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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired September 8, 2025: We congratulate our pal Zach Parise on making the American Hockey Hall of Fame. Workplace disasters. Everything you ever wanted to know about leg shortening operations. 
 
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey podcast pals.

0:01.3

Dana here to give you a friendly reminder before we get to our award-winning podcast

0:05.5

that now is the best time to get your furnace tuned up before we take a shot to the face

0:10.3

with cold Minnesota weather.

0:11.7

My pals at standard heating and air conditioning currently have same day and next day openings,

0:16.8

but they won't last long.

0:18.1

By the time October rolls around, if your furnace craps out,

0:21.8

you'll be freezing your private parts off

0:23.8

while dealing the side eye from your significant other

0:26.3

and pets for not calling sooner.

0:28.0

So give standard heating and air conditioning in a call today.

0:30.8

Check this out.

0:31.5

You can save up to 70 bucks on your tune-up with standard heating.

0:34.5

Visit standardheating.com.

0:36.5

That's standardheeding.com to book today.

0:38.9

The 93X-Hast morning show.

0:42.9

Ninety-three air. 539 in the godforsaken a.m.

1:03.4

On a Monday morning, that just blows.

1:07.5

So far you've said nothing could.

1:09.5

That's just the worst time and the worst day. Welcome to the 93x

1:14.6

half-ass morning show. Look at you. Out there in the listening audience, you look just great.

1:22.2

I'm sure you feel like a million bucks too. Here we go. Here we. Cubby, I shut her down last night. Oh, I'd say around 10 o'clock.

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