Bitch Bible Classics: Apologies In Advance

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Jackie recounts her recent social encounters, pays homage to her favorite celebrities and alienates 96% of her listeners.

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1:00.5	Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey guys, it's me. Again, shocker. Happy Hollow's Eve, or is it Halloween Eve? I don't really know. I am dressed in my sexiest latex cat suit with cute little kitty ears and I am ready to meow my way through the town.
1:02.2	Just kidding.
1:08.5	I got to tell you, I have been getting majorly Halloween shamed by people and yes, I do want to dress up as Brittany.
1:11.3	I might do that tonight just in the convenience of my own home. But people say to me all the time, you're 28, live, go out, have fun. I'm like, my life is
1:19.4	fucking fantastic. I'm having the best time. And you know what sounds amazing? Staying in,
1:26.4	putting on a drop crotch pair of sweatpants, and watching vintage housewives in the convenience of my own home, dead bolting the doors, ignoring children when they knock on my door for candy, although I did buy some.
1:38.4	And I also, I mean, I can't even believe I'm saying this, I may have purchased a white pumpkin.
1:44.1	It's not large. It's not carved. I don't want to deal
1:47.0	with the placenta of the pumpkin. Speaking of placenta, I, my, me and Andrew's best friends just
1:54.7	had a baby. And I got to tell you, I cried when I met the baby. And I had a small ovary pang like you know excited to play
2:04.4	pseudo-ant but also you know it was such it was like the most amazing thing and we are so excited
2:11.2	so mazzletov to them I will not embarrass them with affiliation and name drop because you know
2:17.0	they're better than that. But it was
2:19.0	amazing. And then me and all my friends went to see Thomas Wrette right after. So we went from the
2:26.3	hospital, Cedar Sinai, meeting a newborn baby, and then all win and just had the best time at the
2:32.5	Thomas Wreck concert. By the way, I never even
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