch In The Face,” freckle on man’s penis was skin cancer and had to be amputated, parole jailed, man’s phone stolen then receives death threats, lawmaker caught repeatedly pouring water into co-worker’s bag, more animals escape from Cedar Point petting zoo, lost donkey found with a herd of elk, Subway’s new dippers, Taco Bell testing a dipping menu item, connection between cheese consumption and happiness, dad kills kid over dirty dishes, woman sues SeaWorld after getting kicked in the vagina, humanoid robot that drives a car, voice tech that makes angry customers sound nicer, world’s hottest scientist got disease in the Amazon, Australia OnlyFans model is homeless, Mayan artifacts bought at thrift store for $3,99, attorney who was pooping in Pringles cans update, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 19 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the hot studio, Dave’s road rage incident, Heat Bowl, fights at McDonald’s, restaurant bans breastfeeding, stop sign cameras, widow wins lottery, NBA finals, NHL finals, Rory McIlroy calling off divorce, Armie Hammer, Duff Beer from The Simpsons, Billie Eilish Spotify record, Vin Diesel and Putin, 34 different versions of Taylor Swift album, bands playing hits at concerts, fake bag of drugs, man hiding in work ceiling, sex doll mistaken for dead body, cornstarch in sex toy, extra sex doll parts, have you ever had to call the cops on a date?, methane poisoning falls into poop, Uber passenger grabs wheel, man with fake walker steals $11K worth of cigarettes from Walgreens, man breaks into cars for heroin money for his mom, Virgin Airlines engine bursts into flames, falling asleep after drinking on a plane could be deadly, hotter flight attendants give better service, guy runs from police in handcuffs, new car totaled during oil change, yard work outside studio, calories in envelopes, Taco Bell marathon, Justin Timberlake arrested for DWI, Mexico Jacuzzi electrocution lawsuit, Chick Fil-A has the best service, voice ordering in fast food, understanding what animals are saying, elephants call each other by name, Lamborghini with keys inside stolen from Salt Lake airport, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how much a Dairy Queen makes, the busiest buffet, shooting at Michigan splash pad, 71-year-old woman shot roommate after he stopped cleaning up after himself, plane came within 400’ from ocean, FedEx drive collapses, couple went hiking in 108 degree weather, Dave has been up since midnight, NBA finals, NHL final, US Open, anti-trust suit involving Sunday Ticket, Bill Belichick dating 24-year-old cheerleader, Hulk Hogan beer, Gordon Ramsay nearly died in bike accident, Dr. Oz helped man who lost consciousness on plane, guy who played Smalls in Sandlot arrested, girl pooped in Theo James’ bathtub after a date, Pope hosted comedians at Vatican, weekend box office numbers, Billy Ray Cyrus was married for 7 months, woman tried to rob McDonald’s that she worked at, police found bag of cocaine hidden in cheeseburger during traffic stop, footage of truck driving in reverse full speed down highway, Walmart employee cut someone with knife during fight, guy suing Apple after wife found texts he sent to hookers, cop lost job while engaging in sexual acts while on duty at Kroger, The Sperminator says he will retire having kids at 50, woman busted collecting her deceased father’s pension for 30 years, rich guy driving around his Porche with a sex doll, people left hanging upside down for 30 min at theme park, kid playing video games in the middle of the night saved his family’s life, stranger moved into woman’s house while she was out of town, woman showed up drunk to her DUI sentencing, company fires 12 remote workers for using mouse jiggling devices, man rode a shark, delivery driver hit someone while driving finishes delivery, dainty prison inmate escaped through hole in courthouse ceiling, cop stops a scam in progress, cops in Minnesota can’t say “do you know why I pulled you over?,” Florida using drones to fight mosquitoes, croc terrorized neighborhood and they killed and ate it, 81-year-old woman named oldest train driver, drunk man lit cigar in Waffle House and attacked waitress who put it out, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about real or fake Marketplace ads, would you call Mom or Dad in these scenarios, 15-year-old shoots up a home, update on hijacked bus, update on the guy busted driving during Zoom court appearance, $1M home listed for $10K on Zillow, woman who freaked out on flight and had to be duct taped to seat will be fined, airline paying restitution for nightmare turbulence situation, missing jet that went missing 50 years ago found at bottom of lake, company installs timers above bathroom doors, bear wanders through neighborhood looking for food, NBA and NHL Finals, guy bet $1.5M on Celtics, draft and trade tampering, sports betting, kid’s funny interview about baseball camp, Gisele and her BF breakup after Tom Brady Roast, Quinten Tarantino still holds a grudge against his mom, celebs who have been banned from places for bad behavior, recreating the Ross and Rachel drunk wedding, dad rock bands, bands that don’t actually have ‘The’ in their name, teen crashed dirt bike and part of another bike went up his butt, man robbed bank and stashed drugs and cash up butt, cop films OnlyFans video while on duty, more stories of women who gave birth when they didn’t know they were pregnant, customer throws coffee at worker, guy broke into co-worker’s house to perform exorcism on her, razor blade found in burrito, woman got mad and stripped at airport, caught guy next to him at work rinse his dong with urinal water, BF got lap dance, one of his college professors DM’d him for drinks, hotel with your own pool and sauna, 2 business school teachers acting inappropriately with students on trip, guy tried to stop fire truck, graffiti artist leaving Beavis heads all over, NASA broadcast sounds of medical simulation, 31% of all drowning deaths involve alcohol, chewing gum and your jaw muscles, woman attacked and killed by cow, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 14 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about underrated skills everyone should learn, road rage shooting over a guy changing lanes, another chiropractor busted with a hidden camera in bathroom, delivery person stole scooter while making delivery, ding dong ditches in Florida, camels escape from Cedar Point petting zoo, guys out fishing find 38 dogs swimming, 97-year-old woman graduates high school, NBA finals, Jerry West died, Tom Brady Patriots number retired, Reds fan jumps on field and gets tased, eating contest on Netflix with Joey Chestnut, Taylor Swift had to wipe snot off her nose on stage, Jude Law wore blood and feces perfume to play Henry VIII, Flavor Flav officially teams with Red Lobster, Spermageddon movie, most popular artists to have sex to, man tried to run over manager of Walgreens, guy jumps into truck Ducks Of Hazard style, man tries to shoot his dad, woman caught stealing frozen shrimp from Walmart, magician who showed how to pass cash gets banned from magic club, man spent a lot of money through employer’s Amazon account buying band equipment, luxury condoms, popular Chinese waterfall is coming from a pipe, Jason’s Dukes Of Subaru, couple electrocuted in hot tub, deer jumps in front of bus, guy busted pretending to scan at self-checkout, bird watcher was nearby when guy needed help, liver transplanted from a guy over 90, man shoots neighbor over fallen tree limb, man forgot to take ex off as beneficiary, car features, puppy rescued from floor vent, woman nearly sold Jackie Robinson bat at garage sale, most men are uncomfortable talking about when they are sick, Martha’s Vineyard running out of weed, Ramen that was so spicy it was banned in Denmark, Russian Popeye injects his arms to look strong, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 13 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Walter The Screaming Frenchie and Emilio The Talkative Frenchie, missed connection for blonde ambulance driver, wiping issue follow-up, plane crash leaves flight instructor dead and student injured, guy hijacked bus, gun pulled on repo man, man driving erratically said he really needed to use the bathroom, man robbed antique store with umbrella to block his ID from cams, passengers stuck on plane with no AC, Chick Fil A summer camp that puts kids to work, kids got stuck in pineapple themed stool, listener hooked up with unattractive hair dresser, NBA finals, Caitlin Clark not being selected for Olympics, Joey Chestnut will not compete in Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, Edmonton Oilers flasher speaks, Celine Dion’s stiff person syndrome, Kevin Spacey talks about his legal bills, Glen Powell shared fake story, Halle Berry got stuck in a dress, model on cover of Duran Duran album resurfaces, man throws tantrum on his 39th birthday, man accused of murdering and dismembering his roommate, man bites roommate’s ear after drunken fight, woman pulls sword on roommate because of his stinky poop, what made you fight a roommate?, update on the teacher caught filming porn in her classroom, singer from Four Tops is suing hospital for discrimination, nearly completed condo knocked down for blocking mountain view, Britney Spears video dancing to Justin Timberlake song, man tries to steal an ATV and crashes seconds later, Bull Shark circles man on jet ski, bear mating season, model threw milkshake on politician, why people don’t go out in nature, things people do and don’t realize they’re being rude, fast food chains with highest calorie menu items, Kia Boys, 2nd grade teacher who was drunk at work gets off, reverse ATMs take cash and spit out disposable cards, one-word texts we hate to get, would you change the color of your eyes?, guy on house arrest for gun charges busted showing off guns on SnapChat, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about it being hot in Jason’s studio, man’s pants split while dancing, James Patterson wrote the Toys R Us jingle, listener constantly needs to wipe, drunk driver fell asleep in Krispy Kreme drive-thru, woman saw her dog who she thought was euthanized up for adoption, restaurants expected to break records, Apple AI tech, man’s dog saved him after losing control of truck, NHL finals, race walker celebrated too early, NBA Finals, latest on Ben Affleck and J. Lo, Ryan Reynolds took his mom to The View, Deadpool & Wolverine movie, Billie Eilish lost all her friends because of fame, Russell Crowe feels jealous about new Gladiator, original actors up for Edwards Scissorhands, Steve-O getting a penis tattoo on his face for 50th birthday, Dolly musical on Broadway, woman eggs ex’s house and car for revenge and get hit by car while running away, guy goes to set ex’s house on fire and catches on fire too, man named Optimus Prime Blakely arrested for driving stolen car, man walked around neighborhood nude, nude man described as butterball thought he was filming a movie, what punishment was forced on you by friends?, teen used MMA skills to take down would-be thief, man was denied use of bathroom and pooped in restaurant storage area, couple set guy up for robbery, pilot had to land plane with smashed windshield, guy slipped off cliff while backpacking, man tests the cups at 7-Eleven, questionable hotel behavior, woman went missing and was eaten by python, middle school coach caught choking kid on camera, man was stranded on remote part of beach with no way out, young shirtless hockey fan, most popular BBQ food, woman celebrates 108th birthday, prison uses guard geese instead of dogs, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 11 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about their trip this past weekend to Boston, a kid who was left sleeping on the bus for hours, a cyclist who yelled at a toddler and slapped the dad, two shark attacks that happened just a couple of miles from each other, a clip of a defendant in court listening to the transcript being read from when he hit on an undercover cop, which celeb had his balls insured for $10m, the big celeb crushes through the years, which comedian wants to be the sexiest man alive, what a guy posted online about his boss that got him fired, how a woman injured her vagina while making soup, a dude who got busted on the toilet during a Zoom meeting, what happened when a bull escaped the rodeo ring, the smell that everybody loves but you hate and more!

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an update on the little crossing guard who was arrested, teen left parents behind on tropical island to get back to cruise ship, ATM repair tech stabs thieves, woman naked on roof of SUV on freeway, live mock shooting that students knew nothing about, Office Depot delivery person caught on cam pushing customer, woman stepped in quicksand on beach, storms in Texas, Chipotle camera TikTok challenge put to the test, metal detector helps guy find his lost wedding ring on the beach, NBA and NHL finals, Lakers offered deal to coach, Shohei Ohtani interpreter now working for Uber Eats, lady that Baby Reindeer was based on now suing Netflix, Michigan Central Train Station reopened, new Bad Boys movie, Suits possible reunion and reboot, Vanna White talks about Pat Sajak before his final show, colon exploded after old man coughed and sneezed at the same time, fight at a restaurant ends in pistol whipping, mice fell from ceiling in a restaurant, man found acting strange on floor of McDonald’s, when did drugs do you dirty?, shoppers step in to stop potential burglary, guy saw his ex on PornHub, wondering if a guy hit on him while walking the dog, rented out part of his house to a co-worker, van nearly crashes off bridge, Challenger Hell Cat driver causing issues with loud car in Seattle, missing AirPod helped track down a hit and run driver, budget airlines are in danger of going bankrupt, Cher’s Ferrari up for auction, fan claims to have done the first bong rip in the Las Vegas Sphere, people being asked to wipe down public bikes in Toronto after riding them nude, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 7 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about things you’re oddly proud of but never talk about, update on the guy who attended Zoom court in car, SUV crashes through fence and falls 40 feet killing the driver, woman shoves hand in another woman’s mouth during road rage incident, old woman groped while out on walk, guy who takes day laborers to Disneyland, mini cooler bags, NBA finals, Novak Djokovic’s injury will require surgery, Porter banned from NBA, Kelce brothers talk about dirty feet, Challengers and the Summer of the Threesome, Martin Lawrence health concerns, Ben Affleck and J. Lo’s mansion on the market, man fell off of cliff where Tom Cruise did Mission Impossible stunt, Trina McGee from Boy Meets World is pregnant at 54, awkward Family Feud answer about having sexy dream about aunt, tiny crossing guard was hooking the kids up with drugs and vapes, guys shoot at each other inside wing restaurant, man wearing only a lady’s top drive into jail lobby, naked man chopped off another man’s hand with a machete, man exposes himself to people on the beach, man poops at front gate of camping and outdoor shop, giraffe picked up girl from truck at drive-thru safari in Texas, website that sells used underwear and more, group of hitmen charged after trying to subcontract a hit to each other, restaurant where men have to be over 35 years old and women over 30, TJ Maxx and Marshall’s employees will be fitted with body cams, 5 foot boa constrictor made its way into apartment, bear wanders into guy’s kitchen, Algerian vlogger gets 2 months in jail for randomly hugging people on street, sexually transmitted fungi that can cause ringworm, young people coming to job interviews with their parents, guy in sports car tried 2-wheel stunt on a busy road, gunshots outside of a bus, couple find container with human ashes while snorkeling, human skull padlocked to dumbbell weight in water, lady who found the urn at the beach calls in, AI bot that lets you ask a future version of yourself for advice, 180-pack of PBR, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the lady who left cards in a hardware section of a big box store responds to Jason’s email, graduation speaker accused of being drunk, listener road trips to attractions we’ve talked about, lawyer accused of breaking into woman’s home with murder tools, man almost fell for sophisticated scam, crackdown on delivery drivers blocking lanes of traffic, juror bribe attempt, hot air balloon crashes into power lines, elder slingshot guy died, shopping carts with scanners built in, off duty firefighter saved people from burning apartment building, guy sings about cornbread, Shohei Ohtani’s former interpreter pleads guilty, NBA and NHL playoffs, Netflix waiting for Tyson to get healthy, Edmonton Oilers fan flashes boobs at game, Kanye’s former assistant suing him, Alec Baldwin and family will star in TLC reality show, Demi Moore hooking up with Joe Jonas, actress got over her fear of cats, Evangeline Lilly taking a break from acting, Star Wars toy prototype sells at auction, Minecraft animated show on Netflix, Flavor Flav bought every item on Red Lobster menu, more details on funeral worker who tried to smuggle sex doll out of dead man’s house, newly arrived body at funeral home was still breathing, man asked flight attendants for sex mid-flight, food fight at Chipotle, cop busted drunk driving by her own department, thief uses slight of hand to steal $1K from store, tribe in Amazon gets internet and becomes obsessed, woman fails to carjack elderly couple, woman gored by bison at Yellowstone, family posted about upcoming cruise and someone took their reservation, man pooped himself in first class, man sets record for typing entire alphabet with his nose, psychiatrist says moms shouldn’t have to return shopping carts, AI that analyzes your food choices, food that turns 100 this year, crossing guard retires at 90, Spirit Airlines passenger tracks down her lost luggage at a worker’s house, another woman gives birth after not knowing she was pregnant, kid’s sinus pain was a raisin stuck in her nose, man gets on top of bus, 8-year-old spent $4K while playing video games, community turns out to honor veteran who passed away, man broke his femur while coughing, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 5 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about strange finds on Facebook Marketplace, funny encounters at pole dancing class, cross guard hit child with sign and attacked news cameraman, fight at a golf course, Michigan Central Station to reopen, 33lbs of meth found while cleaning up an Airbnb, man attacked by shark, bullet shot at man was stopped by his silver chains, woman raised retirement money for war vet in his 90s, Conor McGregor partying ahead of fight, Justin Jefferson now highest paid non-QB in NFL, college football Hall of Fame ballot, woman tried to catch a foul ball and got hit in the face, Zachary Quinto banned from Toronto restaurant, James Corden blew up at airline staff, Jonathan Tucker helped home invasion victims, Henry Winkler and Tom Hanks hatred for each other, Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman in People, Pat Sajak’s final week of Wheel Of Fortune, American Gladiators being rebooted again, Justin Timberlake tickets suffering, old hiker took pics of newborn moose calves and mom attacks, 80-year-old glider pilot crashes into a tree, driving instructor was drunk while instructing, guy got high and lost in the woods and had to call cops to find him, plastic surgeon in Turkey sharing unbelievable before and after photos, world’s largest poop museum, North Korea now bombing South Korea with poop filled balloons, Dave almost fell into Jason, man busted spray painting building gave police the name Mr. Monopoly, old lady nearly scammed out of thousands of dollars after trying to sell $30 table on Facebook Marketplace, priest in trouble for talking about Jesus’ erection, origin of the C-word, idea that nursing homes should encourage nursing home sex, pancake syrup that warns you to stay away from “tractor and son” (bad translation), man exposed himself at 3 different locations, drunk guy pushes and punches Delta employee, Dr. Pepper is now the #2 soft drink after Coke, shot with dead cicada in it is the hot summer drink of the year, thieves break in to steal cars and run over one of their group, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave & Chuck’s trip to Florida, Amazon delivery guy made delivery while house burned down, CDC kept passengers on plane saying they were exposed to a virus, passenger gets ass kicked by Spirit Airlines employees, apartment tower with broken elevator, guy lit smoke next to propane cylinders causing explosion, man retires after driving a school bus for 70 years, NBA and NHL playoffs, NBA and NHL playoffs, Tyson/Paul fight had to be postponed, Kevin James will play Jon Daly in TV show, Jennifer Lopez cancelled entire summer tour, Harry Potter nudist event, Angelina Jolie kid having Pitt name removed from surname, rapper’s lyrics lead to arrest in mail theft case, box office numbers are way down, hackers breach Ticketmaster data, Taylor Momsen bit by a bat while performing on stage, Madonna fan suing because shows are too sexy, flight attendant busted with gold in her butt, man shot himself in the ass at sports center, thief tried to steal a truck of booze outside of a bar, missing bird returned to owner, woman gave birth in Golden Corral bathroom, why is your man unmanly?, man stole 17 tubes of Pringles and sings jingle, bear chased woman and her dog down driveway, real estate agents dealing with stalkers, postal workers who have been attacked by dogs, medication to effect male fertility, store owner lets loose on shoplifter, woman is cheese rolling champ again, Loch Ness Monster hunt, someone planted weed in state capital garden, flight diverted because of unruly passengers, man saved from truck after being submerged in a ditch, magnet fishers find safe with $100K but money was ruined, otter stealing surf boards, penis costumes get banned from town in Spain, man seen on camera returning wallet, man in Maserati steals bananas from fruit stand, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about school lunches as kids, someone bought 8-cents worth of a carrot, chocolate chip ice cream becoming obsolete, most Americans love ice cream, man attends Zoom court appearance for suspended license while driving, plane makes emergency water landing, flight aborts takeoff at last moment, Applebee’s bans family after kid wets himself in the restaurant, Ghost poop is trending, Mayor in New Jersey city apologizes to Jason Kelce and wife, charges dropped against Scottie Scheffler, NBA and NHL playoffs, Jennifer Lopez Vegas residency may be pulled after tour and album flops, Graceland foreclosure was a Nigerian scam, guy gets nude on Transformers statue, Lenny Kravitz says he has not had sex in 9 years, Deadpool & Wolverine popcorn bucket made to look like sex toy, teacher accused of filming porn in classroom, cop resigns after getting locked in the back of the car when he went back there to bang, couple busted banging on the beach, man robbed Waffle House then hid inside the red roof of a Red Roof Inn, man attacks his 61-year-old roommate with baseball bat and a sword, man accused of threatening to stab someone with machete, should women be allowed to go topless at the water park?, mom shares that dad was not kids father—should he tell his siblings?, dad marrying his mistress and wants son as best man, friends with couple saw nude guy’s computer, date introduces him as a friend, feet pics online, man bit by black widow while gardening, woman sues after being injured on Disney water slide, man freaked out on plane and got naked, camera and battery pack found in bushes outside of home, 1/5 cars is totaled after an accident, woman with itchy hand bought lotto ticket and won $30K, man’s wallet returned 30 years later, grocery store owner says he will pay if anyone gets sick from his store, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 31 May 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how a guy managed to stab himself while mixing a shake, what a teacher accidentally airdropped to her students, what a guy got stuck in his penis, what an idiot did at a tiger exhibit, what illegal thing was being cooked up at the Waffle House, the big guy detective, when an online sale went wrong, the crazy place an OnlyFans model shot and shared nudes from, what a Tesla crashed into while on autopilot, a kid who was born with two penises and no b-hole and more!

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how buying some lotto tickets really backfired on a couple of idiots, the biggest secret you’re keeping from your partner, a guy named Dong who is looking at dongs, how a hot tub model almost died, assault by an angry chubby man, Chinese food buffets, jobs with the highest divorce rates, foods that you love the taste of but hate eating, underground casinos, a fetish for Mario, first date prank, a kid who ratted his mom out for drinking and driving, what happened when a dude on meth ran from the cops and more!

Transcribed - Published: 29 May 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the listeners who sent us video from Dublin side of the NYC portal, what did your lady make you get rid of when you moved in together?, woman left calling card looking for man in hardware section of big box store, woman got in front of drunk bus driver, bear walks into cabin and attacks teen, man stole woman’s vehicle and called her to report it, busiest Memorial Day at the airport in history, severe turbulence injures passengers and crew, one of the people being held in Turks & Caicos for having ammo was released, best countries for travel, burglary ring jamming WiFi to knock out security cams, NBA playoffs, RIP Bill Walton, Mike Tyson recovering from ulcer flareup, former Jags kicker Brandon McManus being sued for sexual assault on team flight, actor died during attempted robbery, Rodent Boyfriends, Naked and Afraid contestant’s cursed dong, weekend box office numbers, Home Alone house for sale, Nicki Minaj detained in Amsterdam, old man terrorized neighborhood for years with his slingshot, wedding reception ends in groom shooting guest in the hand, man bites bar manager’s finger after being told he couldn’t bring his dog inside, poop videos Chuck sent to Dave, 72-year-old woman on OnlyFans, why do you consider yourself kinky?, customer threw milkshake at McDonald’s employee, skydiving plane crashes, man sites for J-walking started cyber campaign for revenge on officer, drunk woman kept calling 911 for dumb reasons, USPS wants you to replace your mailbox, earwig invasion, do you feel more positive or negative as you age?, dash cam captures sleeping driver’s rollover accident, another billionaire taking submersible to Titanic, bear breaks into house and steals bag of Oreos, family at undercooked bear meat and all got sick, mastodon tusk found, Thailand’s John Wick lookalike, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how drugs were smuggled into a jail, an injury sustained during karaoke, a naked jerking neighbor, getting trapped in IKEA, the loose bowel bandit, things that people find hot but you don’t, rejected license plates in Florida, moaning in your sleep, flirty customer service reps, women going braless, a guy who hasn’t cut his hair in 80 years and more!

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about tipster reports another jerker, guy wants us to talk about jerkoff places in your house, Craigslist guy says you can live for free in his house for free if you become his wife, people selling food on Facebook Marketplace, artwork being stolen from Taco Bell, Cracker Barrel stock in free fall, man caught filming teen girl in store, driver smashed through cars tries to hit random people, plastic surgeon busted driving on meth on his way to surgery, commercial tractor was hauling drugs in squash shipment, Turks & Caicos ammo update, Delta baggage handlers caught throwing golf clubs, student bought pepper spray from TikTok shop and it goes off in cafeteria, video released of Scottie Scheffler arrest, NBA and NHL playoffs, NBA star on track to become first $80M man, Avengers roasted Chris Hemsworth at walk of fame ceremony, Britney Spears shares new nude video, J. Lo shoots down reporter who tried to ask about Ben Affleck, Live Nation and Ticketmaster lawsuit update, Furiosa opening weekend, Newsmen who America trusts most, Wheel Of Fortune contestant guessed ‘Right In The Butt,’ Dolly is working on her 50th album, ladies met guy at Walgreens robbed his house, man attacks guy who broke into his house banged his girlfriend, woman assaults guy by throwing large cinnamon roll at him, priest bit woman to protect wafer from her, driver thought she parked her car and backed over herself when she got out, daycare employee was putting ankle weights on kids to slow them down, someone called 911 because the litter box was full, woman accidentally mooned guests at her wedding, things people just pretend is fun, fire breather fought Mariachi Band in Mexico, when did you encounter a perv?, overheard hookup in airport bathroom, driver’s car falls into a sink hole, people get ticket for collecting clams, another destructive tornado, USPS package with rattlesnake inside, old woman called cops on gator on her property, micro plastics being found in testicles, airline that caters to dogs has first flight, public pool lifeguard shortage, grizzly attacked man hunting bear, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 24 May 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what do you do in a hotel room that you’d never do at home?, old woman mad attacks neighbor over how he used water, American Airlines backpedal on lawyers blaming kid for being taped in bathroom, restaurant worker punched by customer, man rescued from garbage truck after falling asleep in dumpster, cat graffiti showing up all over Michigan town, skydiver dropped phone and found it unbroken, bear gets into yard and eats out of bird feeder, NBA and NHL playoffs, biggest NASCAR fight fine, Blue Jays finally reach out to woman who was hit by foul ball, other things that were off-limits at the Tom Brady Roast, Graceland foreclosure blocked by judge, Michael Richards says he’s not racist, Mad Max prequel opening weekend, Deadpool And Wolverine movie presales, trailer for documentary about Renaissance Festival King in Texas, Ashley Madison documentary on Netflix gave website a boost, new virgin dating show, one of the founding members of Train fell in the shower and died, lawsuit to break up Live Nation and Ticketmaster, 2 teens wanted for stealing slushies, couple gets shot at after yelling at driver who ran stop sign, man accused of stealing roommate’s F-150 and pants, passengers had to deplane after woman joked she wasn’t going to help in emergency row, denied license plate requests in Kentucky, when did you realize your grandparents were still horny?, woman held rabid fox down while waiting for authorities, woman’s pool was rented out without her knowledge, old man’s Facebook was hacked and hasn’t been able to get it back for years, woman found squatter in her house hiding under bed, half birthday parties, Little Caesars is perceived as the most affordable restaurant in USA, cereal flavored Icee, man jerked in front of women while they shopped, man responsible for 150 mystery explosions, increase in STD cases, heat lamp over fry cooker used to dry dirty mop at McDonald’s, dots that can help you read phone in the car without getting motion sickness, new AI Alexa, sea lion pup jumped into boat, drunk monkey jealous of female owner’s new husband, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about porn advice from male porn star, argument over gaming system ended in death, American Airlines says that kid who was filmed in airplane bathroom should have known, man died and passengers injured due to severe turbulence, massage therapist accused of groping a patient, got massage from guy with hot stones, NBA and NHL playoffs, person injured in nightclub incident drops charges, Babe Ruth jersey once bought for $1M now worth $30M, update on woman who got hit by foul ball, Bryce Harper prom proposal, investigation into Matthew Perry death, Courteney Cox says Matthew Perry still visits her, 50 Cent’s tell-all Diddy documentary, Cam’Ron on CNN, Graceland up for auction, half smoked Snoop blunt being auctioned, woman was test driving car never came back, chaos at brand new DMV location, fugitive found hiding in a dryer drum, man gets tased and arrested at gym after fighting another member and officer, rescuer sings Stayin’ Alive while doing CPR, how much money would it take for you to grab it out of the urinal, OnlyFans model pretends to have broken body parts, woman discovered husband was cheating after dog ate mistress’ thong, firefighter assaulted another firefighter while fighting a fire, stripper found a regular was recording their session, strip club owner facing prostitution charges, car crashes into the side of a 7-Eleven, someone tried to light fire in fireplace using gasoline, family found gator in their pool, daredevil walks tightrope between abandoned skyscrapers, 5-year-old called 911 to get a pepperoni pizza, scratch and sniff postage stamps, Cheez-It diner, driver attacks someone using screwdriver, grizzly attacked man, Tesla in self-driving mode almost crashed into moving train, deadliest drivers by state, windows will record everything we do on your computer and feed it to AI, you should wait at least 20 minutes before looking at your phone, older Americans are on their phones a lot, ambulance hit moose while responding to moose accident, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 22 May 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about quiet appointments, update on the Rooftop Ninja, crew of the vessel that hit Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore are still stuck on the ship, Fairlane Mall will get shut down if it doesn’t pay bills, rats crawling into apartments through toilet, NBA and NHL playoffs, baseball player being investigated for sports betting, woman got hit by foul ball and another woman picked it up, Flavor Flav is hyping the USA women’s water polo team, Demi Moore is doing full frontal, Scarlett Johansson had ChatGPT bot that sounded like her taken down, Mayor of NYC wants to revoke Diddy’s key to the city, George Lucas’ birthday party, Ryan Reynolds talks about R-rating for Deadpool And Wolverine, Pat Sajak’s run on Wheel Of Fortune will end in June, customer shoots at McDonald’s employee over biscuits and hashbrowns, man robbed 2 places within 30 minutes and was busted by Funyuns, old woman arrested for stealing funeral flower arrangements, man had 3 more nipples added to his body, medics had to remove 150 maggots from woman’s mouth, relationships are serious when you’re comfortable discussing bathroom behavior, drunk man throwing beer bottles from Margaritaville resort, woman had to go to cheese rehab, drunk man stole school bus and drove it from Tampa to Miami and back, man refused to get out of car during traffic stop, brawl breaks out in skate rink parking lot, Red Lobster financial troubles, Airhead Underwater Vending Machine, the most confusing emojis, Girl Scout Cookie pudding, building that keeps getting crashed into, man stole cop car and didn’t realize officer was still inside, man found cocaine buried in backyard, teen rescued from water by good Samaritans, baby eels seized at airport, oldest man in space, woman swinging baseball bat at hotel guests, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2024

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about desserts we pronounce wrong, controversial food opinions, pregnant woman accused of killing boyfriend, person climbed power cable tower for selfie and got electrocuted, more people detained in Turks & Caicos for bringing ammo in luggage, controls ripped out of carnival rides, gators wandering into public places, Memorial Day weekend travel predictions, latest Blue Origin launch, father/son co-pilot team celebrated final flight together, NBA and NHL playoffs, Scottie Scheffler arrested, football documentaries in the works, NFL considered Taylor Swift’s tour when making schedule, Paige Spiranac offered money to show her nipples, video of Diddy abusing Cassie, latest on Ben Affleck and J. Lo, guy who punched Steve Buscemi arrested, Melissa Joan Hart says she was first person to take Britney Spears to a club, Ashley Madison documentary, Jeff Daniels’ agents said the pooping scene in Dumb & Dumber would ruin his career, trigger warning before Goodfellas, weekend box office numbers, Wizards of Baking Harry Potter baking show, German politician licking toilet, grandma touched Goofy’s ass at Disneyland, girls went parasailing were lowered into shark infested water, woman hit slot machine jackpot and attendant said it was an error, hooker who had sex with at least 211 people finds out she has HIV, farm mom joining her daughter to work in brothel together, old woman drove into Sarnia Bay, Dave’s bad luck with Uber driver’s body odor, nail salon owner accused of working with North Korea, guys steal cases of beer, deranged lady leads cops on chase, guy tried to get woman to pull over, fear of people’s opinions, little libraries with VHS tapes, naked man runs through traffic and gets hit by a car, woman wiggles poop out of her shorts, man disrupts grad party with a machete, canned food falling from the sky, woman found metal wire in her Panda Express, grandson takes his 96-year-old grandma for flight, man caught banging a pink Tesla car, and more!

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2024