Andrew Ti / Jon Daly

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2017

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Summer is in full effect! Emily overdid it at Disney’s California Adventure and threw up, which ranks as the third most interesting thing to do at Disney's California Adventure. Lisa has a hot take on Josh Gadd and Ed Sheeran. Can they really be as bad as we want them to be? Also on the episode, we discuss the rules of karaoke and which fictional characters (specifically animated) were the most horny-inducing. On Chunch Chat, Lisa made some Banchunch shirts! Go buy one at lisahanawalt.threadless.com . On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for “Lapland New Forest,” which was a Christmas-themed park that existed for a brief period in December 2008, near Ringwood, Hampshire, UK. The park really captures the disappointment that a lot of people feel during the holidays. We welcome Andrew Ti, who spends a lot of time arguing with creationists and racists online. On Expert Hour, we are joined by television superstar and author Kelsey Grammer. Emily Heller Lisa Hanawalt Andrew Ti Jon Daly

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses,
0:22.0	tell us something we don't know
0:26.4	I was about to burp hello babies I didn't burp I don't have to I wish I could
0:32.3	wait no I didn't burp I don't have to I wish I could wait no I can't I can't let's just spend the intro just trying I feel like fake
0:38.8	burp sounds are grosser than real burp sounds becausep sounds like you're gagging yourself.
0:44.0	Yeah.
0:45.0	Uh, what come the baby genius says, I'm Emily?
0:48.0	I'm Lisa, sorry for that gross beginning if you're new.
0:51.0	Oh man, but uh...
0:52.0	But that's kind of our deal. Speaking of gagging yourself I went to sorry I'm just going to jump right into this. I went to Disney's California adventure a couple weeks ago and got really sick and threw up when I came home.
1:07.0	Too many rides? I ate too much and I got high on weed and then I got sun sick and then I threw up when I got home.
1:16.3	I'm kind of glad I said no when you invited me.
1:19.2	I mean that might not have happened if you had come.
1:21.7	So really it's your fault.
1:23.0	Because I could have monitored your behavior.
1:24.6	Yeah.
1:25.6	Emily.
1:26.6	Slow down.
1:27.6	Can I just say though we went to go see a play, they do like a live play of frozen there three times a day. I mean the main
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