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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 6 March 2026
⏱️ 148 minutes
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Originally Aired March 6, 2026: Next up, we'll talk about the primaries. Your wife is cheating on you... and it's awesome. Everything you wanna know about getting drunk with an 11 year old.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
| 0:31.0 | to replace it on your schedule with 0% financing from standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.0 | The 93X had a half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.7 | Ninety-three air. |
| 0:49.3 | Okay, guys, that's it. |
| 0:50.5 | Closing time. |
| 0:52.1 | All right. |
| 0:53.0 | I'm hard to believe 17 hours could slip by that quickly. |
| 0:56.0 | Good night, Sammy. |
| 0:58.0 | Don't forget, tonight we go off Daylight Savings Time. |
| 1:01.0 | We shouldn't change a clock. |
| 1:03.0 | 15 hours. |
| 1:04.0 | Two o'clock now. |
| 1:05.0 | So which ways it go? |
| 1:06.0 | At Spring Forward, fallback, Mr. Peterson. |
| 1:08.0 | I am confused by people who are thrown off by daylight savings time. |
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