You'll Never Guess Who Gave These Drunken Commencement Speeches
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 7 May 2024
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert show. As a parent, this should be the easiest homework assignment you've ever had in your life. |
| 0:04.7 | bragging on your kids, right? |
| 0:06.1 | Oh yeah, it's easy to do, to the point that people are probably nauseated by how much you can drag on them. |
| 0:11.3 | So if you have a student that is a senior this year, we urge you to call |
| 0:18.0 | 404 954, 1360 and just give your senior a shout out and tell them how much you love them and how proud you are of them. |
| 0:26.5 | We got our first round calls yesterday. |
| 0:28.6 | I want to shout out my son Anthony Muncius who's graduating May 23rd from North |
| 0:34.5 | Gwynette High School located in Swani. Just want to say that Poppy and I are |
| 0:38.3 | very proud of you more than you ever imagine. We know that school has always been |
| 0:42.4 | your struggle, but knowing |
| 0:43.7 | effort and time you put in is paid off the day you graduate will remind you of how hard you have |
| 0:49.4 | worked these past 12 years. We cannot express the love and support you have and will continue |
| 0:54.3 | have throughout college and your future career endeavors. Keep pushing forward your |
| 0:58.4 | dreams are coming through. We love you Anthony. |
| 1:00.3 | Say I have a daughter that's graduating this year from Beaufort High School. Her name is Lainey Nadiri. |
| 1:08.0 | Hey, it's mom. Giving my beautiful daughter, Hayley Hayes, a shout out and congratulations on |
| 1:14.5 | graduating from River Ridge High School in Woodstock, these Roll Tide Bound |
| 1:20.0 | on the University of Alabama. We're so proud of you, Haley. I love you. |
| 1:24.0 | And I'm Karen Loeira for Carter'sville City and she's graduating from Adairnville High |
| 1:30.0 | High School. And I think it goes without saying that if you get the shout out on the radio then you don't have to pay for their college. |
| 1:36.0 | That's how it works. |
| 1:38.4 | Sounds even. Is that a fair trade? |
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