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Bill rambles about commercials, cops & protesters, and getting pulled over.
(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(32:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-27-25 Bill rambles about malls, Formula 1 and his shit-ass house.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ben Wendel - March
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0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. |
0:12.2 | What's going on? I'm obviously a little under the weather. I finally caught a colt going down to D.C. to do that gig for my buddy and then coming back. |
0:26.5 | My favorite expression in the world is no good deed goes unpunished. So that's what happens, you know? |
0:35.7 | I'm going to go down there. I'm going to do this fucking thing |
0:39.1 | because it's the right thing to do, and I owe this guy for all the things that he's done |
0:42.5 | for me. I'm going to go down there, God damn it, because that's the way I was raised. And what |
0:46.5 | happens? Right? And you do the good thing, right? And what does Mother Nature say oh look at you fucking running around like a little goody two |
0:54.9 | shoes well i got something for you here's a common cold give you the fucking right there fred |
1:00.3 | i will tell you though ever since i've discovered raw ginger and honey it doesn't get down in my throat |
1:06.1 | too too much i literally just woke up though that's why I sound like a fucking toad. |
1:14.8 | Anywho, I'm over hump day this week. |
1:19.6 | You know, this Broadway schedule is fucking cool. I actually like it a lot. |
1:24.7 | Come in Monday, you do one. Tuesday, you do another one. |
1:28.1 | And then Wednesday, you knock out two. And it's like, holy shit. |
1:30.4 | We've already done half the shows we need to do this week. |
1:32.1 | So Wednesday is still hump day. |
1:35.2 | And now today and tomorrow I got one show. |
1:36.7 | Look at me. |
1:38.7 | Footloose and fancy free. |
1:47.5 | And then Saturday, you know, you finish strung. Fucking with two shows. And then you got your day off. |
2:06.9 | Then you start all over again. It has been a ridiculous, ridiculous amount of fun. And I'm really enjoying watching all the other actors. They keep adding stuff, bringing stuff up, bringing stuff down, making different choices and stuff and just getting everything like super, super tight. |
2:12.4 | So on Monday is our opening night, the official night there. |
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