YOU don't choose your Family with Kenny Sebastian | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 123

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to another edition of the Chrissy K.A.S. podcast. We are still here in Austin.
0:13.6	This is the Austin series of the Chrissy K.A.S. podcast. We came to Texas. You know me. I'm Chrissy State capitals.
0:19.8	I love the state capital and I'm doing this podcast just blocks away from the Texas state capital.
0:26.5	There's an AK-47 at the top of it and listen baby. You're in Texas. Where you're free. I'm wearing a USA jacket and people are giving me high fives.
0:34.9	They you don't even need this is this is the vaccine in Texas is you just put on the US flag or USA jacket and you're safe.
0:43.5	You're safe from
0:45.3	COVID you're safe from communism. You're safe from everything. The United, you know if I wore this jacket in New York
0:50.5	I might as well be wearing the ISIS flag. They do not support America in New York
0:54.7	but they do support America in Texas and that's why I thought
0:59.4	Speaker I wanted to do an American show and I thought let's get the Indian sensation Kenny Sebastian.
1:06.2	Yay. Thank you for having me Chris. Dude Kenny. First of all Kenny Sebastian. If that's your real name. I'll kill myself. That's your real name. Yeah. Give me a gun.
1:15.6	Okay, so the thing is like in India like the the
1:19.5	Christian missionaries came like a hundred years ago. Yeah, I was I get that was my I came that was me.
1:24.3	I was one of the Christians and they and they got to a bunch of us. Yes. Oh, we got you. You're you're one of us.
1:30.0	Yes, I'm a Christian. Now he's dude. So you know what you know what that he circumcised that's very rare. No, we're not circumcised. Let's see it.
1:38.2	Actually, it's funny. I didn't want to bring up the jacket because this is the first time I'm eating you. Yes. And I was like, oh, is this like
1:44.6	What do you usually do? But then it's like no, it's like a
1:48.0	I think let me tell you something right now Kenny. If you want to go ahead and you know, send me a gift with the with the jacket as the Indian flag
1:54.7	I wear that proudly as well. I believe if people want to transition sexually it is there right?
1:59.8	You feel like you're a man in a girl's body whatever you want to do. Well, guess what? I can be whatever nationality
2:05.3	I want to be I want to be Indian. Yeah, I'll go be Indian. I'm I'm Chrissy Calcutta. You know, it's funny because I thought we'll get into the laws
2:12.5	about India like much later, but immediately that there's a law against that. So Nina you can't disrespect the flag
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