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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired March 9, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. There ARE stupid questions, and a lot of you ask them. Everything you wanna know about Dana's neck fart.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
| 0:31.0 | to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.0 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.7 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:47.9 | Air. That's a special thing. |
| 1:03.0 | A special, special thing to be able to start another work week together with our listening audience as a family. |
| 1:12.9 | Welcome to the 93X Half-F Fast Morning Show. Was it the best weekend of your life? We sure hope so. What do you think, Josh? You down |
| 1:20.5 | or what? I'm totally down. Yeah, I had a weekend where I did next to nothing, which is usually |
| 1:27.1 | my favorite type of weekend. Yeah, same here. Stayed inside. Or I guess stayed in the surrounding area of my house because I went outside a couple times. It was nice. You stayed in the surrounding areas of your house. Yeah, I don't want to lie and say that I stayed inside the whole time. Is it because of your ankle monitor? |
| 2:02.2 | I'm just going to say, it sounds like it's court ordered. Exactly. I can only go so far. I can't even go to the mailbox. I did a tour of the house just to pick up all the garbage that accumulated over the winter. I thought about that. And then... Thought about it, never got around to it. You did it? Yeah. I stared at it out the window. |
| 2:02.2 | This is a difficult time of year because... And then... Thought about it, never got around to it. You did it? Yeah. I stared at it out the window. |
| 2:09.2 | This is a difficult time of year because when the snow melts, it exposes everything you didn't get done in the fall. |
| 2:12.0 | Yeah, I wasn't looking forward to that. |
| 2:14.6 | Actually, I was outside a couple days ago. |
| 2:16.9 | In the surrounding area of your house? |
| 2:18.1 | Yes, exactly. And I noticed there was a bunch days ago. In the surrounding area of your house? Yes, exactly. |
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