Nick Thune / Becky Robinson

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2017

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Have you seen Emily on tour this summer? Go do it if you live near a city! Have you bought a Ban Chunch shirt yet? Go buy one, unless you live somewhere that doesn’t have a post office. In that case, you probably have other things to worry about. On today’s episode, we struggle with impulse control. Also, we answer a difficult question from a listener. On Wiki of the Week, we read the section from the Wikipedia page for “Squatting Position,” titled, “Hunkerin’.” It was so popular it was suggested to world leaders to solve their problems! We welcome Nick Thune, who just got off tour with Emily. He has a really fun early career story about working in reality TV. On Expert Hour, we are joined by fast food refrigeration expert Tony Jacaloni-Stein.

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0:00.0	Hey guys it's Lisa. I'm here to tell you that we now have Ben Chun shirts available.
0:05.1	If you'd like to buy a shirt or sweater or baseball tea you can go to Lisa
0:08.9	Hannahwalt dot threadless.com and order one today. Thanks.
0:13.0	Hey guys it's Emily from Baby Geniuses.
0:15.0	I'm going on tour and I want you to come see me perform.
0:18.0	I'll be in Amsterdam on August 9th at Boom Chicago.
0:22.0	I'll be in Toronto, August 10th through 12th at
0:24.4	comedy bar. I'll be in Fort Worth, Texas at the amphibian stage, August 22nd
0:29.8	through 26th. I'll be in Burlington, Vermont, September 28th through 30th at the Vermont
0:35.3	Comedy Club. I'll be in Bloomington, Indiana, October 5th through 7th at the
0:38.8	Comedy Attic. I'll be in Arlington, Virginia, November 9th through 11th at Arlington
0:42.4	Draft House, and I'll be in San Francisco,
0:44.2	California, December 21st through 23rd.
0:46.6	All my dates are on my Tumblr, Emily Heller. Tumblr.com and I'm going to add more as they come
0:51.2	in, but you should go see me. Thanks guys. A billion years ago there
0:56.1	was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts through all the planets in
0:59.9	place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus, but planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses
1:07.0	Baby geniuses.
1:10.0	We know everything.
1:11.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses. We know everything
1:17.4	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know. Hello babies! Welcome to baby
1:22.3	geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. Thanks for listening to our show. It's a hot one. Like 40 inches from the midday sun. Is that how that goes? I don't know yeah that song it really has a lot more
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