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Someone Broke The Golden Rule At The Met Gala

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

The Bert Show

0:02.0

To get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby.

0:05.0

It's the Bert Show's entertainment buzz.

0:08.0

The one rule about the Met Gala is you can't show up looking hot.

0:11.0

Oh, that was last night.

0:12.8

Yes.

0:13.8

I was watching the Tom Brady Roast.

0:17.0

I forgot all about it.

0:18.0

The biggest night in fashion that will only happen once a year.

0:21.2

You turned on Netflix to watch something you could watch any other night of the

0:24.8

year it was the biggest night of roasting.

0:28.8

So of course the Met Gala was last night of course course I was sitting on my phone refreshing refreshing

0:33.4

refreshing trying to look at everyone's outfit so I could judge them from the

0:37.2

comfort of my couch and my bike shorts and my oversized Falcon's t-shirt that's

0:41.8

covered in sweat.

0:43.0

But what I was saying is the one rule about the Mac Galle is you can't show up looking hot,

0:47.5

you gotta show up looking like art.

0:50.2

Yes.

0:51.2

And I feel like once again we had another trivial year where some people wanted to show up looking hot instead of looking like art and the the theme again

1:00.9

It's the garden of time and it's inspired by a short story that is basically like

1:06.7

rich people can't escape death and aging got you all right so so it wasn't

1:11.6

it wasn't really about florals if you really dig deeper into the theme, right?

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