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🗓️ 26 June 2025
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Dave thinking today was Friday, listener wondering what happened to the guy who recognized Jason at swim lessons, cuck chair picture, emailer pees every day at the same time as another guy, Red Lobster out of bankruptcy, guys are watching a lady sleep with her CPAP machine, day drunk shirtless man fires gun all over town, American Airlines plane catches fire, teacher busted having relationship with student, thieves targeting salon customers, woman admits to police to having scammed an old couple out of money, woman’s pet pigeon named Screech, NBA draft, fan heckled player over dead mother, Uber driver and Uber driver encounter, soccer fan set car on fire to collect insurance money, multiple charges against Diddy dropped, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom split, Scarlett Johansson answers which of her co-stars would survive a dinosaur attack, singer’s teeth fell out on stage, old woman in fight with rabid fox, drunk old man with shotgun tried to hijack fire truck, guy busted with pants down tweaking his nipples, authorities searching for peeper, woman in sports bra told she was improperly dressed at Disney World, naked man covered in mud tries to break into van, cop may lose job over farting in co-worker’s face, woman lost internet because of shotgun blasts, Americans want a break from sex, Dave got sanitizer in his eye, chubby Chinese boy runs back to table for food during earthquake, lifeguard fell off platform, teen kidnapped a swan, snake found at McDonald’s drive -thru, raw onion eating trend, America’s most trusted brands, and more!
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0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the Freak |
0:07.2 | at Dave and Chuck on X |
0:10.0 | Hi there |
0:22.4 | It's a Thursday morning It's a Thursday morning. |
0:25.1 | Unfortunately, it's not a Friday morning. |
0:27.4 | No. |
0:28.6 | It doesn't seem like a long week. |
0:30.4 | It's not as bad as thinking a Tuesday was a Friday. |
0:32.9 | True. |
0:33.4 | It's bad. |
0:35.0 | Nonetheless. |
0:35.9 | But I woke up in the first thing and it was like, turn off that 3 a.m. alarm on my phone. |
0:41.2 | Oh, no. |
0:42.8 | And then I was like... |
0:43.8 | Is that the problem what happened today? |
0:46.7 | No, no. |
0:47.4 | I was up. |
0:48.7 | But I'm like, don't need that tomorrow. |
0:51.2 | Yeah. |
0:51.7 | Get rid of it. |
0:52.6 | Get rid of it. |
0:53.8 | Wow. Yeah. Oh, I see. Get rid of it. Wow. |
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