The Midwest Is the Europe of America

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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This week we bring you along for the ride of a lifetime as we talk through our most recent set of live shows in the midwest. From a rental car debacle that almost ended in disaster to an elevator experience some could describe as impossible, we made it through by the skin of our teeth and the synthetic fibers of our Chappell Roan wigs. Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM: @goodchildrenpod @joehegyes @andrewmuscarella FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK: @goodchildrenpod @bequietjoe @andrew_musky Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you need advice?
0:01.6	Do you want to ask some professionals for help?
0:04.9	Do you have a funny story to share?
0:06.9	That's short, maybe a minute and 30 seconds max?
0:09.7	Maximum.
0:10.8	You can call in to good children using the phone number 516-36-6-0-826.
0:17.1	You heard that right.
0:18.2	It's 516-366-0826. Call and leave a voicemail. Don't worry. No one picks up. So it's low pressure. Yeah. Don't feel stressed.
0:28.6	I miss you in a... What's the... Call me when you break up. I want to be the first thing on your mind when you wake up that's one's going to go out in history that one
0:38.7	was going to go out in history it's Joe because we've been really trying to perfect this harmony
0:42.6	for a while now I guess for a few days since the song has been out yeah I wish she gave us a raw cut
0:48.2	of the song I would I wish I wouldn't have necessarily any feedback I think that that Selena always, like, performs the way I'm expecting.
0:57.6	Powerhouse ballad.
0:59.5	I would be interested.
1:01.3	Mariah, Whitney Houston, Selena Gomez.
1:03.7	Adele.
1:04.5	Adele.
1:04.8	Adele.
1:05.2	Because I think that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:05.7	Yeah, yeah.
1:05.7	Yeah.
1:06.8	We've all seen Selena.
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