Opening Night, Baseball, Val Kilmer | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-3-25

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 32.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about opening night of Glengarry Glen Ross, the state of baseball, and Val Kilmer.

(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(35:47) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: u2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrd. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in on you. Just checking in on you.
0:10.6	See you now. Your week's going. Oh, Billy Freckles. Oh, Billy Freckles. Big news. Big news. I put on a pair of 34-inch jeans.
0:20.7	Legit ones. jeans, legit ones.
0:22.5	Old school cotton ones.
0:24.8	Not these new ones with the elastic waistband where you think you're a fucking 34 and you're actually like a 40.
0:31.7	You know?
0:32.5	Because they don't want you to know that your food supply is poison.
0:35.8	Because they can't give you the truth right they got
0:39.1	they still we're talking about these are 34s they still fucking fit so put these things on i'm not
0:48.2	going to let you i'm not going to act like these these jeans weren't a little tight i'm not going to
0:51.6	act like these things if i wore them for more than 20 minutes would not affect my mood for the day. But I was able to get them on. So this is, you know,
1:02.6	as much as I'm back here doing this play, this is my fat camp. So if I'm going to be away from
1:07.7	my family three out of four weeks out of the month, then I've got to get something positive out of this.
1:12.5	So I've just been going to the fucking, the big gay gym every fucking day.
1:22.7	By the way, that was been my stupid dad joke saying my gym is so gay it's spelled j i am but anyway uh underrated
1:37.2	going to a big gay gym because those fucking dudes are in ridiculous shape so you just like you know
1:43.2	they make you feel even worse about your goddamn dad bought so fucking dudes are in ridiculous shape. So you're just like, you know,
1:49.2	they make you feel even worse about your goddamn dad, bud. So I've been doing that.
2:07.2	And I've just been doing the play. And we got past opening night. So this whole thing has been just such a crazy trip. So you have your rehearsals, however long that is, get to know the cast, the director, everybody else on the show.
2:14.9	And then you have your first show, you know, eventually you move out of the rehearsal space and you go over to the theater. And then you have your first show, you know, eventually you move out of the
2:19.1	rehearsal space and you go over to the theater. And then that's when it starts getting exciting
2:23.7	and you start getting the butterflies going like, oh my God, we're actually going to do this.
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