4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2025
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Originally Aired September 8, 2025: We congratulate our pal Zach Parise on making the American Hockey Hall of Fame. Workplace disasters. Everything you ever wanted to know about leg shortening operations.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey podcast pals. |
| 0:01.3 | Dana here to give you a friendly reminder before we get to our award-winning podcast |
| 0:05.5 | that now is the best time to get your furnace tuned up before we take a shot to the face |
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| 0:11.7 | My pals at standard heating and air conditioning currently have same day and next day openings, |
| 0:16.8 | but they won't last long. |
| 0:18.1 | By the time October rolls around, if your furnace craps out, |
| 0:21.8 | you'll be freezing your private parts off |
| 0:23.8 | while dealing the side eye from your significant other |
| 0:26.3 | and pets for not calling sooner. |
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| 0:38.9 | The 93X-Hast morning show. |
| 0:42.9 | Ninety-three air. 539 in the godforsaken a.m. |
| 1:03.4 | On a Monday morning, that just blows. |
| 1:07.5 | So far you've said nothing could. |
| 1:09.5 | That's just the worst time and the worst day. Welcome to the 93x |
| 1:14.6 | half-ass morning show. Look at you. Out there in the listening audience, you look just great. |
| 1:22.2 | I'm sure you feel like a million bucks too. Here we go. Here we. Cubby, I shut her down last night. Oh, I'd say around 10 o'clock. |
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