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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Music, Sports News

4.7972 Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 18, 2026: The return of Marcus Foligno of the Manbearpigs. Your coworker C-Section who avoids hard labor at all costs. Everything you ever wanted to know about the 1979 Odor Eaters Classic. 

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0:00.0

Well, hello to all the wonderful podcasters out there.

0:02.5

Wherever in the world you're listening right now, we truly appreciate it. Dana here. Yeah, I'm a sports junkie. I'm a wing lover and, of course, a smart club member because I trust my home comfort to standard heating the air conditioning, and I really think you should too. Right now, it's HVAC mania, and these deals will help offset the cost when your brackets get busted. You can score a $45 coupon on a furnace tune-up, normally $148.

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0:36.1

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0:43.0

The 93X half-ass morning show.

0:46.8

Ninety-three.

0:48.8

Yeah.

0:56.4

Yeah, here we go.

0:59.8

And here we're,

1:03.0

We, uh, stupid Wednesday. Welcome to our stupid Wednesday show on what we call here,

1:07.7

the 93X half-ass morning show.

1:09.7

Sure hope you're doing just grand we hope that you

1:14.2

are later on this morning we're going to get a crack at old tough guy McGee for the first time in a while

1:20.7

we're going to drag pigs forward Marcus Spolino onto the live radio and the word is is, he's pretty pissed. At us? Yeah, that's what I was told. Oh, no. Yeah. Did he give any details as to why? Maybe we could come up with an excuse or a way to apologize. We'll have to ask him. We'll find out what he's all mad about somewhere around 8 o'clock this morning. Haven't had a chance to say Dick DeMarcus, since his brother got traded over here and the whole works, I think we'll have lots to talk about. Well, the good news is if he's mad at us, each one of us could take him in a fight easily. Yeah, you first. Yeah, just get it over with, so we don't have to do it. So you guys have to, yeah, you don't need to expend the energy. I was surprised they let us talk to them.

2:02.5

I don't know what's changed where they finally said, sure. We'll put them on or maybe Marcus said something. Yeah, I don't know either. That'd be my guess. Like I said, he's mad and we'll figure it out later. Josh, do you think you could work day in, day out with your brother?

2:19.2

I do, yeah.

2:20.0

Yeah?

2:20.5

Well, my brother... later. Josh, do you think you could work day in, day out with your brother? I do, yeah. Yeah?

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