You (Might) Have A Phone Addiction

Good Children

Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella

Comedy

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

This week we talk about our very complicated relationship to the internet, dating back to the dawn of social media and all the way up to the present day, where it’s lowkey our entire livelihood (and what that means for our mental health). We also talk about the addictive quality of going viral and how we secretly compare ourselves to each other. What happens when you think don’t measure up to your best friend?

Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com

HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Are you all right?
0:06.8	Thank you for asking.
0:08.5	I've been better.
0:10.1	I've been better.
0:11.2	But I would say all right works.
0:13.8	But it would be like one L, not choose other words.
0:18.5	Yeah, because that's how you spell the word all right.
0:22.0	It depends on how I'm feeling.
0:23.9	Sometimes you're feeling entirely right.
0:26.8	Sometimes I'm feeling entirely left.
0:30.0	Left.
0:31.0	And right now you're just feeling all right.
0:33.0	Yeah.
0:33.8	In the way that means good.
0:35.4	Yeah.
0:36.4	Yeah, not in the way that speeds. You're all right. You're all on means good. Yeah. Yeah. Not in the way that speeds.
0:38.8	You're all right.
0:40.1	You're all on your right.
0:41.3	Yeah.
0:42.3	How are you feeling?
0:43.9	You know, you can talk shit about my hair all you want.
0:49.4	First of all, I know it looks crazy.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.