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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 145 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired March 19, 2026: The return of Norwegian lungworm. The dangers of speed-twerking. Everything you ever wanted to know about Wiesblatt Syndrome.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there. |
| 0:02.5 | Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.4 | And no, it's not. These deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148. |
| 0:24.3 | And no, it's never too late to show your furnace of love. |
| 0:27.0 | And if your system is about to crash out like a five-seat against a 12, now's the time |
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| 0:36.1 | Go to standard heating.com and mention 93X. |
| 0:38.8 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:43.0 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.7 | Ninety three. |
| 0:48.7 | Air. All right, hang on to your ass. |
| 1:02.3 | Because we're live. |
| 1:05.1 | Live on a Thursday. |
| 1:06.8 | It's our pleasure to bring you a fresh edition of the 93x half-ass morning show you know who isn't |
| 1:13.8 | feeling very fresh today is ashley she's the regular female character on this here radio show |
| 1:19.2 | she's down again yeah i feel bad for her she just can't kick this thing whatever's going on |
| 1:24.6 | she's down and out she'll be taking a couple more days off. |
| 1:27.7 | Doctors orders, don't you know? |
| 1:29.7 | Got an appointment today. |
| 1:31.2 | She's hoping to get things figured out. She's pretty bummed. You know, it's funny, she was stressed that we would be disappointed in her somehow. And I had to tell yesterday, what are you going to do? You got all these doctors saying you got to go in, you got to take a day or two off just to kind of get better. |
| 1:45.2 | Yesterday it was obvious. |
| 1:46.4 | She was fading throughout the show. All these doctors saying you got to go in, you got to take a day or two off just to kind of get better. |
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