Escaping a Cult with Moses Storm | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 122

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos, the Austin, Texas edition.
0:16.4	Okay. We've been in here. We've had a couple of apps. We sprinkled them in. I'm going to be
0:20.1	completely honest with you. I still believe I'm drunk from last night. So that's what's
0:26.4	happened is I don't really drink that much. And when I do, I kind of go off the rails. I
0:32.3	placed a $108 order from Jack in the box on Uber Eats and I didn't know. And then I was leaving
0:38.5	my hotel this morning and the receptionist was like, would you like your order from Jack in the
0:41.8	box? I said, what are you talking about? Are you schizophrenic? And she said, no, you've ordered
0:46.4	food last night. I got here at 5 a.m. I said, what did I order? She said, let me pull it up and
0:50.4	then she pulled out a receipt. She was like eight fish sandwiches, about $30 worth of French fries,
0:56.0	and a bunch of diet coaks. I was like, okay, I was like, well, you can have it. And she was like,
1:00.8	well, we're just throwing out. I was like, give it to the homeless. She was like, they wouldn't
1:04.9	eat this. So, and it's going to be great. And because listen, you guys know me. You know me, I don't
1:10.0	really drink. I don't know where the hell I even was last night. I don't know where I was last night,
1:14.4	but I know I'm, you know, it's not good. And I'm here doing one more podcast with a guest.
1:21.4	I'm very excited about because he has lived a crazy life. And I know that he's clinically insane.
1:26.8	And we don't know it yet, but as comics, we have intuition. And I know this man is insane.
1:34.5	Because you can't not be with the life that he's lived. And I'm very excited. And he's so
1:38.0	accurately described. I was trying to articulate how I feel in Austin and what I believe Austin
1:42.8	to be, even though it's a great comedy scene, a great place. And I've been trying for the last two
1:46.1	days to say, what is one word that encapsulates Austin and what it is? And my great guest came in.
1:51.7	And the first thing he said was the word I was looking for. He said, this city is a butthole.
1:56.9	And that's accurate. And it's Mr. Moses Storm folks. Moses Storm. Welcome to the show.
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