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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2025

⏱️ 160 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired September 5, 2025: Our Vikings pal Andrew DePaola. Rent a scary person. Everything you ever wanted to know about vasectomy punch-cards. 
 
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey podcast pals.

0:01.3

Dana here to give you a friendly reminder before we get to our award-winning podcast

0:05.5

that now is the best time to get your furnace tuned up before we take a shot to the face

0:10.3

with cold Minnesota weather.

0:11.7

My pals at standard heating and air conditioning currently have same day and next day openings,

0:16.7

but they won't last long.

0:18.1

By the time October rolls around, if your furnace craps out,

0:21.8

you'll be freezing your private parts off

0:23.8

while dealing the side eye from your significant other

0:26.3

and pets for not calling sooner.

0:28.0

So give standard heating and air conditioning in a call today.

0:30.8

Check this out.

0:31.5

You can save up to 70 bucks on your tune-up with standard heating.

0:34.5

Visit standardheating.com.

0:36.5

That's standardheating.com to book today

0:38.9

the 93x half-assed morning show 9033 air welcome folks welcome and thank you kindly for being there for the Friday model of the 93x half-ass morning show.

1:03.7

Don't let anybody tell you these four-day work weeks can't wear you down the same way as a five-day or can.

1:10.1

Josh looks like garbage already. Don't let anyone tell you that a four-day work week can't wear you down and turn the screws the same way a five-dayer can do. Are you all right, Josh? Me? I'm doing okay. Oh, it's sleepy in here for sure. Oh, you look like you could use a nap.

1:28.9

Yeah, this is news to me.

1:30.0

I didn't know I looked that bad.

1:26.5

I think you look great, Josh. And I'll be carrying this with me the rest of the weekend, probably. Runa's weekend before it even started. Look like you could use a nap. Nick and I walked in at the same time today this morning and Nick said something like,

1:28.4

isn't this great?

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