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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 148 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired July 31, 2024: New hobbies for people in their 40's. A drunken threesome car crash. Everything you've ever wanted to know about extreme ironing.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.8	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	93. 3.
0:24.0	There.
0:25.0	What days?
0:26.0	It's Wednesday.
0:27.0	About halfway there?
0:28.0	Where?
0:29.0	Where? Until the weekend.
0:30.0	Hey a little fun fact about the Olympics, did you want to hear this?
0:32.0	This is actually a historic fact.
0:33.7	In ancient Greece, did you know that all Olympic athletes competed in the nude?
0:39.1	And to honor that tradition, that's how I plan on watching the Olympics.
0:42.4	Personally, as a fan of sports I think PDs should be legalized so at least we can keep tabs on it
0:47.4	but I think they need parameters to make it more interesting to us viewers.
0:50.6	Performance enhancing drugs should only be used in team sports and only on one
0:54.9	player and that player can only be used for five minutes at a time. You can't tell me there isn't
0:59.6	a sport on the face of the planet that wouldn't be better if you knew at any point in time the coach could just go
1:04.8	Yeah, fuck it released mongo and then
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