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🗓️ 5 September 2025
⏱️ 160 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey podcast pals. |
| 0:01.3 | Dana here to give you a friendly reminder before we get to our award-winning podcast |
| 0:05.5 | that now is the best time to get your furnace tuned up before we take a shot to the face |
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| 0:18.1 | By the time October rolls around, if your furnace craps out, |
| 0:21.8 | you'll be freezing your private parts off |
| 0:23.8 | while dealing the side eye from your significant other |
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| 0:38.9 | the 93x half-assed morning show 9033 air welcome folks welcome and thank you kindly for being there for the Friday model of the 93x half-ass morning show. |
| 1:03.7 | Don't let anybody tell you these four-day work weeks can't wear you down the same way as a five-day or can. |
| 1:10.1 | Josh looks like garbage already. Don't let anyone tell you that a four-day work week can't wear you down and turn the screws the same way a five-dayer can do. Are you all right, Josh? Me? I'm doing okay. Oh, it's sleepy in here for sure. Oh, you look like you could use a nap. |
| 1:28.9 | Yeah, this is news to me. |
| 1:30.0 | I didn't know I looked that bad. |
| 1:26.5 | I think you look great, Josh. And I'll be carrying this with me the rest of the weekend, probably. Runa's weekend before it even started. Look like you could use a nap. Nick and I walked in at the same time today this morning and Nick said something like, |
| 1:28.4 | isn't this great? |
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