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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Music, Comedy

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 9, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. There ARE stupid questions, and a lot of you ask them. Everything you wanna know about Dana's neck fart. 

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0:00.0

Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there.

0:02.5

Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.4

And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

0:24.3

And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love.

0:27.0

And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time

0:31.0

to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning.

0:36.1

Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X.

0:38.8

Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.

0:43.0

The 93X half-assed morning show.

0:46.7

Ninety-three.

0:47.9

Air. That's a special thing.

1:03.0

A special, special thing to be able to start another work week together with our listening audience as a family.

1:12.9

Welcome to the 93X Half-F Fast Morning Show. Was it the best weekend of your life? We sure hope so. What do you think, Josh? You down

1:20.5

or what? I'm totally down. Yeah, I had a weekend where I did next to nothing, which is usually

1:27.1

my favorite type of weekend. Yeah, same here. Stayed inside. Or I guess stayed in the surrounding area of my house because I went outside a couple times. It was nice. You stayed in the surrounding areas of your house. Yeah, I don't want to lie and say that I stayed inside the whole time. Is it because of your ankle monitor?

2:02.2

I'm just going to say, it sounds like it's court ordered. Exactly. I can only go so far. I can't even go to the mailbox. I did a tour of the house just to pick up all the garbage that accumulated over the winter. I thought about that. And then... Thought about it, never got around to it. You did it? Yeah. I stared at it out the window.

2:02.2

This is a difficult time of year because... And then... Thought about it, never got around to it. You did it? Yeah. I stared at it out the window.

2:09.2

This is a difficult time of year because when the snow melts, it exposes everything you didn't get done in the fall.

2:12.0

Yeah, I wasn't looking forward to that.

2:14.6

Actually, I was outside a couple days ago.

2:16.9

In the surrounding area of your house?

2:18.1

Yes, exactly. And I noticed there was a bunch days ago. In the surrounding area of your house? Yes, exactly.

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