Friday, May 16th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2025

⏱️ 195 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about why a lady shot a guy in the balls, a fight with sex toys, what happened when a gun got too close to an MRI machine, the judge who sentenced a woman to work at a fast food restaurant, what makes the perfect ass, a woman who tried out sex toys right in the aisle of a store, when sex almost lead to death for you, a listener’s dad’s nipple rings, having sex at your grandparents’ house, a deadly accident involving a driverless car, safe drinking recommendations in Canada, a Mexican elf spotted in a tree, why a woman tried to run over her boyfriend, a family who realized the dog they had raised for a couple of years was actually a bear and more!

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0:00.0	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, yeah, yeah, come on.
0:09.9	It's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, bitches, it's Friday, what, it's Friday, what, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:20.6	Here's a serious question for you.
0:23.9	Could you still love a lady if she shot you in the balls?
0:30.8	That all depends, doesn't it?
0:32.1	Probably.
0:35.1	And he's out of the game with a problem.
0:39.0	Like is it Depends
0:40.2	Does it Margo Robbie shot me?
0:43.1	Is it?
0:45.1	In this case it looks like it's Margo crackhead
0:47.9	Ah, no then
0:49.7	Yeah, no
0:50.4	No
0:52.3	I thought about that if Amber shot me in the testicle.
0:56.5	Okay.
0:57.3	If it was a mistake.
0:58.7	Yeah, how did it happen?
0:59.7	If it was a mistake, Dave, I can understand you're like, wow.
1:02.4	And like Amber was somehow loading a gun up and shot you accidentally in the balls and felt really bad about it.
1:08.9	But like if someone is doing it out of anger, you have to,
1:12.7	you can't love them anymore.
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