Friday, July 11th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2025

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a janitor who spread herpes through water bottles, sneezing accidents, drama at the meat counter, lot lizard encounters, a dude who peed in a community’s water supply, the crazy places at work where you have fallen asleep, a delivery driver who left his semen on a customer’s food, a feature that lets your parents see your Tinder matches, the most bizarre thing you’ve put up with for a hot person, a dude who was caught banging a stuffed animal, a fugitive who wrote a message on a dry erase board in an attempt to throw cops off his trail and more!

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0:00.0	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, come on.
0:09.9	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, what, it's Friday, what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:20.7	We'll start with this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:22.0	We'll start with this.
0:29.3	You're a douche.
0:30.2	I'm not a douche.
0:31.1	You're a stupid douche.
0:32.2	You are so a douche.
0:35.1	I'm nominating you for the biggest douche in the universe award, you douche.
0:37.3	Dave and Chuck the freak salute.
0:40.0	The douchebag of the day.
0:42.5	Dushbag is actually too nice for this dude.
0:43.2	Oh really?
0:46.1	But I didn't know what else to call him.
0:48.4	Besides a piece of trash.
1:03.2	It's a janitor from Texas who rubbed his penis inside water bottles at a doctor's office and gave 13 people herpes.
1:04.8	Holy cow.
1:07.0	Dickerpes.
1:08.9	How did he get them with the water bottles?
1:10.4	On their desks.
1:13.5	Yeah, I remember talking about this guy.
1:14.3	Exactly.
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