Sam has Tallent | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 124

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Sam Tallent! The two talk smoking crack, being married in comedy, how it is after you do the Joe Rogan Experience, fame is cancer, would you eat people?, Staten Island is KING, jerking off on the road, being in 4th place in your own life. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Take your freedom bells to the next level by going to Manscaped.com and get 20% off with free shipping with our discount code CHAOS. Get your independence back this independence day and unlock your confidence with MANSCAPED Find more balance, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. That’s better HELP—H - E - L - P—dot com slash CHAOS. https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&transaction_id=102e08af09fe014c7608200ba1ba2a&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=1422&utm_medium=Desktop&utm_content=&utm_term=chaos¬_found=1&gor=start Remember, get your next delicious bowl of guilt-free cereal at MagicSpoon.com/CHAOS and use the code CHAOS to save five dollars off. https://magicspoon.com/pages/partner?partner=chaos&utm_source=chaos&utm_medium=Podcast Ready for a good time without the guesswork? Order your THC products from MOOD today. And for 20% off your first order and FREE gummies, go to hellomood.com and use promo code CHAOS. o That’s HELLO M-O-O-D dot com, promo code CHAOS for 20% off your order and FREE gummies. CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.0	What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos. We're here. We're still in Austin.
0:44.0	Okay, the background, we are, we're not coming you live from a sushi restaurant, even though it feels that way.
0:49.0	We're in a sneaker store. They're selling sneakers, they're selling edibles.
0:53.0	I don't know what this is. It's some kind of front. We're on six street.
0:56.0	It's cash only for sure. It's cash only for sure. No, literally. I don't know if I'm paying for this space, if I'm not, if they have some type of information on me, I have no idea what's going on.
1:07.0	But we are coming to you live from Austin. Well, it's not live. You'll see this in about six weeks. Yeah.
1:12.0	But it's live right now and that's what matters. And what I like about Austin is there's a lot of people coming from all different places and gathering here.
1:24.0	It's like a, you know, it's like United Nations. It's everybody's coming to this city that is really gaining a lot of traction.
1:32.0	It's a, it's a, it's a blue city in a red state as they call it. I do believe that most probably, I would say it's the, this is the most probable place for a comedian to be killed on stage is in Austin.
1:46.0	And that's cool. And maybe it'll be me or maybe it'll be my guest, Sam talent.
1:52.0	That would only help my career. Yes, I was assassinated on stage and made a martyr for the cause of comedy.
1:57.0	Yeah. Your last words I would sell. I know your last words better be screaming your Patreon.
2:02.0	That's that better be it. No, it'll be, I should have been in the big room. Yeah.
2:08.0	I mean, with the last name like talent, right? Because that is not a stage name. No, not a black comic. I am not.
2:14.0	You're a white comic. So when you're a white comic, you're pretty certain that that's your real name. Right.
2:18.0	If I, if I would have been a black comic, it would have been like that boy talking run go tell up.
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