COCKTAILS AND TAKEAWAYS

Joyce is joined by the one and only Madison B — Bermuda-born content creator, influencer, and now recording artist making serious waves in the UK music scene. From growing up on a tiny island where everyone knows everyone, to landing in Britain, being told she sounds British, and quietly building a career that refuses to be put in a box — Madison B is one of those people you just need to sit with and listen to. We get into everything. Her upbringing in Bermuda and what that culture really looks like from the inside. The experience of going to a private school, learning Spanish, and then navigating UK university life. What it actually means to transition from influencing to music — the real version, not the polished one. And of course, the conversations that always end up in the comment section: Bermuda men, girl tribes, spontaneous friendships, star signs (she doesn't believe in them, by the way), and why Afrobeats just isn't her thing. We also get into gatekeeping — and why Madison thinks we should bring it back. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

Madame Joyce is joined by the iconic Mariam Musa for an episode that covers Love Island, the UK's ongoing phone snatching crisis, BMW drivers, Maya Jama's new chapter and the kind of real talk that only happens when two women who genuinely have each other's back sit down and let it go. We got into why Love Island might genuinely be the new industry cheat code, how reality TV stars are becoming some of the most recognisable faces in the UK, and the advice we’d give to the newest Love Island contestants before the internet gets to them Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

In this episode, Madame Joyce sits down with Psychotherapist Vanessa Boachie for one of the most raw, real, and necessary conversations to ever hit this podcast.We're talking about the things most of us feel every single day but never have the language for — burnout that won't go away, heartbreak that lives in the body, low self-worth that quietly shapes every decision you make, and the childhood wounds you didn't even know you were still carrying. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2026

In today’s episode, things get REAL 😭🔥After my viral take on Klay Thompson and Megan Thee Stallion, the internet has been in absolute CHAOS—and yes, they’ve been trolling me heavy 💀But let’s be clear… I said what I said, and I’m NOT taking it back 🤷🏽‍♀️ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2026

This week Joyce sits down with Enitan for the most important hair conversation Black women have been waiting for. This is not another wash day tutorial. This is the science, the truth and the uncomfortable realities about why our hair is not growing — and what we can actually do about it.Enitan breaks down the difference between a hair coach, a hair stylist and why knowing which one you need could change everything for your hair journey. She then opens up about her own relaxer journey and gets into the real conversation about whether relaxers should be eradicated entirely — including the hormonal damage most women are never warned about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2026

In this episode, Joyce discusses women dating men in prison, the “bad boy” obsession, and why some people are choosing chaos over common sense. From men wearing wigs to mandem borrowing clothes, and girls choosing sew-ins over natural looks… what is really going on?We also get into the obsession with perceived value — are people more focused on looking rich than actually building anything meaningful? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2026

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Transcribed - Published: 12 March 2026

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Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2026

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Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2026

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Transcribed - Published: 4 February 2026

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Transcribed - Published: 3 February 2026

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Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2026

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Transcribed - Published: 21 January 2026

In this special Christmas episode, Joyce discusses Christmas card etiquette, Bad Christmas food, protein hierarchy and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 January 2026

In this episode, Madame Joyce discusses her first few days in Lagos from Lekki Conservation Centre to Nike Art Gallery. THE C&T LINE IS BACK! Hey Bad Boys and Girls, after a long break the C&T Line is back! We want to hear your dilemmas, AITA, Storytimes, or anything you think would be a great addition to the show! If you guys would like to be involved in the show, contact us on '+447542958286’ Via WhatsApp for a chance to be featured! FOLLOW US ON SOCIALS   / cocktailsandtakeaways    / madamejoyce    / candtpodcast   FOLLOW MJ ON SOCIALS  / madamejoyce1    / madamexjoyce   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 January 2026

In this episode Amelia, Madeleine & Ysabelle from British girl group Say Now discuss how they met, hit single ’Supermarket’, pinch me moments & more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 December 2025

In this episode Teezee discusses ups and downs of artist management, sharing locations with your partner, running a business with family & more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 December 2025

In this episode Skyla discusses working with Wizkid and Drake, maintaining friendships, dating life & more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 26 November 2025

In this episode Joyce discusses Detty December ticket prices, Only Fans creators mental health, Disrespectful Pastors & more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 19 November 2025

In this episode Moliy discusses the backstory to viral song ’Shake it to the Max’, Lessons learnt in last four years, her upbringing & more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 November 2025

In this episode Shenseea discusses her dating life, building confidence, cooking skills & more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 29 October 2025

In this episode Shank Comics discusses Issues he faces with his Nigerian Passport, dating life, Detty December 2026 and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

In this episode Boj gives us an exclusive on his new album 'Duplicity', discusses Nigerians born in UK vs Nigeria, wild fan experiences & more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

In this birthday special Madame Joyce discusses overcoming the need to people please, reflects on her past and future self, the state of the London dating scene and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

In this episode Joyce discusses friends who share your secrets, breaking the Guiness World Record, Nando's dirty secrets & more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

In this episode Nasty C discusses South Africa hotspots, romance life, latest album ‘Free’ and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 17 September 2025

In this episode Odeal discusses his skincare routine, living in multiple countries, restarting music from the beginning and more! WATCH THE EXTENDED VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON PATREON🎉:https://www.patreon.com/madamejoyce Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2025

In this episode Jeleel discusses his experience with London girls, getting cheated on, taking over UK’s FYP page and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 September 2025

In this episode Joyce discusses Netflix’s reality TV show 'Love is Blind UK’. She dives into each couple breaking down their relationships and situationships! WATCH THE EXTENDED VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON PATREON 🎉:https://www.patreon.com/madamejoyce Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2025

In this episode Joyce discusses how to get over your ex, ways to improve your dating pool, her new relationship and more! FEATURE ON THE SHOW:If you guys would like to be involved in the show, contact us on '+447542958286’ Via WhatsApp for a chance to be featured! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2025

In this episode Joyce discusses Emmanuel's BBQ, a patient crazy in love with her psychiatrist, listens to your dilemmas and more! FEATURE ON THE SHOW:If you guys would like to be involved in the show, contact us on '+447542958286’ Via WhatsApp for a chance to be featured! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

In this episode Joyce discusses white people clubbing, Love Island couples, wedding planning and more! FEATURE ON THE SHOW:If you guys would like to be involved in the show, contact us on '+447542958286’ Via WhatsApp for a chance to be featured! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2025

In this episode Benzothe1st discusses backstory behind viral moncler video, dating life before vs after fame, Michael Jackson era and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 July 2025

In this episode Wohdee discusses her music genesis, Issues with Birmingham, Petty antics & more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

In this episode Darkoo discusses her latest EP ‘$exy Girl $ummer’, dealing with PTSD, Dating life and more! BUY TICKETS TO THE LIVE SHOW AFTER PARTY HERE:https://bit.ly/40qLLJt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

In this episode Tarryn and Clairise discuss winning a BET Award, South Africa hotspots, their origin story & more! BUY TICKETS TO THE LIVE SHOW AFTER PARTY HERE:https://bit.ly/40qLLJt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

In this episode Amaarae discusses the Azonto era, favourite TV shows, her new upcoming album ‘Black Star’ and more! BUY TICKETS TO THE LIVE SHOW HERE:https://bit.ly/40qLLJt Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2025

In this episode Sayo discusses parental accountability, how to love yourself, French guys & more! WATCH AN EXTENDED VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON PATREON! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 25 June 2025

In this episode soft domme Latiesha Jones discusses weirdest items sold to men, getting scammed, balancing her work and relationship and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 18 June 2025

In this episode Klaudia aka wavyute discusses receiving a fake LV bag as a gift, crying on social media, nicknames in the bedroom & more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 June 2025

In this episode global ICON Ciara discusses how to love yourself, embracing singleness & Ten to One Rum drink! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 4 June 2025

In this episode Valiant discusses crazy fan experiences, ugly Jamaican men and his latest EP project “Prove Them Wrong" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 May 2025

In this episode, Joyce gives us the debrief on her recent trip to Nigeria, calls out people who show up to wax appointments dirty, and shares why summer 2025 is going to be the best one yet! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 May 2025

In this episode Chloe discusses the Love Island stigma, physical vs emotional cheating, internet backlash and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 May 2025

In this episode Renee discusses who she doesn’t like in the media industry, getting arrested multiple times, suger daddies and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 May 2025

In this episode, Sophiology opens up about her previous relationship, the pros of cosmetic surgery, cancel culture, and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 30 April 2025

In this episode PK Humble discusses how life has changed after appearing on Netflix series ‘Inside’, eating disco kitty, Congolese PR and more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 April 2025

In this episode Teedra discusses how to become confident, remain sexy whilst aging & Nas crush! SIGN UP FOR MJ'S SIP & GIST HERE:https://boxpark.co.uk/events/madame-joyce-presents-sip-gist-bottomless-brunch/?locations=shoreditch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 April 2025

In this episode Joyce discusses Cherry eating at Usher’s concert, party holidays, PDA (public display of affection) & more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 April 2025

In this episode Jessie discusses her latest album “Paid In Memories”, wildest DM’s, star signs to avoid & more! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Transcribed - Published: 2 April 2025