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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Meat Whistle

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired September 9, 2025: World renowned TV reporter Janel Klein. Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Everything you ever wanted to know about cocaine feces. 
 
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey podcast pals.

0:01.3

Dana here to give you a friendly reminder before we get to our award-winning podcast

0:05.5

that now is the best time to get your furnace tuned up before we take a shot to the face

0:10.3

with cold Minnesota weather.

0:11.7

My pals at standard heating and air conditioning currently have same day and next day openings,

0:16.8

but they won't last long.

0:18.1

By the time October rolls around, if your furnace craps out,

0:21.8

you'll be freezing your private parts off

0:23.8

while dealing the side eye from your significant other

0:26.3

and pets for not calling sooner.

0:28.0

So give standard heating and air conditioning in a call today.

0:30.8

Check this out.

0:31.5

You can save up to 70 bucks on your tune-up with standard heating.

0:34.5

Visit standardheating.com.

0:36.5

That's standardheating.com to book today.

0:39.2

The 93X.

0:40.5

The 903Hare.

0:43.4

The Tuesday show.

0:57.4

Welcome everyone.

0:59.5

Everyone and even all of y'all are welcome to join us for today's attempt at the 93X half-fast morning show.

1:09.2

Oh, for a big ball game on television last night. Are you happy, Josh? Yeah, very happy. You love that pro football. You love the Vikings. I sure do. Actually, you know, A. Isley asked me a question, our artificial intelligence, Ashley, as our real Ashley is on maternity leave. And I didn't know how to answer it.

1:28.6

Dana, it's more for you.

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