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The Bert Show

We Might Have Failed At Breaking Cassie's Bad Luck Streak

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Kristin's not good at two things, setting people up on dates and smudging. We address her recent failure, and it has everything to do with smudging! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert show.

0:01.0

Whoa, life kind of sucks for Kowski, doesn't it?

0:04.0

Oh, she's just going through one of those cycles.

0:08.0

Look, man, we have been talking about this now for months, if not years.

0:12.0

But, Cassie is just going yeah life is peaks and valleys man.

0:15.7

It's one hell of a valley. You're the Grand Canyon baby. I'm in the Mariana

0:20.9

Trunch. Three years now of, I mean, you've had some good things happen.

0:27.0

Oh, absolutely.

0:28.0

But for the most part, there are large ticket items that have gone wrong in Cassie's life now over and over and over again in an extraordinary way for the last three years.

0:39.4

And we've been doing everything to try to get her out of this.

0:41.4

In fact, Kristen gave her a smudging last week.

0:44.0

Yeah, we went outside and we smudged and she gave me like a special shell with the ashes to put in my house and some crystals, which

0:52.0

I've done. And it's just nothing is, knock on wood, nothing is world ending yet, but it's just enough

0:58.5

to start chipping away at your soul and it feels personal.

1:02.6

Okay, so I mean, while you say that, I mean, there have been, I'm just going to throw around

1:07.4

some words over the last three years that are pretty devastating and we don't have to

1:11.0

get into them, but cancer cancer we've had injuries to you and your

1:16.4

husband yet not had only one or two or three trees fall through the roof of your house, five trees. I mean there's been

1:26.2

a lot the last couple of years. Yeah a couple of family members passing away

1:29.5

my dogs dying and then now it's just kind of like salt in the wound so

1:34.0

Kristen smudged me and I was like this is great I feel I feel free it's gonna work and

1:40.1

then for those that don't know what that is, that is nothing you would find on Porn Hub.

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