Friday, July 4th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2025

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about embarrassing moments with your partner, how you knew you were getting old, an old guy who ran his neighbor over multiple times, a guy who found his buddy’s girlfriend on an escort site, how a flirt ended in a robbery, when the cops showed up unexpectedly at your house, what a woman cut off her boyfriend’s wang, a boy band in Japan with all members over the age of 65, fake Viagra in The Villages, a guy who called 911 over a Tim Horton’s order and more!

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0:00.0	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, come on.
0:09.9	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, what, it's Friday, what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:22.3	Well, you can't deny it.
0:25.0	Age is going to get us all.
0:27.8	Oh, yeah, we're dead.
0:28.7	We're as good as dead.
0:30.0	That's everyone.
0:30.5	Yep.
0:31.4	No escape.
0:33.6	No escape this bad boy.
0:34.7	No, it's inevitable. One day something's going to happen, though, that'll slap you in the face with reality, and that's when you realize you're really getting old. And I think there's, like, one moment at the beginning of, you know, I don't know, is it in your 30s, your 20s? I think it's to your 30s somewhere. That it creeps in. Wow. Yeah. But then there's always moments I find continually.
0:56.5	Well, because it just keeps getting worse.
0:58.5	But there's a first time.
1:00.5	I believe like the first time that I got hurt sleeping.
1:07.8	Like you woke up in.
1:09.4	Yeah.
1:10.2	And then I had like a sore back for eight months.
1:13.6	After sleeping.
1:14.4	After sleeping.
1:15.4	Like that was like my first time where I'm like, this makes no sense.
1:18.6	Like it makes no sense.
1:19.9	I took a nap and a bed that was not mine and had a sore back for eight months, probably when I was like like, 35. I was seven when I knew I was old. Well, yeah. Some are different. Some are different. You got a head start on it for sure, for most of us. They asked that question to people online, though, like the moment they realized they were getting old. And if you have something and you want to share it with us for the next little bit you can one eight five five
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