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Ninety-three.

On the first day of spring.

You know, I think that actually is the first day of spring. The first day of spring. Spring, of course. Huh? You know, spring? Rejuvenation, rebirth. Everything's blooming. All that crap. Spring break! Woo! Ladies and gentlemen. I'm an animal! A weekend. It's about time. First day of spring, he says, huh?

Oh, if that doesn't put a little lead in your pencil,

then I don't know how to help you's out.

Right here, we're dealing with the Friday edition of the 93X half-ass morning show.

The first day is spring, spring break?

Is this when high school and college kids are going off to get laid in Cancun and whatnot? I think, Dana, your wife is on spring break right now, right? Yeah, it all varies. But, yeah, my wife is on spring break right now. My son starts today. They had a grueling two-day school week this week. That's right. Those were the best. So he's off today. Where's he going? Well, right now he's at a buddy's house.

Is he too young to get on an airplane and go to Cancun to get late?

Yeah, there will not be any elaborate trip or anything like that.

If you're looking for a head count this morning, it seems that our friend Ashley is like Doc Holiday.

She wasn't quite as sick as she made out.

Ashley sets here in studio, the truth is, after the way you looked a couple days ago, we all thought you were as good as dead. I know. That was bad.

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