Madame Joyce talks Christmas gifting disasters, Christmas dinner hierarchy and festive food ranking
COCKTAILS AND TAKEAWAYS
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4.8 • 615 Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What is good, my good people? |
| 0:01.3 | It's your girl, Madam Joyce in the Bizzle back again. |
| 0:04.9 | Tell her friend. |
| 0:05.7 | It's been another week, long time they speak. |
| 0:08.4 | Merry, Merry, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas. |
| 0:20.0 | Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. What this beat is that? Come on, guys, guys. What the hell? Was it given? That was banging. Was it banging? Oh my God, no, oh my God, did I doubt myself? Guys, I'm so sorry. Wait, should we do it again? No, let's keep rolling. Guys, Merry Christmas. No, I want to do it again. The moment's gone. The moment's gone. Yeah, yeah, we'll keep going. Oh, man. Guys, Merry Christmas. Oh my God. I cannot believe it is another year of Christmas at C&T. I'm so excited. First of all, who loves my Christmas jumper? I think this is the best one I've worn. Really? Has he got this for me? Because obviously, next day delivery wasn't eating. To be it wasn't even that. No. I went on ASOS and I didn't find ones like, I don't know about you guys, but I went on ASOS. I went to find a Christmas jumper and they weren't too enough. I hear it. They were very like demure Christmas jumpers like it wasn't given like |
| 1:16.3 | snowman it wasn't given like like kiddie bop type of Christmas jumper which is what I want. |
| 1:22.6 | I want to feel like a child on Christmas day but it was given more like Christmas jumper but demure. So anyways, has he got this from Primark? And I absolutely love it. Love Primony. Do you know what? Let's get the Christmas spirit up, guys. Get up. Get up. I'm sure like, I just feel like Christmas spirit. Are we just getting old? Is this how it feels to be a parent? |
| 1:47.7 | Because I remember when I was younger and Christmas was like, I've got Christmas, oh my God, Christmas, |
| 1:51.3 | like when it was in school, we used to give out like, |
| 1:55.2 | cards and shit. |
| 1:56.4 | Do you remember in school? |
| 1:58.0 | When you, like, getting a Christmas card |
| 1:59.6 | was a big deal in school. |
| 2:02.4 | I remember when my mom used to buy the Christmas pack. And I feel like, I feel like |
| 2:08.2 | Christmas cards at school was a wealth indicator. Because those that had money, if you see |
| 2:17.1 | that Christmas cards, the Christmas cards that they brought to school with the glitter, with the, they have bedazzle jewelry on it, poe, blah, like, I remember my mom bought a pack of Christmas cards from Power Shop here, and it was just like plain Christmas card. |
| 2:33.7 | No glitter. You know when they do |
| 2:35.0 | glitter and it's like there's snow on it and then they put the white glitter so it's like white glitter. Like if your parent is serious about a Christmas card, that's the kind of Christmas card that's the kind of Christmas card that you buy for your parent. My parent on the other had like we were managed to ourselves and my mom bought the plain one. And I remember looking at it, I figured this fucking, like, what, what my good? |
| 2:52.3 | How am I going to impress the big boys at school with this card did you give your Christmas card to everybody no you didn't do that again Christmas cards is also a wealth and social status indicator because not everybody could Christmas cards there's only 12 in the pack there's 20 students not everyone. Not even one can get one. Do you understand? But that's how you want it though. That's how you want the kids that don't get it to feel some type of weight. 100% I'm not even going to lie. Yeah. It's status. Especially if you're someone of status, like if you were the top Julio, the top Don Julio at school And then somebody did not get you a Christmas card, that person is feeling, wow, why am I not part of the gang? Why am I not cool enough to get a Christmas card from the head honcho? The head honcho. If you don't like the person and the person is just begging and you're just, you're not going to hang that card on the rope. You know, at back at home, hanged cars. And you're not going to, why would I hang your card on the rope? |
| 3:42.0 | You're not even that girl. |
| 3:56.9 | You're not even that guy. You're just a fan at school. You guys were, I just need to. You guys got monsters at school. Excuse me, you don't get it. Was you the cool girl at school, has he? No, I was a bit of an emo Was you, I mean |
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