Yankees Bats, 'I'm A Brand', Blocking Roads | Monday Morning Podcast 3-31-25

Monday Morning Podcast

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🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Bill rambles about Yankees bats, 'I'm a brand', and blocking roads.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.1	It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, March 31st, 2025.
0:09.8	What's going on?
0:11.1	Oh, my God.
0:14.4	The month of March is almost over.
0:19.0	And then we move right into summer.
0:21.4	I feel like within a week, it's going to be 85, 90 fucking degrees out.
0:27.2	Might see one butterfly.
0:28.7	We'll see.
0:30.0	Anyway, tonight.
0:31.9	Tonight, tonight, tonight.
0:35.6	Oh, is that one of the fucking dumbest songs ever written?
0:40.2	I feel like that's all he says, the whole song.
0:43.8	Because tonight, tonight, tonight.
0:47.2	Oh, gonna make it right.
0:49.5	Tonight, tonight.
0:51.0	Jesus Christ, Phil.
0:52.1	Will you just testing the limits of your popularity?
0:55.9	And I love Phil Collins, Brand X, early 80s.
1:00.9	Right?
1:02.8	I don't care anymore.
1:04.9	That's the Phil Collins I like.
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