Mother's Little Helper
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired March 10, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Time blindness. Everything you wanna know about driving people to military camp in Michigan.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
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| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.0 | The 93X have asked morning show. |
| 0:46.8 | Ninety-three air. |
| 1:02.9 | Well... Well, if I had come up with a way out of this, I would have used it by now. |
| 1:05.6 | But it's too late. |
| 1:06.6 | We've cracked the mics. |
| 1:07.4 | We're live. |
| 1:09.7 | Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 1:16.2 | The Tuesday flavor. we're live welcome to the 93x half-ass morning show the uh the Tuesday uh flavor of the half-ass morning show we love you we do i took ashley's little test already this morning did the rest of you |
| 1:24.6 | actually's test yes i did good you. Thank you very much. |
| 1:29.5 | A plus. |
| 1:30.9 | Ashley showed up with a test for all of us to take. |
| 1:34.8 | The questions are boring and very simple. |
| 1:40.2 | Right to the point. |
| 1:41.8 | But the results might be something we can use. |
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