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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2024

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Originally Aired August 1, 2024: Ashley's sex paddle. Scottish Corpse Shortage. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the ice cream man.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half- Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:20.0	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:23.6	93-Hirsch.
0:26.6	Good morning!
0:27.8	Everyone gather round.
0:29.0	What day is it?
0:30.0	It's Thursday. And then suddenly it's the weekend.
0:32.0	We are officially in the dog days of summer,
0:35.0	which means I can finally bust out my slip and slide.
0:39.0	But this summer it's so hot you can't even make it down the slide without your nuts sticking to the
0:45.5	vinyl. Yes this summer the heat is kicking our ass more than usual and I can't believe I'm going to say this. I ask the Hawk to a girl to hit me in the forehead.
0:57.0	Yeah, it's Showtime.
1:00.0	Music has been taken out of this portion of the Half-ass Morning Show podcast for licensing reasons.
1:06.0	I hear you. Good morning and welcome to the Half- Fast Morning Show, the hot weather. Some love it, some hate it.
1:15.4	38 years ago yesterday, Josh, 38 years ago,
1:19.4	can't believe it.
1:20.9	38 years ago yesterday, it was 105 degrees in the friggin metro.
1:25.0	Yup.
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