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Baby Geniuses

Zach Sherwin / Sean Keane

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2017

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! First things first: Go buy a Chunch shirt and go see Emily on tour this summer! lisahanawalt.threadless.com and emilyheller.tumblr.com respectively. On today’s episode, Lisa has a frustrating online purchase experience. Also on today’s episode, Emily has a frustrating customer service experience. On Chunch Chat, Martha has been doing some garden tours and showing off Banchunch. Emily gives Lisa a Chunch themed gift. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for “Curse of the Colonel,” which refers to an urban legend regarding a reputed curse placed on the Japanese Kansai-based Hanshin Tigers baseball team by deceased KFC founder and mascot Colonel Harland Sanders. We welcome Zach Sherwin, who has a fun KFC connection. On Expert Hour, we are joined by professional paid protestor Winston James. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Zach Sherwin Sean Keane

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys it's Lisa. I'm here to tell you that we now have Ben Chun shirts available.

0:05.0

If you'd like to buy a shirt or sweater or baseball tea,

0:08.1

you can go to Lisa Hanna-Walt dot threadless.com and order one today.

0:12.1

Thanks.

0:13.0

Hey guys, it's Emily from Baby Geniuses.

0:15.0

I'm going on tour and I want you to come see me perform.

0:18.0

I'll be in Montreal, July 25th and 26th as part of Just for Laps.

0:23.0

I'll be in Dublin, Ireland, July 28th through 30th at the Votaphone Comedy Festival.

0:29.0

I'll be in Amsterdam on August 9th, think at Boom Chicago not confirmed yet but I think it will be

0:36.7

I'll be in Toronto August 10 through 12th at comedy bar I'll be in Fort Worth, Texas at the Amphibian Stage, August 22nd through 26th.

0:46.0

I'll be in Burlington, Vermont, September 28th through 30th at the Vermont Comedy Club.

0:51.0

I'll be in Bloomington, Indiana, October 5th through 7th at the Comedy comedy club I'll be in Bloomington Indiana

0:52.9

October 5th through 7th at the comedy attic

0:55.0

I'll be in Arlington Virginia

0:56.2

November 9th through 11th at Arlington draft house and I'll be in

0:58.9

San Francisco California December 21st through 23rd.

1:01.8

I'm all my dates are on my Tumblr, Emily Heller.

1:05.1

Tumblr.com and I'm gonna add more as they come in,

1:07.6

but you should go see me.

1:10.0

Thanks guys.

1:11.2

A billion years ago, there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts,

1:15.6

threw all the planets in place, there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus, but planet Earth was

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