meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Good Children

Well, Well, Wellness

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Today we tackle wellness culture: from experiments in goop to cauliflower crust ending with some positive affirmations by Pharrell Williams.

Join the Patreon community for a brand new episode every Thursday night: patreon.com

HOSTS: Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella

EDITOR: Kenzie Edmondson

FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM:

@goodchildrenpod

@joehegyes

@andrewmuscarella

 FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK:

@goodchildrenpod

@bequietjoe

@andrew_musky

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

I didn't need to get into it. I was going to say I wish I could process cream cheese, but I can't.

0:04.6

But I stay having it. You know what I mean?

0:07.9

Did you have it today?

0:09.0

Yeah, of course I had a bagel. I had a bagel. And also this is another thing that I realized because this past like losing sight of facchillas because normally like a fagcatchi would just be like a little bit of oil and like maybe some like rosemary spray.

0:25.7

Now they're just pizzas and like we're just pretending like they're not.

0:28.8

And I had a faccachi this weekend.

0:30.2

I had broccoli.

0:31.6

Rigota, parmesan.

0:33.5

And it was thick and warm.

0:36.3

I'm sorry.

0:36.8

I'm out of breath talking about it.

0:38.1

It was delicious, but then the entire time I was like, I just had a pizza and I pretended

0:42.2

it.

0:42.5

It was like a pick me up.

0:45.0

But you have to think there's so many air bubbles in that.

0:47.0

It's like spongy.

0:47.9

Yeah, it's like eating air.

0:48.9

It's like eating celery.

0:50.1

It's like how celery is like 99% water.

0:52.7

Yeah, you're right. In a way, ficccia is like 99% water.

0:57.7

Ficccia is the celery of bread.

1:01.2

Yeah.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.