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COCKTAILS AND TAKEAWAYS

Madame Joyce Talks Detty December, Labels, Lagos Traffic and more!

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🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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In this episode, Madame Joyce discusses her first few days in Lagos from Lekki Conservation Centre to Nike Art Gallery.


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0:00.0

What is good, my good people? It's your girl, Madam Joyce, in the Bizzle back again, tell her friend. It's been another week, long time, no speak. Obviously, you're not used to this. This is a different scene. This is a different setup because Mama's in a different location. I am in Lagos, baby. Yeah, it is Dirty December. And you know what? Yeah, I have done 30 December. This is my third 30 December.

0:24.0

And every time I come back, I have so much to say.

0:28.6

And everything happens while it's happening.

0:30.2

And then when I get back to London, I forget.

0:34.4

So I said, no, this year, this year, we need to give it to you.

0:35.7

Chicken and stew.

0:40.8

Live old, rain or snow. Summertime is is here have no fear mj's filming let's be my clear listen listen guys dirty december is is it's like happening right now i'm currently

0:50.3

in my air bambi um in lagos, trash. When I saw the pictures, it was

0:58.1

eaten. When I saw the parlor, I was like, yeah, this is, this is my type of style. And usually,

1:02.8

I usually have really, really nice Airbnbs that I stay in. But for some reason, this one,

1:07.7

it's just not giving. If I show you upstairs, you'll be upset. The pain on the

1:12.2

walls is peeling off. It smells damp. And I'm not going to lie, guys, both the beds have sinks in

1:22.5

them. They both have dents in them. So I'm having to sleep on one side of the bed like i can't sleep in the

1:29.6

middle because in the middle there's a big there's a big deep uh hall so i'm having to either sleep on

1:36.4

either side this is not the life of a bad be and let me tell you something guys i paid two how much

1:42.2

i paid i paid 350 000 per night for this apartment 350 000

1:48.3

no 300 yeah it was 350 000 000 250 000 000 is like maybe a hundred and eighty pound a night

1:56.2

for a bed that sinks for lights that flicker guys i don't know if you can hear my engine right now,

2:01.7

yeah. My generator sounds like, you know, when the airplane is, a helicopter is going past

2:09.0

a field, it is that loud. I was shocked at the Airbnb prices this year. When I first started doing my dirty december, I was upset to even spend anything over

2:21.8

a hundred pound for Airbnb. Airbnb's are going for 200,300 pound a night.

2:29.5

Those are London prices.

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