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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2024

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired July 30, 2024: Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. Popular body modifications. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the steak bandits.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:19.2	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90, 3. Earth.
0:25.0	Good morning, everybody.
0:27.0	You look cheery and bright this morning.
0:29.0	I know you're going to have fun and make lots of good friends.
0:32.0	Yeah, and not fake friends, like guys whose wives are friends.
0:35.0	You have to get me that recipe.
0:37.0	Oh my God, the cookbook?
0:38.0	It's right in the kitchen.
0:39.0	Sports?
0:40.0	No. Movies?
0:41.0	No.
0:42.0	Hiking? Cars? No. Hiking?
0:43.0	Cars?
0:44.0	No.
0:45.0	Porn?
0:46.0	Yes! Can you have some other kind of party, one where you don't serve meat?
0:49.0	But all normal people love meat.
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